Michael Lohan, being the ever-doting, loving, father that he is, is going to be there for Lindsay to help her cope with her breakup from girlfriend Samantha Ronson, which supposedly has left LiLo “devastated.” Michael, as you may remember, absolutely hated Ronson with the fire of a thousand suns. He often blogged about her, referring to the DJ as SaMANtha without fail. Epic level of maturity there, Mike. Something tells me even if Lindsay did agree to spend some time with her dad, he’d have a hard time not gloating and/or doing a happy dance. But that’s not stopping him from acting like a good dad for the cameras.

Lindz and Sam appear to be over — and Lohan’s dad Michael offered support for his heartbroken daughter, while taking a jab at her mom!

Despite Michael’s previous bickering with LiLo over Sam, Mr. Lohan tells “Extra” of their split, “Breakups are never pretty and they’re never easy. I’m here for Lindsay any time. I’ve cleared my schedule to go meet her in L.A.”

Michael went on to say that he hopes Lindsay’s mom, Dina, would be there for the actress. “I hope Dina takes good care of her in the meantime. At a time like this she needs someone standing by her side. It’s about time she had both parents with her, without Dina driving a wedge between us. It’s time for Lindsay to resurrect her life and career.”

[From Extra]

Because let’s not forget that what this is really about is Michael’s war against Dina. Just like everything else. That’s actually what the economic crisis is about. And the Octomom scandal. And the newspaper I use to line my cat’s litter box. Absolutely everything is about Michael and Dina Lohan.

I don’t think it’s any big sacrifice for Michael to clear his schedule. How busy can it be? Here’s a sample of a day from his planner.

7:30 a.m. - Rise and shine and praise the Lord!
8:15 a.m. – Eat All Bran for breakfast; feel superior to Dina’s corn flakes
11:10 a.m. – Call first tier media outlets to talk about Lindsay; feel holier-than-thou
1:05 p.m. – Call second tier media outlets when first reject me; eat a hogi
2:39 p.m. – Say holier-than-thou prayers; be glad God loves me best
4:47 p.m. – Launder see-through mesh shirt; check if I’m having a good nipple day
6:35 p.m. – Eat a burrito; blog angrily about Lindsay
9:47 p.m. – Say night time prayers; ask God why Lindsay doesn’t like me
10:03 p.m. – Fall asleep feeling pure as a lamb

So I think Michael can probably make room in his busy schedule. Problem is, Lindsay hasn’t spoken about him in months, and doesn’t seem to be interested in having any sort of a relationship with him. As big of a media wh*ore as Dina is, Michael is worse. Dina at least has a relationship with Lindsay, whereas Michael just bitches to the press about how Samantha Ronson turned Lindsay into some sort of heathen. Because she was so innocent before.

I think Lindsay needs to take a long vacation at some kind of sober living facility far, far away from her parents. While indulging in intensive therapy. And then start fresh.

Images of Michael Lohan and girlfriend Erin Muler at the International Beverly Hills Film Festival last Wednesday. Images thanks to WENN .

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