You guys are totally right about Khloe Kardashian’s nose in these photos. These pics are from last week, where Khloe did a book-signing in LA. In close-ups, you can really see that something strange is happening with Khloe’s nose. Is it a #ContouringFail? Or is it a plastic surgery fail? I don’t even know at this point. As she promotes her book, Khloe has been on this weird kick where she’s been blatantly lying about sh-t. Last week, Khloe actually wrote these words: “I haven’t had any fillers or done any plastic surgery.” O RLY? And her new thing is trying to convince us that her ass of lies, aka The Pinocchio Butt, is 100% authentic and comes from good training. Pinocchio, please. From her New York Magazine interview:
Being trained by Gunnar Peterson: “I normally go in like 30 minutes before my hour workout and I’ll do some stretching and a little extra cardio. Then we do circuit training and we basically do, say, five different workouts, and we do that three times, within an hour. There are definitely times during the workout that I’m like, How am I going to do another round of this? But then you’re like, Okay, it’s only 15 more minutes of me doing that in my life, so bust through the 15 more minutes. I’m never going to regret a workout. No one says, “I was really pissed I worked out today.” You’re pissed if you missed your workout, but you’re never pissed if you actually go and accomplish it.”
On building her best body: “I always wanted a great, round butt. Gunnar and I, for like two and a half years, we really worked on my butt and strengthening my legs. So I feel really accomplished about that, but then I’m like, I want muscular calves. So now we’re incorporating a ton of calf workouts in, which I feel good about whenever I do them. My least-favorite body part is my arms. We focus on those more. I’m still not proud of them, but when I see before and after pictures, I realize how far I’ve come.”
Yeah… here’s the thing. I believe she works out. I believe she’s a total gym rat now and that she’s gotten addicted to feeling great after a workout. I’m like that too, and I’m sort of proud of how I’ve trained my body to need the endorphin release of physical exhaustion. So, I believe Khloe enjoys her workouts and she’s working hard. I believe she’s been doing it since, like, January/February of 2014. And while she has lost weight and tightened up, her ass of lies has only gotten bigger and bigger. Because it’s full of lies. Because she has not spent two years trying to get a perfect round butt through workouts. She took a shortcut, got butt implants circa March 2014, and she’s been passing off the Pinocchio Butt as the Ass of Truth ever since.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet, WENN.
Khloe to English translation:
“It took me two and a half years to train my my plastic surgeon and botox teams to give me the effect I wanted!”
Ha! Exactly. And this is where the bullsh!t they try to sell becomes dangerous.
“You too can look like this if you just work out really hard/line your lips really hard/etc.”
When, in reality, it’s impossible because their looks are attained through surgery/injections. Kreating unattainable beauty standards since 2007.
Ass of lies: implants or fat injections?
My vote is implants. I think she just went for the full caboose. She went from a totally pancake flat ass to what looked like two basketballs up in there, wayy before the rest of her body caught up (not that the proportions make sense now lol). Kim though has a combo of lipo and injections… Kylie lipo and injections.
If Khloe was telling the truth we would have seen the ass of lies start small and grow and swell and we could chart its progression (and fear its domination). But no, just like Kylie’s ass o’lies it was one day flat, next day sticking three feet out from her lower back.
As someone with an ass similar to Khloe’s pre-Pinocchio , I know how damn hard it is to build any fat or muscle tone even when you have strong thighs and a strong work-out game. After 10 years of running and squats I have a passable butt, but nothing like the badonkadonk that just appeared on Ko-ko one day.
Thats just NOT HOW GENETICS works wtf!! Do the surgery to make yourself feel better and no judgement Khloe but don’t lie about it so that you can SELL your book!!!
They are all so shameless and just lie with a big ol’ smile looking right into the lens. Kylie had so much done at 17 and she says it was just her lips!!
And, yet, in a Daily Mail article she says, “…but I am a really honest person.” Have a seat, twit.
Yeah, and her training consisted of squats and looking in the mirror and saying “this is my real butt” with a straight face.
She does not look like someone who “works really hard” at the gym. She has ZERO muscle tone. I’d love to work out with her just so I could show her how it’s done.
“Put the cell phone down honey, it’s time to pick up these heavy things called WEIGHTS.”
Since they read comments on themselves, I assume the “no muscle tone” chorus has finally sunk in and that’s why she now claims she’s going to work on strengthening her calves.
With low body fat it should only take her MAYBE two months to build muscle tone in her arms. WTF, she’s a liar.
Calico cat,lol, nice. I have never seen an ass grow from work outs, toned yes, but not to grow.lol
you can grow your butt through workouts. HOWEVER. everything else gets muscular, too. if you’re squatting heavy and building that ass, your calves will get muscular, your thighs will get muscular. Women don’t get bulky unless they work REALLY HARD at it, but you also can’t have zero muscle tone everywhere except your butt.
There are pics of her backside on the DM and that thing is an IMPLANT. I dont think she went with the fat transfer type like Kim K b/c you can see the outline and shape of it in that suit. Plus like the others have said, her legs have NO muscle tone whatsoever and there’s no way you can get a big booty w/o getting muscle definition in your legs, which she has NONE.
This ass of lies just needs to stop.
And her face is now un recognizable.
I agree. I cannot stand her! I would LOVE to interview her – I’d call her out for EVERYTHING.
Yes WHY DOESNT ANYONE!!?? Call any of them out?? It drives me crazy the kind of softball questions they get posed when they do show up on legitimate media where they aren’t the producers. I don’t understand, are they really paying off ALL media to the point that they cannot be confronted or asked anything they don’t pre-approve?
They claim to be “reality” icons, but they try SO hard to create a false reality to sell to the viewer. Then they deny actual reality while trying to push the sell harder, and they call people “haters” or “jealous” or “negative” for trying to point out the truth or hypocrisy of it all.
If she was just lying about the AOL because she’s embarassed, that’s one thing. But she is lying because she is trying to PROFIT from the idea that she achieved the body naturally.
The ass of lies (AOL?) appeared on Khloe maybe 2 years ago? She was in a black jumpsuit that much I remember. You could literally pinpoint the day the ass arrived.
Same with Kylie, she was looking great and then all of a sudden she’s posing with her back bent in half and the most bizarre proportions. You could track the day she had the surgery. “oh its’ just puberty that only hit my ass and left my waist tiny and a trail of injection marks down the back of my thighs for some reason”tee hee
Can’t wait to read the comments on this.
I’d have to see the change from one month to the next. But it did seem like one day her butt just blew up.
mhm, and I am an undercover princess… no no, a unicorn.
The one thing that gets me about the Pinocchio Butt is that it’s so high up! It practically replaced the small of her back.
The true test of this butt will be to come back in twenty five years, when she is carrying that thing around in a bag behind her knees! The thing about working out is that it should be a part of life for the ordinary person, and not the raison d’etre. At the moment she has all the time and energy in the world to be a gym fiend. Give her twenty five years or so, and she will find that her joints and muscles will not perform as they did when she was 30ish. The truth will then be out!
Omg, yes, yes, to that time span! I was an athlete from childhood through my early 20’s (raised w/3 bros., so, yeah). I then became a gym rat in my early 20’s into my late 40’s. Arose at 4:30 during my kids’ early years to fit those workouts in w/o taking time from them. I have the same tall frame as Khloe and similar body type (not tall and lanky, but tall w/curves that must be tamed by what foods I eat).
First of all, it is very hard for a tall-framed person to build their muscles noticeably in a short period of time. It doesn’t happen. In the timeframe she suggests, it would be impossible for Khloe to build up her gluteus muscles to the extent she has without some form of assistance, be it surgical or prosthetic – built-in butt pads for example. Over the years I did achieve a firm, lifted and rounded butt which filled out my jeans nicely, but nowhere near Khloe’s proportions. Plus, my quadriceps and hamstrings were ALSO muscular and sturdy (but not in an awful way). I do not see that Khloe’s hammies match her glutes. Like I said, tall-frame = much harder to achieve extremely noticeable (especially disproportionate like Khloe’s) glutes. So Khloe should pipe down already with her rhetoric because she is defending lies. But, hey, K-girl, enjoy it while you have it because time waits for no one. (Wasn’t that in a song long ago?)
And then one day, after two and half years, her backside magically inflated????
Take it from a black chica and Latinas who, like other black chicas/Latinas, has been sporting major ass since it was unpopular and since black girls were rejected (except by black men) for sporting a hella-a$$$, we do not grow ass in two years. It is a genetic thing (decided at conception) over which we have no control bar starving. Gym, no gym, we got a$$$.
@saywhatwhen lol coming from a Latina w/ a big butt I will totally agree
If you’re sitting behind that in an airplane, you can use it to hold a fold down tray if it breaks
i’ve always had a bubble butt, and it’s grown as i’ve incorporated more squats into my routine. however, like i said above, my calves got bigger and so did my thighs. i did not spot-grow my butt. it was one part genetics and one part hard work on my ENTIRE LOWER BODY.
As a flat-a$$ed white girl, I’ve done years of squats, lunges, worked out with weights, etc. to see if I could get it to grow just a teeny bit. It didn’t. It sort of moved upwards and you could bounce quarters off it when I was younger and super-fit, but grow? No. What gene runs through that family that causes the most egregious, flagrant and laughably obvious lying? I suppose the gene that most politicians have.
as a white woman with a big ass I wish this were false, but no, no matter how much I diet and lose weight, the butt remains. However there is a difference between a big butt and a toned butt.
I call my bubble butt my “bustle” and it is totally natural. I would have been happy to have it transferred to Khloe if her people had contacted me.
I actually like her hair, and she would look good now if she hadn’t gone all plastic. That upper lip is almost disfiguring. I wonder if it will settle eventually and look almost normal, or if she has done permanent damage.
And, I’m the Duchess of Cambridge, sitting here with my cup of coffee, planning my next Mustique vacation…errr public engagement.
lol!
Someone please tell her to stop!!!!!
There are no factory original parts left on Kim and Khloe are there?
Sure, that’s why it suddenly appeared one day. Yeah, that happens.
Do these Kardashian idiot forget that there is photographic evidence to the contrary when they claim their butts are real? Do they think the public is as stupid as they are?
And WTH is happening to her face!? It looks like a hard plastic shell with spider legs glue around her eyes.
It’s that area around her nose that is puzzling???!!! What is that Michael-Jackson-nose-melting-yet-stiffness around her nose?
She used to have a really cute face. Now she looks as though she has taken away parts, inflated other parts and had Madame Tussauds’ give her a buff and a wax to finish her off.
It’s super weird! Her nose looks broken, and her lip is stuck in some sort of Elvis sneer, like it’s been accidentally pulled up or there’s nerve damage. I don’t even know. These women are nut cases.
I saw their show last night for the first time in years. OMG, Kim, Khloe, and Kylie have blown up their lips to the point of ridiculous. They have shortenend the area between the nose and upper lip (why?), multiple nose jobs, fake breasts, fake butts, and Kim has tweaked her eyes. Khloe was shown without a fake tan and she has ZERO MUSCLE TONE. They are such liars with way, way, too much makeup. Gross!
Kim has MORE space between her nose and mouth because of her nose jobs – that is what is giving her that “camel” look for the past couple of years.
Kylie and Khloe have filled their lips too much, the upper lip curls and makes the space look smaller.
The weird thing that you are seeing with her nose is that she needs repeated rhinoplasty to keep up with all the growth. You know, from telling all the lies. (I know, that’s a very clumsy Pinocchio reference. Sorry. Still on my first cup of coffee)
That actually made me giggle. Get more coffee and keep it up.
OMG. The lies. The flagrant, shameless lies.
She can deny it till pigs fly, but she has completely changed her nose. As a kid in pics, she had a broad nose, Kim had a bump and who knows about the others. They want what they consider perfection. The Stepford sisters. I don’t know when big butts became the thing. I’ve always tried to keep my small and round, not like a some sort of stool following me that people could sit on. Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder I reckon.
It’s not about big vs small butts. Some of us have little control over the size. Even endless gym session result in a “less big” butt. Who gives a fck what’s in? Rock your booty in its natural state with confidence and keep it moving.
It’s the fact she’s so blatantly lying as if we wouldn’t notice the difference.
If we compare her to someone who actually works out and has a muscular butt, like Jessica Biel, we see how her butt has never stuck out like that despite the gym attendance. And how can her arms have so little definition if she is at the gym all the time. Arms are the easiest thing to define because the muscles are smaller…. And she is still pretty young so the skin wouldn’t be droopy yet. For some reason the law of physics don’t apply to this family.
THIS ^^
I feel like the Kardashians have no concept of real time.
Like Kim saying it was “6 months” after she left Kris that she hung out with Kanye when they were papped together like 2 weeks later.
Erica: They have no concept of anything real. The sky is not blue in their world.
The word “real” should never ever be used in the same sentence as Kardashian.
+100!!
They’ve had scripted reality lives that partly overlaps their real lives for so long, I actually think they’ve lost touch with reality to some degree. Any shame connected with lying is certainly long gone.
That’s a nose colouring fail. It never works or looks good, why do people think brown stripes on their nose will work?
Maybe her back alley surgeon trained for two and a half years, but she didn’t.
If she’s a gym rat, then why do her arms look like that? I definitely do not see the muscle tone/definition of a gym rat (in those pictures, anyway). Maybe I’m biased because I weight/power lift so I’m expecting something else? Does anyone know what kind of stuff she’s doing at the gym? I’m so curious!
She specifically mentions hating arm workouts, so I suspect she doesn’t do much with them.
I use to be a gym rat, going for hours and hours a day, everyday, and my arms never looked muscular. I was strong as an ox, but you could never tell by looking at me. (Which is always hilarious when men try to tell me I can’t lift something at work)
I miss being a gym rat 🙁
I never achieved muscle definition in my arms, but definitely on the rest of my body. Khloe doesn’t have any muscle definition. Perhaps if she sticks to working out she will develop some in the next few years?
There is no definition whatsoever in her legs, either, which is why I think that butt was paid for, not earned.
“If you repeat a lie often enough, people will believe it, and you will even come to believe it yourself.”
True. I have an ex-husband who says he never broke my nose (our daughter witnessed it happen and my lawyer saw me the next day covered in bruises) and an ex-boyfriend who says he never dislocated my jaw. One a banker, the other an attorney…
Anyway, just SHUT UP, Khloe.
Jaysus, JudyK, I hope that you’re in a better situation these days. no one should have to put up with that. sorry that you had to go through those things.
Thanks doofus…it was another lifetime ago, but it’s the reason I can’t tolerate a liar.
I believe that she trained for her butt for 2.5 years. And then she got implants.
The contouring on her nose in the first pic makes her look like Squidward. And as for her workouts being responsible for that monstrosity on her backside….
Sure, Jan.
The contouring makes it look like a boxer’s nose.
Cocaine lots of cocaine….
Must be nice to devote your entire life to improving your butt
A life worth living!
That could only be true if genetic engineering has come much, much further than we know of…
How can they just sit there and blatantly lie? Dear Khloe, not one person believes that you didn’t get butt implants.
Two years of training that yielded overnight results.
Someone should sue these kows.
All I can think about is how SHE was the one who eventually spilled Kylie’s secret because she admitted the lame lip liner lie wasn’t working.
Meanwhile she really thinks she’s gonna get credit for a butt that was manufactured to resist side and rear impact by Honda. No boo. No credit.
Lying is like breathing to this family.
hahahahaha. When I was around 28, I had some laser done and they took a pic of my butt and I noticed it was super saggy. Like it dripped onto the backs of my thighs!
So I hit that hard at the gym for, oh, 4 years? I completely changed my back, which used to be weak, by building muscle. And I did build a bit of muscle in my glutes. My butt doesn’t meld with my thighs anymore.
BUT IT DIDN’T EXPLODE.
I’ve been working out to tapes/DVDs since the early 1980s, plus I walk a minimum of four miles a day. I can guarantee you that exercise does not make a person look like they have a Star Wars BB-8 droid stuffed down the back of their pants.
We should just call her pinocchio.
Butt fillers and a nose job. That is a messed up nose job. That ain’t contouring fer crissakes.
Wow…the lies….
I don’t believe khloe is a gym rat.
Not in the least.
When I see a video of her legitimately working out for an hour then I’ll believe her, but for now all I see is her strolling into and out to gyms to have an excuse for her inflated ass.
How long did she train to get that nose?
I think they get stuff done and then deny it for the attention and publicity. Who would talk about it if they announce ‘Hey everyone I got butt implants yesterday. Check this out’. Surely they realize the average person is far more intelligent and educated than they are and see right through their bs. They make ridiculous statements lying about it for the OMG factor and it works. They got nothing else to promote but their fake butts, boobs and lips!
They really think people are stupid,then again their followers and fans……………
Hmmm is that why her butt literally came out of nowhere? It would have slowly gotten bigger. Her ass grew over night !
I believe what she said at first was “I’ve always had an ass.” HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Are we sure she didn’t say “I’ve always ~been~ an ass”?
Good lord she still going on about it…. I ‘d like some trainers to come out and say that what she is saying is impossible. Her butt doesn’t look human even if she worked out her bum daily for 5 yrs it would look round and toned but not this crazy atrocity
Liar, Liar, big butt on fire! Does she really think the common folk are that stupid?!?!
she aint’ lifting no weights with those claws
#BishWhere #AssofLies #pinocchiobutt
An ass that naturally fat ONLY comes with a serving of hips and stacked thighs.
I think I’m in the minority here but anyway… Khloe finally found her hairstyle. I mean, it looks great.
Like the colour and the length. It’s a keeper!
I agree I like this hair style the best on her so far. I am annoyed that she insulted our intelligence by claiming not to have work done on her back side. Just say nothing.
What education level does this idiot have that her whole life’s ambition is to have a ‘great, round, butt”? AND she worked on this goal for over two years. If asked about the events in Paris, she would probably think she was being asked about the person, not the city. Go away already.
I would think Gunnar Petersen would like to tell her to quit mentioning him as her trainer, if this is the result…..
I initially thought the header pic was Brandi Glanville.
Her belief in how stupid the general public is, beyond unreasonable. The plastic fillers and alleged drug use has fractured her brain.
She’s just trying to compete with her sister. I guess she feels pressure as a Kardashian to have the big butt because that’ s where their tacky fame lies. She wouldn’t be getting the men she’s getting if she were not a Kardashian because really she’s not even cute and her personality is the most annoying of them all.
Hmmm. Never realized that working out and spending most of my waking hours on changing or talking about or taking pictures of
how I look could change my facial features.As for the butts in this clan can someone clue me in as to why the end result is the goal? If you are born with it own it and enjoy it …but really ( or butt really?) Is it because they think men will be attracted to it which we all know is the foundation of a long and happy relationship.
I smell smoke!!! Somebody’s pants are on fire. There’s a video on YouTube of her twerking and it is painfully obvious they are implants. This family has the most incredibly bottomless capacity for lying!! In every single picture of her it’s obvious they are implants. Not only that, but why work out like a fiend to get a circus-comical butt like that in the first place? My, what a noble aspiration in life. Not.
I’ve reacted the same way to all these pictures from the book signing – I see the thumbnail and say, “Oh, a Brandi Glanville story.” Even now knowing it’s Khloe, I don’t see Khloe – I see Brandi disguised as Khloe. Maybe it’s just me…!
That is definitely a botched nose job and you can not get a butt like that from training. I guess it thinks we don’t have eyes.
Oh, my, God. Becky, look at her butt.
It IS possible to “grow a butt” in the gym but not one that looks like Khloe’s. That is not humanly possible. I know women who are actual “body builders” and most of them were super skinny before and began working out with weights to build curves on their naturally un-curvy frames. They took their butts from totally flat to a sort of “bubble-butt.” Their legs are extremely developed because you can’t work glutes without working legs. What is essential for glute growth is doing things like squatting and deadlifting with heavy weights as well as cable kickbacks. Hamstring growth is necessary for glute growth and Khloe has absolutely no muscle definition whatsoever in her legs. So no she didn’t get that ass in the gym. Your ass does not quadruple in size no matter what you do. It would not look like a beach ball either, which is exactly what Khloe’s ass looks like. She would have to be lifting SO heavy, like think of a powerlifter, to put even remotely that kind of muscle on to get her ass anywhere near that size from what it was previously, and her legs, mostly her hamstrings, would be completely ripped, huge and defined. One look at that ass is enough to know that there is no muscle involved whatsoever. They think everyone is so stupid and they lie all the time.