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		<title>By: Charlie Gordon</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Aug 2010 17:51:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Is dat a camel toe i see</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Is dat a camel toe i see
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		<title>By: Women’s Costumes</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 May 2009 12:43:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I find parts of the outfit specially the shoes looks fine only that it is paired with clothes that doesn&#039;t really fit her or not our taste.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I find parts of the outfit specially the shoes looks fine only that it is paired with clothes that doesn&#8217;t really fit her or not our taste.
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		<title>By: Ally</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Apr 2009 05:18:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I think the outfits are streamlined, and Euro streetstyle mixed with a classic vibe.

Too much bitterness above, methinks. Dear commenters, try to distinguish between your generalized feelings of envy and deservedly satirical commentary on truly ridiculous celebrity behavior.

(This is not Gwynnie writing, just a person who feels she can coexist in the same world without envy gnawing at her very soul.)</description>
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<p>Too much bitterness above, methinks. Dear commenters, try to distinguish between your generalized feelings of envy and deservedly satirical commentary on truly ridiculous celebrity behavior.</p>
<p>(This is not Gwynnie writing, just a person who feels she can coexist in the same world without envy gnawing at her very soul.)
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		<title>By: Ashley</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Apr 2009 23:57:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The French shirt is unflattering. I&#039;m a nutter for striped shirts but that shirt is FUG. You can find one that&#039;s fitted more and it will look great, very Parisian.

The trench is the only good thing on her list and mostly because it looks like a Burberry knockoff. 

The rest of it&#039;s jsut crap. The boots with the dresses doesn&#039;t match, mostly because they&#039;re too dark to be worn with summer dresses and who wears boots during the summer? Unless you&#039;re climbing mountains or wandering around a desert there&#039;s no need, wearing f-ing snadals or cute sneaks.

Who wants to dress like Gwynie anyway? She&#039;s the worst fashion victim. Too much money, no sense.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The French shirt is unflattering. I&#8217;m a nutter for striped shirts but that shirt is FUG. You can find one that&#8217;s fitted more and it will look great, very Parisian.</p>
<p>The trench is the only good thing on her list and mostly because it looks like a Burberry knockoff. </p>
<p>The rest of it&#8217;s jsut crap. The boots with the dresses doesn&#8217;t match, mostly because they&#8217;re too dark to be worn with summer dresses and who wears boots during the summer? Unless you&#8217;re climbing mountains or wandering around a desert there&#8217;s no need, wearing f-ing snadals or cute sneaks.</p>
<p>Who wants to dress like Gwynie anyway? She&#8217;s the worst fashion victim. Too much money, no sense.
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		<title>By: CB Rawks</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Apr 2009 18:50:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>She&#039;s trying to look like Mia Farrow or something. I feel like these are old ads from my grandma&#039;s McCall&#039;s magazine.

She just makes me feel annoyed and slappy. It&#039;s the Smug, definitely. Coupled with the *delusional and actually very wrong*-ness.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>She&#8217;s trying to look like Mia Farrow or something. I feel like these are old ads from my grandma&#8217;s McCall&#8217;s magazine.</p>
<p>She just makes me feel annoyed and slappy. It&#8217;s the Smug, definitely. Coupled with the *delusional and actually very wrong*-ness.
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		<title>By: drm</title>
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		<dc:creator>drm</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 22:44:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@ The Old KC - EVERYONE in New Zealand is wearing gladiator sandals (particularly in Auckland and Wellington).  I wore them first time around (age warning here) and I dont&#039; mind them.  They look good with a good pedicure...

Gwyennie is just annoying period...doesn&#039;t matter WHAT she wears...imagine modeling clothes on your own blog...in a serious fashion as opposed to &quot;hey look what I  bought doesn&#039;t it look nice&quot; way to friends and family!!

UGH!  Mustn&#039;t look at this woman before coffee and breakfast she gives me indigestion!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@ The Old KC &#8211; EVERYONE in New Zealand is wearing gladiator sandals (particularly in Auckland and Wellington).  I wore them first time around (age warning here) and I dont&#8217; mind them.  They look good with a good pedicure&#8230;</p>
<p>Gwyennie is just annoying period&#8230;doesn&#8217;t matter WHAT she wears&#8230;imagine modeling clothes on your own blog&#8230;in a serious fashion as opposed to &#8220;hey look what I  bought doesn&#8217;t it look nice&#8221; way to friends and family!!</p>
<p>UGH!  Mustn&#8217;t look at this woman before coffee and breakfast she gives me indigestion!
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		<title>By: KLaw</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 20:51:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hideous. I can&#039;t believe how it got worse and worse as I scrolled down the page.

My biggest complaint is that she doesn&#039;t dress to flatter her figure or highlight her pretty face (although I agree, she looks weird here). Instead she dresses so you will be distracted by her strange fashion choices. It&#039;s like watching the circus instead of admiring a pretty woman with class and style. Quel dommage!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hideous. I can&#8217;t believe how it got worse and worse as I scrolled down the page.</p>
<p>My biggest complaint is that she doesn&#8217;t dress to flatter her figure or highlight her pretty face (although I agree, she looks weird here). Instead she dresses so you will be distracted by her strange fashion choices. It&#8217;s like watching the circus instead of admiring a pretty woman with class and style. Quel dommage!
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		<title>By: roadie</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Apr 2009 19:41:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>alright, is it just me or does her head look photoshopped in every single pic?!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>alright, is it just me or does her head look photoshopped in every single pic?!
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		<title>By: Sarah</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Apr 2009 15:55:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Lots of gladiator hate here; I will confess to having just bought a pair however. I bought them Because I&#039;m a little self-conscious about my feet and they cover more, the buckles are great for narrow feet and I like the soft  purple/brown colors instead of black b/c my feet are so damn pale.  Now I&#039;m more aware that most people think they&#039;re fug, but that&#039;s ok.

G&#039;s not looking her best b/c beige &amp; white totally wash her out.  I look like 
a corpse in these colors too but makeup       
and jewellry help a little.  Anyway, G thinks her audience is clueless so she doesn&#039;t need to try very hard.  If you don&#039;t appreciate her efforts to enlighten you it&#039;s just b/c you&#039;re a jealous, petty person.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Lots of gladiator hate here; I will confess to having just bought a pair however. I bought them Because I&#8217;m a little self-conscious about my feet and they cover more, the buckles are great for narrow feet and I like the soft  purple/brown colors instead of black b/c my feet are so damn pale.  Now I&#8217;m more aware that most people think they&#8217;re fug, but that&#8217;s ok.</p>
<p>G&#8217;s not looking her best b/c beige &amp; white totally wash her out.  I look like<br />
a corpse in these colors too but makeup<br />
and jewellry help a little.  Anyway, G thinks her audience is clueless so she doesn&#8217;t need to try very hard.  If you don&#8217;t appreciate her efforts to enlighten you it&#8217;s just b/c you&#8217;re a jealous, petty person.
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		<title>By: The Old KC</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Apr 2009 13:06:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Also, has she had a bunch of work done?  I went to the GOOP site to see if I could get a closer look at the photos, but they are identical to the photos above, and her face looks completely frozen.  She&#039;s my age - I have some complaints about how I&#039;m aging but I&#039;m not about to do anything that looks obvious.  Something about her face in that jumpsuit shot looks like she did something pretty radical.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Also, has she had a bunch of work done?  I went to the GOOP site to see if I could get a closer look at the photos, but they are identical to the photos above, and her face looks completely frozen.  She&#8217;s my age &#8211; I have some complaints about how I&#8217;m aging but I&#8217;m not about to do anything that looks obvious.  Something about her face in that jumpsuit shot looks like she did something pretty radical.
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