It feels like it’s been forever since I’ve written about Kim Kardashian. It really hasn’t been forever, it’s just been a week or so. So, let’s catch up. She’s due later this month, although many people believe she’ll give birth early again, probably in the next week or two. Kim was also sick over the Thanksgiving holiday – she posted a photo of her cleavage and bump (as one does) to announce that she’s 37 weeks along and she has a “sinus infection and the flu.” Yikes, that’s bad news.
What else? One of Kim’s Twitter followers called her a “fat bitch” and she replied “Yep.” And then: “I just joke. I am soooo not worried about my weight and what others think. i am confident in my bounce back game lol.” Sure. More like she’s confident in liposuction. As for the long-awaited baby boy… TMZ says today that Kim and Kanye still haven’t decided on a name. The longer this goes on, the better the chances that the name is going to be awful. Just FYI.
Time’s running out for Kim Kardashian and Kanye West — less than a month from the birth of their 2nd child … and they have no idea what to name the kid. Sources tell us the couple’s discussed dozens of names, but they’re just not in love with anything they’ve come up with so far.
Might seem weird for a prolific producer like Kanye to have writer’s block, but we’re told the struggle is coming up with something unique — and as we first reported, directions are off the table. Also, it’s their first son … which means a lot to both of them.
Our sources say Kim’s worried it could come down to them just getting inspired once the little guy arrives. He’s due on Christmas day, but we’re told mom feels like he’s coming early.
We should create a baby name list for Kim and Kanye. They say they don’t want to do directional names, so I guess we can’t include South West, Easton West or Westie West. So here are my recommendations:
Wintour West (for Anna, obviously)
Riccardo West (for Riccardo Tisci)
Tisci West (same)
Givenchy West
Adidas West
CAPS-LOCK WEST
No Disrespect To Ben Affleck West
Yeezington West
Yeezus West
Leather Jeggings West
Steve Jobs West
Walt Disney West
Galileo West
Kanye Junior
I’m sure we can think of more. Put your suggestions in the comments!
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
How about Silence? It is golden, after all.
Choker West….that sounds a little um
Ray West, be edgy, give the guy who was responsible for her coming into the limelight a shout out…or is that tacky?
Hahaha I second Ray west
Ray J West!
😁. Thats the one that most everyone seems to agree on.
No disrepsect to Ben Affleck West. Dead.
Monochromatic Wardrobe West
ForSale West
I vote for CAPS LOCK!! Lmao
Me too! But knowing them, they’d spell it all in lower case letters because it’d be edgy. “capslock West”
Oooh, how about Edgy West? LOL
Watch them just name him Kanye Jr. 😛
Junior West
Son West
Four West (after Beyonce’s favorite number)
One West (since their son is number one to him)
Chicago West
*Kappeslokke West.
How about Bey West?
Red Ivy West
Baby Boy West
Flawless West
Irreplaceable West
Destiny’s Child West
Not Michelle West
Wild Wild West
Hahahahaha !
You forgot:
Survivor West
Bills Bills Bills West
Bug a boo West
Lizziz, Lizzie, Lizzie!!! I totally missed that angle. I forgot about both his n her obsession with Beyonce. I bet they chose one of your suggestions.
Lizziz, Lizzie, Lizzie!!! I totally missed that angle. I forgot about both his n her obsession with Beyonce.
I’ve been having such an awful two days and these comments actually cracked me up.
LOL @ Red Ivy West…I was thinking what if their son grew up to marry Blue Ivy…so when they have a baby it will be Purple Ivy! 😀
@word
Damn I did forget Bills Bills Bills West that’s a good one!
@Wentworth Miller
I want to blame this hilarious comment on my Dayquil because I’m currently sick wrapped in a blanket burrito style. I’ll try to cheer you up if there’s any more post of the Kardashians doing more stupid stuff.
@rice_bunny
As IF! Blue Ivy will never marry a peasant like Kristian West, she’s more of Prince baby George ruler of the world unless Harper Beckham fights her for Prince George’s attenition.
🙂 that’s a great choice.
Ray J West
This made me laugh !
GoAway West
Ha ha – gets my vote!!!
At least Kim is wearing tennis shoes!
Flannel West
Jupiter West
Coco West
They better not name him Coco! 😉
Cash Money West? Because that baby’s gonna start earning that cash money as soon as he pops out!
Earnest. (West)
Test. (West)
Best. (West)
The Best West
I feel like they would put “The” in front of their child’s name…or have it’s first name be The and middle name be Best.
North doesn’t have a middle name so I doubt their son will either. Actually they didn’t want North to have a last name either but changed their minds last minute. They wanted her to simply be “NORTH” and that’s it. Like they already decided she’s not going to go to college and have a normal career and therefore doesn’t need a last name lol.
Haha!
I’d go with Moschino West. Flashy, overpriced and tacky. Family values are important after all!
Vain/Vane West
Selfie West
Hello West
Lol! Selfie West! 🙂
Doomed West
Delusional West
Implant West
I feel mean doing this about a baby. How about Don West for his mom?
GNAT that was my suggestion Don or Donden West.
I think that would be nice.
Don Go West
*breaks into song*
Rick West
*asks politely*
Marsh Mello West
*the most huggable kid*
or Mello West
as the most introspective kid
awwwwh! heheh…
endless possibilities.
HODOR West
Fake Baby West
CROQUEMBOUCHE West
Beige Booty Shorts West!
Ding, ding, ding! We have a winner!
Beyonce West ( if, on the slim chance, it is a girl)
Swifty West
Taylor West
Messiah West
How Great Thou Art West
Baby Jesus West
Imma Letyou Finish West
Bummer West
Arse(nio) West
Bling West
Lyington West
Faym Oh West
Fly West
Follow-me West
Looki West
Whats wrong with good old fashioned Easton?
Easton West.
They (Kim and Kanye) have mentioned Easton. How much do you want to bet that this is the name they have picked out and all this “OMG, we haven’t picked out a name yet” stick is all for PR.
Ka- Ching West
I was going to say Ka-Ching also!
Messiah
Jesus
Savior
King
Angel
Kenya
Priceless
Made By Kanye@
Test Tube
Richer Than You
That was my favorite choice for North “I have a star and you don’t” West!
My money has always been on Jesus 🙂
Khristmas West
Baby Yeezus West
Northeast West
Northwest West
Leonardo da Vinci West
Eym Sorrie About Mii Parynts West. See, You can even get creative with the spellyng so its dipherint and no other kid will have that nayme.
Kaden West would be cute.
Kaden is much too basic.
Fievel Goes (West)
Some where out there, beneath the leeeather paaaaaants!
Hahaha that just cracked me up😂
Imma Let You Finish WEST
If I were having coffee, I’d be spitting it on my laptop. Genius. 🙂
Bear West
Tripp West
Trig West
Track West
Zuma West
Imago West (as in Ima Goin West)
oh, this is also brilliant!
Israel
Why do I have a feeling Kanye wants to name the baby something ridiculous and Kim isn’t coming around? That’s why the can’t settle on a name. I’m sure she still regrets her daughter’s name. I would.
(THE) Best West is the bomb! But Kayne might claim that moniker…
Go West? Powerful message and Kayne and Common are tight bros from the Chi.
Immaletchoofinish West
Messiah West
I was going to say Immaletchufinish West! This is obviously the best choice.
Jobs West I fear is a true contender, as is Yeezus West.
Kanye Jr would be the decent choice.
Salvador West
God’s West
I Shall Fulfill The Prophecy West
Bow Down To Me B!tches West
Go West.
I call b.s. Kanye has always wanted a boy and has probably had a name picked out well before ever meeting Kim. I believe nothing they say. I also don’t believe Kim doesn’t care about her weight. Is that why she wears those coats all the time? Of course her “bounce back” game will be strong, she’ll hand the kids off to the nannies and say she’s in the gym 24/7 when most likely she’ll get it sucked out of her.
My guess for names is King West or Heir West.
What’s wrong w/ lipo? I wish I had the money to do it.
I’m not saying there is anything wrong with it. What IS wrong is getting lipo but then saying it was all due to exercise, waist trainers and diet pills.
KenKay
People (assures cover for life)
Pap-io,
Vip,
KingK
Bank
Manye
Best
Hampton
PRince
The Best In All The West.
Too Tight Clothing West
Baby Doc Marten West
Selfie West
No College West
Kash Kow for PMK West
Met Gala West
Nazareth West.
Noble West.
Noway West.
Exit West
I still have a feeling they want something that means best or king or something without choosing it directly. Since they are all about North being the top or whatever. So I still think something like Apex or Victor. Victor Apex West.
Yes, maybe Xavier (savior) in some variation.
Zafiour.
Zafyer.
Safyer.
Safyer West.
I would say Reign, but Khourtney beat them to it.
Also Royalty, swack, since that Chris Brown person has a daughter named so. Majesty? Count? Baron? Duke? Mmm…not regal enough for him, perhaps.
I agree, Falula, and said this months ago. Just a quick thesaurus search: Apex, Akme, Climax, Klimax, Crest/Krest, Crown/Krown (Klown?), Ne Plys Ultra, Peak, Pinnacle/Pinnakle, Zenith… Maybe not King, Prince etc., as they’ve been done. Lord? Jeesus? Yeezy? I also suspect that he’s had a name selected for a long, long time, even before he got with KK.
A human’s general gestation period is still nine months, yeah? (Eh, it’s been a while since I was with child…) To many of us, this pregnancy seems to be going on forever, so I can imagine she’s as fed up as we are.
Wow, that is one fugly outfit. As usual
Kujo.
easton west.
they can call him “eezy” to match “yeezy”.
lol.
I like Don Wintour West!
Key West!
Flo Keys West
Contour West
Push West
Florida Key West (FK West)
Simply The West.
Bruce West!
Lord help me, but I love Wintour West for that family. It just fits the craziness that is them. Kim is not above doing that to her child to get in Anna’s good graces. Please let it be Wintour!!!!
Ok – boy names:
Ernest Hemingway West
Nathaniel Hawthorne West
Jean Paul West
Jean Pierre West
Jenner Christian West
Wesley James West
Dion Robert West
I suspect the kid’s name will be either Royal(ty) or Reign West. Obnoxious and pretentious.
They won’t copy Chris Brown or Kourtney and Scott.
I am surprised that Kanye doesn’t demand that the name is Kanye the 2nd or something very egotisical.
I actually love Christopher West, but I know that will never happen.
Clickbait West
Kaiser West
Westy West
Doctor West
Eminem West
Louis V. West
Wolfgang Amadeus West
Bruce West
Gandalf West
Lord West
Napoleon West
…
(Last name of her plastic surgeon) West
Grammy West
President West
Southeast West
Kris Humphries West (too soon?)
Selfie West
Big Dipper West (gotta love a star theme)
Kensington Wintour West
Kane West
King Lamar West
Isn’t Tigga’s boy named King? I don’t believe he’ll copy him, either. Boss? Champion? Perfect? Supreme Being? Glory?
Kanye uses the word “legacy” in a lot of his interviews. I can see them naming the baby Legacy West. Kinda makes sense actually.
I can see that happening !
Trench Coat West
Supreme West
OnlyOne West
Pharaoh West
Regent West
Key West.
I really think they might name him Weston West…
Wayward West
Trenchcoat West
Hoodies West
This is crazy, but …
1) The house of Givenchy was founded by designer Hubert de Givenchy = Hubert
+
2) Kanye West’s best friend designer Riccardo Tisci = Riccardo
+
3) Kanye West designed for Adidas. Adidas was founded by Adolf “Adi” Dassler = Adi
= Hubert Riccardo Adi West
Mid
Can’t believe nobody has suggested that yet!
I also think they are possibly going to go edgy. Maybe like:
# West
Actually I think I have it!
They will name him thus:
Pharaoh Robert West
Spirit West
K West (just the letter K)
Second West
Bible West
Yeezus West (I can really see that)
Old West
Odd West
Wild West
Won West
Text West
Western Shirt
Western Hat
Western
Clint Westwood
Kanye Omari West, Jr is what they’ll name him. They can always call him Kay J…
Sue.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WOHPuY88Ry4
True West
Spurgeon West
We have the winner.
JayZ Please Like Me Again West
🙂
Trademark Genius West.
North by North West
*Blest West
*Old West
*Go West
*Sunsetsintha West
*TwentyfourthAvenue&SeventhStreet West
*Stealmylunchmoney West
*Pleasebullyme West
*Myparentsaremorons West
U.S. West
Q West
South West
Pacific West
Angel West
Halo West
Ocean West
Perfect West
Royal would have been perfect for their thinking
Sovereign
Baron (I think that works well)
Noble
August
Amadeus
Glory
Maximus
Deo
Lord
Vanquish
Prime/Primo
Cesar
Czar
Triumph
Yellow Rain West
Kimkardanye West
Kanyekardim West
George or William West (to have something in common with Kate)
Easton West (yeah they just might)
Balmain Tischi West
Kanye West Jr.
Kappuccino West
Beyjay West
King Kong West (since he wants a regal name)
K West (yeah just K hmmm k? Maybe to be different it would be a mirror image of letter K.)
Kash Kondo West
Kamehameha West
Kling Klang West
Kanu West
Kilometre West (so the heir goes the distance)
Vogue West
Northpole West
Arctic West
Regal West
Prince West
Sultan West
Krown Krony West
Kreditkard West
Korea West
Kaptain Amerika West
I’m done. I think.
King Bling West
How about Thomas Michael Zachary West? They could call him “TMZ” for short. Because we all know how close the Kardashians and TMZ are
the Galileo one was BRILLIANT
Noir
Enoch
Navy
RAW
Rawr
Moi
Versailles
Pharaoh
Caesar
Brill (short for brilliance)
Genius
Eaton
Prodi (short for prodigy)
London
Rome
Savant
Hue (short for HUEman)
in my heart of heart I could see him, doing pulling one of these names…