Miranda Kerr covers the new issue of The Edit – you can read the full piece here at pret-a-porter.com. I sometimes forget that Miranda is all about crystals and good vibes and such, which she talks about in this interview. From tabloid reports, I always suspected that in real life, the real Miranda is less about earth-mothering and crystals and more about sex with billionaires, but who knows? Maybe she can be all of that, all of the time. Anyway, in this interview, she ends up talking a lot about her boyfriend, 25-year-old billionaire boyfriend Evan Spiegel. I had been predicting a surprise pregnancy for Miranda by now, but she hasn’t said anything about that specifically. But I do think it’s coming. Some highlights:
Her philosophy: “My whole philosophy is to uplift people. Everything has a positive intention behind it.”
She infuses all her skincare products by pouring them through rose quartz: “…Which I don’t talk about, but people feel it – it gives the vibration of love.”
Positive thoughts & rice: “There was a study done on bags of rice. One bag was told positive things like ‘I love you’, another bag was ignored, and another was told negative things. The first bag was perfect, the second started to disintegrate, and the last one was mouldy.”
Separating from Orlando: “Flynn was two, so it was really hard to make the decision, but our son is our priority so you have to come from love. You have to be kind.”
How she met Evan Spiegel: She was seated next to him at a “work dinner for Louis Vuitton…You can’t close yourself off from love. I try to keep my heart open and not feel afraid.” She found him “sweet, really kind and smart”, so they went on a date – to Kundalini yoga at Golden Bridge in Santa Monica, favored by Demi Moore and Madonna.
She & Orlando said they wouldn’t introduce Flynn to anyone unless it was serious: “We had to know the person for six months and feel good about them. Evan met Flynn, so yeah, things are going well. Orlando thinks he’s great. We’re just a modern family now!”
She says Evan is an old soul: “He’s 25, but he acts like he’s 50. He’s not out partying. He goes to work in Venice [Beach], he comes home. We don’t go out. We’d rather be at home and have dinner, go to bed early.” So he doesn’t feel like a younger man then? “Well, in some ways he does,” she says, with a wink. “I’m telling you, I’ve got the best of both worlds!”
Their first date was a yoga class? She didn’t introduce Evan to Flynn until she was six months into the relationship? Evan acts like he’s 50? Yeah, I kind of don’t believe much of that. Especially the part about Evan acting 50 – his emails tell a different story, that of “Evan Spiegel being a douchey frat boy.” But she’s already referring to her situation as “a modern family,” so you know a pregnancy is coming. Poor Evan might not even see it coming. But hey, maybe he’s into it.
Photos courtesy of The Edit, Fame/Flynet.
sorry but the rose quartz and rice had me laughing.
I think my mother in law did this interview
Before I leave for work, I’m gonna go tell my bag of rice I love it and I can’t wait to eat it later for dinner. Yeah.
Damn, I’ve been neglecting my rice. My pasta has been getting all my attention.
I’ve never liked her and this interview doesn’t do anything to change that — but I will grudgingly say that I really like the editorial. She looks great, somehow less conventional than usual.
In the interview she says they like to stay home and go to bed early. So are they living together??
She is so New Agey and a ruthless businesswoman at the same time. She makes my head spin, I don’t know what is true what is fake.
I think most of it is fake. And I’ll never forget that she hooked up with Bieber. No woman in her right mind over 25 years would do that. She’s pretty dumb I guess.
Her last comment made me gag. 🙁
When somebody says their younger significant other is an old soul it usually means they’re too young for them.
Haha, this!
“There was a study done on bags of rice. One bag was told positive things like ‘I love you’, another bag was ignored, and another was told negative things. The first bag was perfect, the second started to disintegrate, and the last one was mouldy.” What!? LOL
I know! She reminds me of one of my mother’s friends. She believes in this sort of stuff, doesn’t eat 90% of foods, got rid of a microwave, etc….and yet she still smokes.
I swear to God Goop made this exact same comment about water and how it changed in reaction to positive and negative emotions.
Her rice comment makes me think of the time Mythbusters experimented with playing music for plants. The plants that they played death metal for grew the best. Maybe she should play some death metal while her products are poured through the quartz?
“He’s 25, but he acts like he’s 50.”
You mean his *bank account* acts like he’s 50, don’t you?
I know that Miranda and Orlando are not everyone’s cup of tea but when they talk about getting along for their child, I believe them.
I was having a pretty bad morning at work but this just made my day. Perhaps if I crooned softly to the bag of brown rice at home, it will cook properly tonight and not be mushy? Maybe I should pour the rice over a rose-tinted crystal first?
Why are rich people always talking about happiness, simplicity, being comfortable with oneself, and how money and material things don’t matter at all?
Past – Kate Winslet thinks you are vulgar for talking about talking about money.
I cannot wait to try sweet-talking one bag of rice, and being abusive to another one. That’s one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard. But her rice philosophy does explain a lot. I finally understand why I’m all mouldy.
Talking to plants is one things – because of the exchange of oxygen and carbon dioxide, but talking to inanimate objects?
Didn’t goop or a goop guru say something similar about water?
You are an inanimate f-cking object!
(sorry…. couldn’t help it.) 😉
Granted he was young, but wow–those emails. What a douche.
She would not look sideways at him if he was not as rich as Croesus.
+ 1
…thats an awesome hommage to fug fashion…
I see pictures in my mind:
Miranda Kerr sitting in front of her computer screen and swinging a rose quarz for positive media attention.
Sitting over her sleeping boyfriend swinging a green quarz stone over his head to make him propose.
Sitting over her dinner swinging some precious stone saying: “Don’t make me fat. Make me gorgeous.”
On the other hand: she got game. Orlando Bloom, James Packer romance and now this.
gold. digger. convenient accidental pregnancy in 3….2…..1…..just like with Orlando.
Good on her for doing her thing, or whatever.
Just do not like her. Always rubs me the wrong way.
“He’s 25, but he acts like he’s 50.” And you are 32, but you act like you’re 13.
She is so thirsty. Who keeps her relevant?? The same people who keep Kate Bosworth relevant!!!