Comments on: Star: Angelina gets pregnant to keep Brad from sexy nannies http://www.celebitchy.com/46678/star_angelina_gets_pregnant_to_keep_brad_from_sexy_nannies/ Stylish celebrity escapism Tue, 14 Feb 2012 09:42:13 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: czarina http://www.celebitchy.com/46678/star_angelina_gets_pregnant_to_keep_brad_from_sexy_nannies/#comment-271675 czarina Fri, 17 Apr 2009 00:42:13 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=46678#comment-271675 Yeah, Spencer and Heidi get kidnapped by pirates, and nobody will pay the ransom, OR try to rescue them. Eventually, the pirates (horrified by thier captives continued efforts to entertain them with song and dance) throw them back into the sea and run away... Yeah, Spencer and Heidi get kidnapped by pirates, and nobody will pay the ransom, OR try to rescue them.
Eventually, the pirates (horrified by thier captives continued efforts to entertain them with song and dance) throw them back into the sea and run away…

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]]> By: Mah boo http://www.celebitchy.com/46678/star_angelina_gets_pregnant_to_keep_brad_from_sexy_nannies/#comment-270809 Mah boo Thu, 16 Apr 2009 07:27:05 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=46678#comment-270809 How about they go to Mumbasa, Africa and get jacked by PIRATES!!! Now that would be some dang good news entertainment!!!!!!!!!!! How about they go to Mumbasa, Africa and get jacked by PIRATES!!! Now that would be some dang good news entertainment!!!!!!!!!!!

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]]> By: chiara http://www.celebitchy.com/46678/star_angelina_gets_pregnant_to_keep_brad_from_sexy_nannies/#comment-270735 chiara Thu, 16 Apr 2009 05:14:13 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=46678#comment-270735 I think the tabloid/gossip machine is going into total meltdown mode b/c their biggest cash cow (The Brangelina) has been out of the spotlight for 3 weeks. Those magazine editors are on suicide watch as we speak. Hey, here's some ideas for those editors: 1) Bennifer part 2. J. LO and Ben Affleck split up w/their current husband/wives and get back together. 2) Madonna "the African baby snatcher" decides to adopt a whole village. In exchange for food, the villagers give her an all-access pass to adopting their first borns. 3) Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montague are secretly plotting to kill LC by making her watch the Hills for 24 hours straight w/ her eyes taped open. Hire me Star magazine! Did I mention I can work for free? Here's some idead for I think the tabloid/gossip machine is going into total meltdown mode b/c their biggest cash cow (The Brangelina) has been out of the spotlight for 3 weeks. Those magazine editors are on suicide watch as we speak.

Hey, here’s some ideas for those editors:

1) Bennifer part 2. J. LO and Ben Affleck split up w/their current husband/wives and get back together.
2) Madonna “the African baby snatcher”
decides to adopt a whole village. In exchange for food, the villagers give her an all-access pass to adopting their first borns.
3) Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montague are secretly plotting to kill LC by making her watch the Hills for 24 hours straight w/ her eyes taped open.

Hire me Star magazine!
Did I mention I can work for free?

Here’s some idead for

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]]> By: Zoe (The Other One) http://www.celebitchy.com/46678/star_angelina_gets_pregnant_to_keep_brad_from_sexy_nannies/#comment-270727 Zoe (The Other One) Thu, 16 Apr 2009 04:46:16 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=46678#comment-270727 I can't get over the level of analysis, speculation and conjecture over these people. I love how the occasional poster pops up with an 'actually, what she said was...' like Angie-Jo cleared it up when they were taking afternoon tea last week. I can’t get over the level of analysis, speculation and conjecture over these people. I love how the occasional poster pops up with an ‘actually, what she said was…’ like Angie-Jo cleared it up when they were taking afternoon tea last week.

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]]> By: Ned http://www.celebitchy.com/46678/star_angelina_gets_pregnant_to_keep_brad_from_sexy_nannies/#comment-270653 Ned Thu, 16 Apr 2009 02:32:19 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=46678#comment-270653 How many times did Angelina tell anyone who would listen that she will NEVER have biological children? There is nothing like a married man who wants children, to get "a woman with principles" to "change her mind". It did serve her right, didn't it? She was really worried about gaining weight and went to the other extreme, but now she that she figured out a system to lose so much weight/ avoid food, she can get give it another go. Plus the pregnancies generated a lot of attention, money and publicity. These are pretty good incentives for Angelina. She might be trying for more babies. How many times did Angelina tell anyone who would listen that she will NEVER have biological children?

There is nothing like a married man who wants children, to get “a woman with principles” to “change her mind”.

It did serve her right, didn’t it?

She was really worried about gaining weight and went to the other extreme, but now she that she figured out a system to lose so much weight/ avoid food, she can get give it another go.

Plus the pregnancies generated a lot of attention, money and publicity.

These are pretty good incentives for Angelina. She might be trying for more babies.

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]]> By: MJ http://www.celebitchy.com/46678/star_angelina_gets_pregnant_to_keep_brad_from_sexy_nannies/#comment-270641 MJ Thu, 16 Apr 2009 02:14:22 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=46678#comment-270641 Here's your answer: hire gay male nannies. No need to get pregnant ;) Here’s your answer: hire gay male nannies. No need to get pregnant ;)

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]]> By: czarina http://www.celebitchy.com/46678/star_angelina_gets_pregnant_to_keep_brad_from_sexy_nannies/#comment-270414 czarina Wed, 15 Apr 2009 21:56:38 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=46678#comment-270414 I especially liked this since the Star had them breaking up just last week...honestly, they are LAUGHING (those guys at Star)...it's a huge joke to them. "What will we say this week?" "Ah, let's let Angie be pregnant again." "But I thought we had them splitting on last weeks cover?" "So...the baby saves the relationship! Are we geniuses or what??" You know, I'm almost tempted to wish I worked for them. I bet the lunch room is a fun place. I especially liked this since the Star had them breaking up just last week…honestly, they are LAUGHING (those guys at Star)…it’s a huge joke to them.
“What will we say this week?”
“Ah, let’s let Angie be pregnant again.”
“But I thought we had them splitting on last weeks cover?”
“So…the baby saves the relationship! Are we geniuses or what??”
You know, I’m almost tempted to wish I worked for them. I bet the lunch room is a fun place.

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]]> By: McKenna http://www.celebitchy.com/46678/star_angelina_gets_pregnant_to_keep_brad_from_sexy_nannies/#comment-270369 McKenna Wed, 15 Apr 2009 20:58:26 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=46678#comment-270369 I can't believe you guys give this any kind of validation by posting it and writing about it. I also can't believe that with the shit they print and with this economy, Star magazine still exists. I can’t believe you guys give this any kind of validation by posting it and writing about it. I also can’t believe that with the shit they print and with this economy, Star magazine still exists.

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]]> By: Carrie http://www.celebitchy.com/46678/star_angelina_gets_pregnant_to_keep_brad_from_sexy_nannies/#comment-270355 Carrie Wed, 15 Apr 2009 20:47:04 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=46678#comment-270355 Wasn't it earlier this week they were fighting because she wanted to adopt a baby from India?? Now she's preggers! Please can't these tabloids find some other couple to focus. I would prefer one that didn't make me want to vomit!! Wasn’t it earlier this week they were fighting because she wanted to adopt a baby from India?? Now she’s preggers! Please can’t these tabloids find some other couple to focus. I would prefer one that didn’t make me want to vomit!!

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]]> By: debra77 http://www.celebitchy.com/46678/star_angelina_gets_pregnant_to_keep_brad_from_sexy_nannies/#comment-270348 debra77 Wed, 15 Apr 2009 20:45:28 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=46678#comment-270348 I'm kind of glad they keep printing these stories. It just lets intelligent people see how desperate these magazines are to make money. Most of them are on their last legs. So they go to the Brange well.. Well I think they have dipped into it too many times. They really need to start focusing on some other celebs. When the stories are shown to be lies.. Like they are 99% of the time. They must lose reader. This is just so stupid. Go after someone else. I’m kind of glad they keep printing these stories. It just lets intelligent people see how desperate these magazines are to make money. Most of them are on their last legs. So they go to the Brange well.. Well I think they have dipped into it too many times. They really need to start focusing on some other celebs. When the stories are shown to be lies.. Like they are 99% of the time. They must lose reader. This is just so stupid. Go after someone else.

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