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- Ashlee Simpson brings Bronx to the set of Melrose Place. Bronx’s expression says exactly how I feel about the show [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
- Dane Cook & Jimmy Kimmel have a Peeps eating contest. I could totally win this, Peeps are magical [Television.AOL.com]
- ‘Bruno’ Narrowly Avoids NC-17 Rating [Moviefone]
- Octo-Mom Tattoo Secret Revealed [Radar Online]
- Dopey Celebrity Drug Busts [Cityrag]
- You know how some couples start looking like each other after a while? Tobey Maguire is starting to look like Jennifer Meyer [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
- Jessica Stroup has sexy legs [Bastardly]
- Shauna Sand’s butt cheek exposed while out with her daughter [Hollywood Rag]
- Kevin Spacey likes shoes [The Blemish]
- Zac Efron looks like he’s sporting quasi-”Something About Mary” hair on the cover of GQ [Agent Bedhead]
- Speaking of Zefron, he could talk all day about how much girls love him [Defamer]
- Remember the youngest kid from “Home Improvement,” Taran Noah Smith? Well he grew up to be the proud owner of a serious pair of crazy eyes [Evil Beet]
- The 7th Annual TV Land Awards Celebrity Photos [Bitten and Bound]
- Shaq Serves Oprah Warm Glass of Shut the Hell Up [Best Week Ever]
- Hottie Jonathan Rhys Meyers for Energie [PopBytes]
Written by JayBird
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- Goopy and Cameron Diaz went to a Coldplay concert [Lainey Gossip]
- The bacon milkshake! [D-Listed]
- Ashanti looks... good? [Go Fug Yourself]
- 20 great songs under 2 minutes [Fark]
- Snooki and J-Woww on notice [IDLYITW]
- Jennifer Aniston through the years [Popsugar]
- Kirsten Dunst looks so pretty here [Evil Beet]
- Mila Kunis without makeup [Celebslam]
- The awful cover letter all of Wall St. is mocking [Gawker]
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I hate that I know this, but it’s Bronx Mowgli, I’m pretty sure.
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Yup Jessiee is right, it’s not Mogwai, it’s Mowgli. And now excuse me while I go give myself fifty whiplashes on the back. Why do I remember stuff like this but none of my highschool maths?
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Jaybird, if I was in that contest, you would definitely lose. Bring on the Peeps!
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To be fair to JayBird – Mogwai are a most excellent band
Awwww @ the photo
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Rofl. Oh god, it’s so true.
I couldn’t tell you what any of those damn formulas are. Quadratic say what?
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is it just me or does asslee looks just like lady elaine, the hatchet-faced puppet from “mr. rogers”?
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So Bronx got his mother’s hair, I wonder if he got her real nose?
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Damn it! I totally never noticed that, and thought he was named after the band! I even looked it up on Yahoo first to make sure I had the spelling right, and there were a bunch of entries under Bronx Mogwai without a suggestion like “Did you mean ‘Bronx Mowgli?’”
rbsesq I once spent $103 on Peeps. No way could you out Peep me.
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I think calling the kid “Bronx Mogwai” was a joke, folks. I think the person that wrote this knew his real middle name was Mowgli. “Mogwai” are the creatures from the movie Gremlins, and I think it was being hinted that Bronx looks like, well…a Mogwai. At any rate, it’s a stupid name to give a kid!
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Nanster, while that would have been funny, it was just a typo on my part.
Although I did update the title, and somehow it didn’t change. So I think maybe the internet wants it to be Mogwai.
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Cute baby…spit of his dad tho
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Jaybird – that would have been hilarious! Maybe you should have gone with it!
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I always mess that one up, too, Jaybird. Usually I just say “Bronx” or “the one with Ashlee’s original nose”.
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Awww. That’s so cute!
But uhm…pray god tell me that he doesn’t look like an infant Wentz. Please? Because if that face is all he has to look forward to…
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original kate said: “is it just me or does asslee looks just like lady elaine, the hatchet-faced puppet from “mr. rogers”?”
omg. 8| rotfl, that’s it! I’ve been trying to figure that out for years. The closest I could get was Mr. Punch. heh.
I like Mogwai better.
Oh my gosh that is so funny Jaybird. I simply must publish my favorite Marshmallow Peeps activity:
Put a Peep on a paper plate, in a “standing” position (do not use a plate you wish to keep for future use)
Then, turn your microwave on for about a minute. You must watch the microwaving process to see the magical transformation of the 2-inch Peep into a full grown-sized CHICKEN! This is not a joke, I am dead serious. If you can spare one or more Peeps, as said magic trick is not really edible after inflation. Try it and report back.
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