“Bronx Mowgli not a huge fan of the new Melrose Place” morning links

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Ashlee Simpson brings Bronx to the set of Melrose Place. Bronx’s expression says exactly how I feel about the show [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
Dane Cook & Jimmy Kimmel have a Peeps eating contest. I could totally win this, Peeps are magical [Television.AOL.com]
– ‘Bruno’ Narrowly Avoids NC-17 Rating [Moviefone]
Octo-Mom Tattoo Secret Revealed [Radar Online]
– Dopey Celebrity Drug Busts [Cityrag]
– You know how some couples start looking like each other after a while? Tobey Maguire is starting to look like Jennifer Meyer [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Jessica Stroup has sexy legs [Bastardly]
Shauna Sand’s butt cheek exposed while out with her daughter [Hollywood Rag]
Kevin Spacey likes shoes [The Blemish]
Zac Efron looks like he’s sporting quasi-“Something About Mary” hair on the cover of GQ [Agent Bedhead]
– Speaking of Zefron, he could talk all day about how much girls love him [Defamer]
– Remember the youngest kid from “Home Improvement,” Taran Noah Smith? Well he grew up to be the proud owner of a serious pair of crazy eyes [Evil Beet]
– The 7th Annual TV Land Awards Celebrity Photos [Bitten and Bound]
Shaq Serves Oprah Warm Glass of Shut the Hell Up [Best Week Ever]
– Hottie Jonathan Rhys Meyers for Energie [PopBytes]

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  1. jessiee says:

    I hate that I know this, but it’s Bronx Mowgli, I’m pretty sure.

  2. Anna says:

    Yup Jessiee is right, it’s not Mogwai, it’s Mowgli. And now excuse me while I go give myself fifty whiplashes on the back. Why do I remember stuff like this but none of my highschool maths?

  3. rbsesq says:

    Jaybird, if I was in that contest, you would definitely lose. Bring on the Peeps!

  4. Mairead says:

    To be fair to JayBird – Mogwai are a most excellent band 😉

    Awwww @ the photo

  5. Annie says:

    Rofl. Oh god, it’s so true.

    I couldn’t tell you what any of those damn formulas are. Quadratic say what?

  6. the original kate says:

    is it just me or does asslee looks just like lady elaine, the hatchet-faced puppet from “mr. rogers”?

  7. HEB says:

    So Bronx got his mother’s hair, I wonder if he got her real nose?

  8. JayBird says:

    Damn it! I totally never noticed that, and thought he was named after the band! I even looked it up on Yahoo first to make sure I had the spelling right, and there were a bunch of entries under Bronx Mogwai without a suggestion like “Did you mean ‘Bronx Mowgli?'”

    rbsesq I once spent $103 on Peeps. No way could you out Peep me.

  9. nanster says:

    I think calling the kid “Bronx Mogwai” was a joke, folks. I think the person that wrote this knew his real middle name was Mowgli. “Mogwai” are the creatures from the movie Gremlins, and I think it was being hinted that Bronx looks like, well…a Mogwai. At any rate, it’s a stupid name to give a kid!

  10. JayBird says:

    Nanster, while that would have been funny, it was just a typo on my part.

    Although I did update the title, and somehow it didn’t change. So I think maybe the internet wants it to be Mogwai.

  11. Blondie says:

    Cute baby…spit of his dad tho

  12. nanster says:

    Jaybird – that would have been hilarious! Maybe you should have gone with it! 🙂

  13. Kaiser says:

    I always mess that one up, too, Jaybird. Usually I just say “Bronx” or “the one with Ashlee’s original nose”.

  14. cherryblossom says:

    Awww. That’s so cute!
    But uhm…pray god tell me that he doesn’t look like an infant Wentz. Please? Because if that face is all he has to look forward to…

  15. gg says:

    original kate said: “is it just me or does asslee looks just like lady elaine, the hatchet-faced puppet from “mr. rogers”?”

    omg. 8| rotfl, that’s it! I’ve been trying to figure that out for years. The closest I could get was Mr. Punch. heh.

    I like Mogwai better.

    Oh my gosh that is so funny Jaybird. I simply must publish my favorite Marshmallow Peeps activity:
    Put a Peep on a paper plate, in a “standing” position (do not use a plate you wish to keep for future use)
    Then, turn your microwave on for about a minute. You must watch the microwaving process to see the magical transformation of the 2-inch Peep into a full grown-sized CHICKEN! This is not a joke, I am dead serious. If you can spare one or more Peeps, as said magic trick is not really edible after inflation. Try it and report back. 🙂