True story: I keep forgetting that Jason Momoa has a small part or cameo in Batman vs. Superman: Dawn of Justice. Like, I never remember that when I’m writing about the movie: Aquaman is in this mess too, along with Lex Luthor, Wonder Woman, Batman, Lois Lane, Ma Kent, Alfred the Butler and OH yeah, Zod is in this too (Michael Shannon has some kind of cameo, probably as a dead body). Zack Snyder has jammed so much stuff into this bloated mess, and Warner Bros is just praying that it works just halfway so that they’re not throwing good money after bad with the Justice League movie. Snyder originally wanted to have Robin, the Joker and maybe The Riddler too.
Anyway, Aquaman. Jason Momoa came out for the London premiere of BvS:DoJ last night. If he looks different, that’s because many believed he’s preemptively lightened his hair for the Justice League movie, which is in pre-production right now. Aquaman has lighter hair, so Jason’s traditionally dark-brown locks have come out a dingy light brown. Sure. I would still hit it, you guys. I couldn’t care less about his hair.
Meanwhile, did you know that Amber Heard confirmed that she will be playing Mera, Aquaman’s wife, in the Justice League movies? We already sort of knew she was involved somehow, and many believed that she would be playing Mera, so there you go. Mera is the Queen of Atlantis and Amber says she has already seen her “half-scaled” armored costume. Amber and Jason will also be doing a stand-alone Aquaman film too. But Justice League first.
PS… the velvet is making me swoon.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
Ugh, no. He looks ridic.
Agree! A greasy hulking mess. I bet he wears man perfume.
lol what else would he wear? Mademoiselle de Chanel? lol
Greasy hulking mess isn’t a glitch. For some, it’s a feature!
Lol, wtf is “man perfume”?? Are men not supposed to wear cologne?
Just so we are all clear the movie is in fact a mess. A mess on the level of Green Lantern. I guess you could say it’s even worse when you consider this movie is supposed to jump start the justice league and has three of the most iconic super heroes in it. But it is indeed a mess. *I watched it and back what the critics are saying about it.
And in case you’re wondering…insiders have Deadpool making more than this. A movie with a guy running around in a red suite cracking jokes is going to make more money than a movie titled Batman v Superman and that features Wonder Woman. THATs how bad it is.
Oy…I was gonna go see it on Friday, if only to make fun of the Batfleck while watching….but I might just go see “Big Fat Greek Wedding 2”!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Ben Affleck isn’t bad as Batman to be honest but I wouldn’t pay to see this movie. It’s just not a good movie. It’s three hours long but it felt like six.
He is decent and he does what he can with what he does act.
He (with Gadot/Adams ) is not one of the reasons why the movie is a bloated BROODING mess
Ben Affleck is one of the best parts of the movie
I’m going to see it tomorrow and I’m not paying for it. I am taking kids from my second job and it’s funded by the state as a recreational outing. Perks of working with at risk youth.
WB had such huge hopes for this whole thing, and they gave it to Snyder? They spend all the money in the world but don’t even seem to attempt to make it a good movie. I don’t get it.
And Aquaman is going to be headlined by Jason Momoa and Amber Heard. That doesn’t sound like a particularly good $200 million bet.
My husband watched the movie yesterday at a French premiere .” Bloated mess” ( or a Zack Snyder movie) is a good description of the movie .
WB and DC must fire Snyder
Ooohhhh no, this is going to be bad, isn’t it? I mean, my heart doesn’t bleed for Snyder (hell not, that hack), or Cavill, or Affleck (who I thought made a mistake from the get-go). But I do feel bad for the people who work behind the scenes on these things. No one is trying to make a bad movie. Maybe it wouldn’t hurt their bottom line so much, if it hadn’t cost so much for one thing, but also if they weren’t releasing this at a time when a dozen comic book films come out every year. And with Civil War in particular just around the corner. Yeesh. I thought it would be one of those flicks where even if it was garbage it would still make a ton a money. But I’m not sure about that anymore. What was WB thinking spending this money? Skipping steps in universe building? And after burning more than a few people with Man of Steel. And debuting Ben as Batman in this film? And entrusting the Justice League universe to Snyder? I just saw the other day that there’s already conspiracy theories about Disney (Marvel) execs buying critics and being the cause of all the negativity. A sh*tstorm is a-brewing.
like a screen door in a hurricane #drogo
I still love him. I briefly followed him on Instagram, but had to stop because he’s really dumb and it was killing it for me. But yes, I would hit it even with bad hair. I would just say please don’t make that I love you sign with your fingers again or I might have to chop off your hand.
I’ve been watching Red Road and I keep having sex dreams about him.
Additionally, in every scene with him and Bonet, I start picturing them having sex, and I stop paying attention to the show.
I’m not proud of either of these things, but there it is.
And actually, it feels good to get that off my chest.
I thought he was a prettier version of Joe Magniello until I started watching Red Road. He can act…..
And lucky you. I always have the weirdest celeb dreams. One time I dreamt of Ralph Fiennes teaching me Hamlet’s soliloquy……a few weeks ago I dreamed about Jack White quizzing me on his music.
He’s really the most beautiful man in the business if you like huge and dirty, and i obviously prefer him to the clean and dainty type. It could be a cultural judgement to label him as “dumb”; he’s an articulate Hawaiian type of person, and not an English Oxford graduate.
He’s really good in the Red Road.
No “cultural judgements”, JenY. Have you looked at his Instagram? Have you seen him interviewed? He is articulate? Please. He’s handsome, he’s nice and he’s not very bright. it has nothing to do with his culture.
@GNAT
I just looked at his instagram…..man that would drive me up the wall. His grammar/”text talk”….I HATE that. SO juvenile.
But at least he sort of seems to know that some of us just want to see him shirtless, bless his heart.
I don’t mind that he’s dumb. I just want to have couch sex with him, we don’t even have to talk or anything.
I am with kitten i dont mind hes just so hot! Furthermore he seems to be a nice guy.
lol. I still check his instagram every now and then but I also had to stop going there regularly for the same reason. there’s a lesson in there somewhere about celebrities on social media. breaks a whole lot of spells.
Yes, it doesn’t matter what he’s wearing…even when he looks like a hobo – still hot haha
I will lust for him no matter what his hair looks like, but that posture is a bit turn-offish. It looks like he doesn’t have a neck, and that makes me sad.
Even in this truly silly outfit, he can impregnate me with a look.
I want to say yes…..but in my heart (vagina) I’m leaning no. For some reason,to me he doesn’t look like a good ef-buddy. Yeah he’s pretty but would he do his share of the job?
He would basically just have to show up as far as I’m concerned. Lol
I hate his hair, but I can’t help it…I’d let him do anything to me, anywhere, and anytime. Something about him makes me go all primitive or something.
Nope. He’s not my type. Too brawny for me and this photo makes it a never in a million years situation. The jazzy velveteen jacket makes him look like a scary Atlantic City valet.
Would never hook up with a dude who would hog up my mirror space, not to mention steal my mousse. He looks like the Velveteen Rabbit.
Gorgeous.
GAWD yes I’d still hit it!!!
I would wait in line to hit it.
he makes my lady bits quiver…..idgaf what his hair looks like.
I would climb that man like a tree.
I concur.
Okay then Kitten, you take goldilocks here and I get Norman Reedus aka Daryl Dixon, all to myself, right? I’m sure there’s no more competition out there!
I watched the latest TWD ep last night and I must say that Daryl’s hair looked incredibly clean and soft in a few of the scenes..I wanted to reach out and touch it. But then I thought of you, Nancy, and how I don’t want any problems in our friendship.
I can’t guarantee that I’ll be able to hold out though…he’s been looking good lately.
Be careful Kitten…lol. My husband felt the need for yet another larger smart tv…..so a few wks ago I hit up Netflix and started watching the Dead from season 1 as I had started to watch in season 3 I think. Anyway Daryl’s hair was short and clean and lighter. I imagined women would prefer the pretty blue eyes of Rick, but it’s all about Daryl. Even my female cabbie this morning and I were talking about him. I’m hearing rumors he’s leaving for that motorcycle show…..so I think in the finale either he or Carol will leave. Hoping it’s Carol, even though I like her. In the comic book she commit suicide…..but also in the comics, Daryl didn’t exist…hope they both stay and Abraham leaves!
I’m so ready for Abraham to leave–and he can take Carl with him.
I don’t get the attraction to Rick at all. He always looks sweaty and confused to me.
If Daryl and/or Michonne leave I’ll probably stop watching honestly.
Me too and take Eugene. Rick isn’t bad looking. He’s Andy Taylor who lost Aunt Bea and Opie. Poor guy. I do like him, but would still watch if he was gone, but I’m with you on Daryl, I’ll ride on the back of his Harley into the sunset. I’m in the midst of my marathon of the first seasons so I’m a tad obsessed. Couldn’t tell, right?
They made him Aquaman of all things for a reason.
Indeed!
Not really feeling the highlights, but Jason Momoa is one of my favourite long-haired dudes (Khal Drogo!) and the answer is and always will be a very enthusiastic YES!
He is just so huge he just seems really threatening to me, i like my guys skinny and well defined. But if thats your thing.. go climb him.
Am I the only one who thinks this Aquaman movie has disaster written all over it? I mean, early reaction to BvS is…questionable so I think this universe may be endangered all ready. Beyond that, Jason is gorgeous but as a lead? Really. Amber Whatsherface? I have a bad feeling about this.
Prayer circle for Wonder Woman though!
shhhh…don’t talk, just let me pet your suit.
I have never understood why people think he’s hot, he looks neanderthal . To each his own. Not a comic movie fan but some friends are excited about the movie.
He does nothing for me. Even if he cut off his hair and shaved his beard and wore a Hugo Boss suit, I still don’t think I would hit it. Same goes for Joe Manganiello. Both are nice to look at, but that’s about it.
Just take off that ridiculous velvet jacket. —he’s going to be naked with me anyway !! And I’m all good with him. Long , highlighted hair and all.
I’d bang him almost as hard as I would Colin Farrell !
I would hit that…repeatedly. I don’t care about the scraggly hair or bad clothes. He is a beast.
Yes. Yes I would.
The evil in me wants to laugh and say: I bet you anything Amber Heard costaring in a a movie with that fine specimen spells the end of her marriage to her current magazine-cover-ticket. He looks like he has more stamina than my poor, formerly-God-like Johnny these days, and you just know she’s the type to follow the sex.
He better not cheat on me, I mean Lisa!
Oh shoot I forgot he was married to Lisa. NVM, she’s a goddess and he would never downgrade from that to Vanilla Heard. And you, as his side piece, are also a goddess and he could never stray. 😉
Aw, thank you. 😳
I couldn’t care less about Amber cause I think that this marriage is only doing Johnny harm and as a fan I want to see him happy but I don’t want to see her destroying another family.It would be a shame.And no I don’t think that she follows the sex.If that was the case she would have left him after Magic Mike XXL.She just follows the fame and Johnny is the higher she can get at that aspect.And let’s be serious,you all like to make fun of him but I bet anything Amber isn’t willing to leave the lifestyle she leads by being his wife for the sake of something as ordinary as sex.Her fame as a home wrecker will just become bigger and it just doesn’t make any sense to me.
I bet she has her cake and eats it too. And plenty of sources have said she is/has always been a casting couch jumper and now that includes producers and possible co stars.
I do agree she wants the fame and can’t get any higher than Johnny there BUT, I also think she wants the “power couple” and Johnny is not the right player for that. These two are no where near equals and will NEVER be. To be a true power couple, you need to be closer to equals. Both people need to be working towards the same goals. Amber is still chasing A list while Johnny is just chasing fun. He may not even make a movie this year! He will be spending less and less time in the public eye and that won’t work for her. Even if she parades him out for all of her events, won’t be enough.
So no she won’t follow the sex, she’ll follow her “plan” and she may need a different partner to accomplish that. Even this DC crap won’t make her A list alone. Especially because her character will basically be replaceable arm candy.
But she still may try to sleep with one of her DC co stars. When the cat is away…
The Blinds do talk a lot about her casting technics but other than that have we actually seen something that proves it?Like a photo or a rumour in an established mag?I’m not denying that she does it but it’s all speculation.Except Depp there is no other proved relationship or fling with a co star.And I think that the term power couple isnt’ simply about two equals but about two A listers(I mean how can you consider 2 B listers a power couple?)so unless she becomes A lister ,which is unlikely cause her time is running up,she will never be the half of a power couple.
For now Johnny has to promote 2 huge blockbusters and then he has plenty of movies to film so he isn’t getting anywhere soon.If she loses all the premieres due to her schedule it’s not his fault.Also,super hero movies are so common nowadays that not even a starring role let alone a supporting one or a love interest can make you A list.For now I don’t think anyone else but Johnny is her best choice.He is pernament A list and insanely famous.
We can only hope that if she is in fact using him 100%(cause I always have doubts about everything lol)he will wake up soon.
In the words of the Fassbender: destroy the sweet shop! I give you permission to destroy my sweet shop!
All day errday.
Kitten, I love you! Yoi crazy, intelligent, funny unapologetic hussy. Swoon…
I am old now, but in my day I somehow attracted men who looked like him. Luckly for me they were not dumb. Sometimes I lay in bed and remember. Lustful times.
He’s a beautiful man, I just love him.
This film will be a fiasco, two very bad actors who can not act ..
And is it me or this guy imitates Johnny depp in all hat and props? Shame on you, does not own style.
He was in Brazil once I saw, it’s disgusting, it’s not pretty never seems an ogre.
The hair is awful but YES i would!
I can’t stop thinking about Jon Bernthal from the Netflix Daredevil season 2. He plays the Punisher. Please punish me anytime anywhere!
That man is hot!
There’s something about him. I can’t help but wonder how he is in bed.