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		<title>By: j. ferber</title>
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		<dc:creator>j. ferber</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Apr 2009 01:14:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Gotta love Paula.  Improbable as it seems, she&#039;s survived for years in Hollywood and has a genuine success with 
American Idol. Loopy as hell, but successful. Give the woman some credit.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Gotta love Paula.  Improbable as it seems, she&#8217;s survived for years in Hollywood and has a genuine success with<br />
American Idol. Loopy as hell, but successful. Give the woman some credit.
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		<title>By: cherryblossom</title>
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		<dc:creator>cherryblossom</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Apr 2009 00:13:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Yeah, no. When I had to get some work done on my neck last year they gave me all sorts of fun drugs to take...and I took them but was still in absolute agony. Unless she&#039;s magical I seriously doubt she could go through 15 drug free. 

Maybe she has a mental disorder? I know some thing can make you seem drunk or high even when you aren&#039;t.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yeah, no. When I had to get some work done on my neck last year they gave me all sorts of fun drugs to take&#8230;and I took them but was still in absolute agony. Unless she&#8217;s magical I seriously doubt she could go through 15 drug free. </p>
<p>Maybe she has a mental disorder? I know some thing can make you seem drunk or high even when you aren&#8217;t.
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		<title>By: Lil</title>
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		<dc:creator>Lil</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2009 20:23:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Guess it&#039;s just crack, coke, meth, insert whatever substance you&#039;d liek here cause this broad is not &quot;clean&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Guess it&#8217;s just crack, coke, meth, insert whatever substance you&#8217;d liek here cause this broad is not &#8220;clean&#8221;
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		<title>By: Anoneemouse</title>
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		<dc:creator>Anoneemouse</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2009 20:19:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I think I&#039;d rather people thought I was drunk than let them think I was nuts.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think I&#8217;d rather people thought I was drunk than let them think I was nuts.
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		<title>By: DD</title>
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		<dc:creator>DD</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2009 17:41:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>oh paula, the fact that you claim you&#039;ve never ever been drunk in your entire life probably proves you are a big fat liar. Everyone I have ever known has been drunk at least one time in their life. It&#039;s like a rite of passage.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>oh paula, the fact that you claim you&#8217;ve never ever been drunk in your entire life probably proves you are a big fat liar. Everyone I have ever known has been drunk at least one time in their life. It&#8217;s like a rite of passage.
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		<title>By: skldfj</title>
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		<dc:creator>skldfj</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2009 17:29:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>LOL she looks drunk every time shes on American Idol!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>LOL she looks drunk every time shes on American Idol!
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		<title>By: the original kate</title>
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		<dc:creator>the original kate</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2009 17:05:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>she&#039;s never been drunk? didn&#039;t she spend prom outside in the parking lot, passing around a bottle of mad dog and then throwing up on her dress and splashing her friend&#039;s shoes? wait, that was me!  seriously though, unless she&#039;s a mormon or something i&#039;m not buying the claim that she&#039;s never been drunk.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>she&#8217;s never been drunk? didn&#8217;t she spend prom outside in the parking lot, passing around a bottle of mad dog and then throwing up on her dress and splashing her friend&#8217;s shoes? wait, that was me!  seriously though, unless she&#8217;s a mormon or something i&#8217;m not buying the claim that she&#8217;s never been drunk.
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		<title>By: Carena</title>
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		<dc:creator>Carena</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2009 17:04:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>By never she means always...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>By never she means always&#8230;
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		<title>By: Wow</title>
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		<dc:creator>Wow</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2009 15:24:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Reminds me of Anna Nicole Smith.  I believe she and Howard claimed she wasn&#039;t on any drugs.  We assumed different then and we certainly know now that was a lie.

Yeah, Paula needs to stop talking about this.  We&#039;re going to think whatever we think anyway.  The truth always comes out regardless, so she should just not even entertain questions about it anymore.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Reminds me of Anna Nicole Smith.  I believe she and Howard claimed she wasn&#8217;t on any drugs.  We assumed different then and we certainly know now that was a lie.</p>
<p>Yeah, Paula needs to stop talking about this.  We&#8217;re going to think whatever we think anyway.  The truth always comes out regardless, so she should just not even entertain questions about it anymore.
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		<title>By: flo</title>
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		<dc:creator>flo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2009 15:17:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>hmmm.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>hmmm.
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