“Taylor Swift’s new Apple Music ad makes her look super-clumsy” links

Taylor Swift’s new commercial for Apple Music – that fall really, really looked like it hurt! Either that or she’s really good at stunt work. [Buzzfeed]
Riley Keough in Dior looks like Rooney Mara in Givenchy. [Go Fug Yourself]
Kanye West signed on to be managed by Scooter Braun. [LaineyGossip]
Lululemon versus the Beyhive. [Dlisted]
Rihanna released her video for “Kiss It Better.” [The Blemish]
Alberta is the rap battleground. I’m not even joking. [OMG Blog]
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley wears all-black to the gym, just like me. [Celebslam]
Charlize Theron wore a really meh outfit. [Moe Jackson]
Khloe Kardashian is worried about Lamar Odom. [Wonderwall]
Is Ryan Gosling good-looking? Hm. [Jezebel]
Has Lisa Rinna been wearing a wig this whole time? [Starcasm]
This is just a post full of dudes in swimwear. You’re welcome. [Socialite Life]

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  1. Amelia says:

    Holy shit, that was a face plant!!

    • si says:

      you can see the cgi in her arms and face when she is about to fall, the the quick cut to someone on the floor, the another one when she sings on the floor. just hollywood magic. bad cgi, I spotted the first time.
      no taylors where hurt in the making of this video.

    • knower says:

      And I loved it so much. Gotta give her props for her gifting us with a gif of her falling on her face on a treadmill. I chuckled. Thank you Taylor.

  2. Lucy says:

    Excuse me, but Ryan IS attractive, thankyouverymuch. Fellow unpopular Gosling fangirls, please back me up on this!!

  3. Momoko says:

    The ad is supposed to make me cringe? It isn’t distractingly good, it is cringe…Somehow, everything Taylor Swift does reeks of “manufactured” and “fake.”

    I am not shading the girl, she might be a fantastic person albeit a shallow one….But, she is just too try hard to convince me of anything.

    She could approach me to adopt a puppy, and I would find her actions shady, like she has an ulterior motive.

  4. Tiffany says:

    The same Apple she would not allow to stream her music. Why the sudden change.

  5. Angel says:

    I hope that was a stunt double going down!

    • Pickles says:

      You can see just before she goes down, that she morph’s into some weird X-Files rubber lady. Nothing but computer trickery. It’s not even well done. Just creepy.

    • Halah says:

      I agree Pickles!!! I was wondering if I was the only one annoyed by it but it is weird AND noticeable!!!

    • Jane says:

      It had to be a stunt-double or CGI. Tay-Tay is far to P*E*R*F*E*C*T to let anything happen to that precious face of hers.

    • Smellsfishi says:

      @angel I hope it was Taylor. I lthought this was funny.

      Wasn’t she already clumsy before, I suspect stuff like this happens often. Even though it’s sad to say, this was definitely a stunt double, her people wouldn’t let her get hurt if their lives depended on it.

  6. Rhiley says:

    Charlize’s outfit may be a bit meh, but her hair, makeup, and legs more than makeup for its blandness.

    • Angelica says:

      Her shoes are awesome, but only on her. If I wore them, they’d shorten me to Snooki levels (no shade to Snooki).

  7. Shambles says:

    I had the opposite reaction, it looked super-staged to me. More fodder for the “Taylor Swift is America’s favorite awkward white girl who can’t dance and is clumsy and relatable” shtick. Please grow up at some point, girl.

    • mia girl says:

      It doesn’t help that she is a terrible actress. She can’t even act as her natural self.
      Who stretches all “sexy” like that?

      • perplexed says:

        “Who stretches all “sexy” like that?”

        Oh good, I’m glad I wasn’t the only one thinking that. I thought maybe I was imagining it…

  8. word says:

    Kanye has become so damn desperate. Hey Kanye, just make good music again, the fans will come back. You want Scooter to help you? How? Is PMK ok with this lol !

  9. lucy2 says:

    I think there’s some CGI or something happening there. No way she actually did that once, let alone multiple times for a commercial. And her haircut is so Anna Wintour.

  10. Janie says:

    That was pretty funny! I liked it! Go Taylor!

  11. QQ says:

    Taylor Swift Falling is my entire Happy Place

    Also I Only kept refreshing to see if someone was going to post on RIhanna’s Video which is the absolute most possibly sexiest thing ever, I’m fully and completely obsessed with it and her self expression ( and yes tut tut away if you must but if I had her body CLOTHES WOULD NEVER EVER CATCH ME!… sh!t I DONT have her body now and me and clothes are)

    • I Choose Me says:

      If I had her body CLOTHES WOULD NEVER EVER CATCH ME!

      You always make me laugh QQ. I’m too self conscious anywhere but in my own house where clothes and I don’t agree. If y’all ever came to my house, don’t sit on the furniture. 😀

      • QQ says:

        lemme be honest with you , i’m deficient in shame and GAF genes so even though I’m Half Past Curvy and such I wear stuff I have no business wearing at 35, go only to the nude beach, Boink Out in the Patio like im in “people come stare at me” shape

      • Crumpet says:

        Good for you QQ. At 51 I am getting there. 😀

  12. sisi says:

    No Taylors were hurt in the making of this video

  13. TIFFANY says:

    Drew Barrymore is on divorce #3.

    • Crumpet says:

      Do you think her picker is broken? Or is it her? Poor Drew. She had such an awful childhood and has been through so much, and seems like a really good person.

  14. Katie says:

    The part before she fell was the hardest part to watch ..so cringe

  15. Sana says:

    Does Taylor have an Adam’s apple???? So weird even with the bolt-ons, she looks so unsexy. And that hair cut!!! Good Lawd ! Something about her seems so forced always! Even her interviews make me cringe, my friends don’t get why she annoys me so much, I guess it’s the lack of talent and mediocre albeit catchy songs she puts out.

    • Crumpet says:

      We all have adams apples Sana. Men and women alike. It is formed by the cartilage of the larynx. Men have larger ones (usually) as deeper voices requires a larger larynx.

  16. fashionista says:

    It was a cute and funny ad. Just pretend it’s some random actress (anyone but Taylor, really) and you’ll enjoy it.

  17. Tamara says:

    Why cut down Ryan’s looks, piece by piece?. No one can help how they look when they are born. Although, I believe he got a nose job, I think the article went too far. It sends out a sick message. I don’t find him attractive, but I would never suggest it’s because my eye marker is the way every man and woman should look. It’s pretty disgusting!

  18. Greenieweenie says:

    Omg that Alberta rap was so bad, I had to stop about :20 in. Ears. Blood.

  19. Anna Nuttall says:

    Does anyone else think Taylor Swift got a bitch resting face? Once you see it – you cannot unseen it!!

  20. Crumpet says:

    I thought it was a cute ad. I don’t mind that Taylor plays up her clumsiness. It shows she can laugh at herself, and that is refreshing IMO.

    • Jayna says:

      I don’t either. And the major part of Drew’s fanbase is age 12 to 19. It doesn’t really matter what a bunch of adult women think nor should it. We can all comment on these young pop stars and we do,me included, but ultimately they aren’t there for us, at least I hope they aren’t doing what they do to please me. Just like my faves in my teens and early 20s I loved and couldn’t care less what a bunch of people I perceived older thought about them. It’s the fun of that age, following rabidly your favorite artists and what they are up to good and bad.