Perez Hilton flashes his ball sack to photographer

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Orange-haired gossip queen Perez Hilton is now up to the same tricks as more attractive psuedo-celebrities like Lohan, Paris and Britney. He flashed his nut to a photographer and acted completely ok with it.

It seems like the woman taking the videotape asks him to show his balls, and his quickly complies saying “I’ll show you a ball.” The video is below, and the balls are blurred out but it’s still not safe for work or if you’re eating lunch.

Maybe Perez realizes some sort of media strategy is in order since Jason “Gummi Bear” Davis turned down his offer of running a mile with him and then competing to see how many hotdogs they could eat. I’m pretty sure Perez threw in the running thing at the beginning in order to get Gummi Bear to refuse.

He could also be understandably nonchalant about flashing a ball, because he reports on shit like that every week and figures everyone else does it. The media cycle is so fast that it almost doesn’t matter what the idiot celebrities do, their antics are quickly forgotten. That could explain Britney’s full ass flash and Paris’ deliberate double nip-slip last week. They’ve got to do something to get us to pay attention now that the public has realized their talents are sorely lacking.

Update: Now that I reluctantly watch this again, Perez seems to volunteer to show his balls instead of being asked. He says “I’ve got big balls, and I’ll show them to you right now if you want.” It’s hard to tell because the clip is mercifully brief, but I think I was mistaken in thinking that he was asked first.

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