Gwyneth Paltrow’s Golden Girls-inspired outfit is amazing. [Go Fug Yourself]
All about Kobe Bryant/Black Mamba’s last game. [Mashable]
Post Malone choked Justin Bieber, but it was just a joke? [The Hollywood Sigh]
Leslie Jones does lace the right way. [LaineyGossip]
Bono thinks Amy Schumer could destroy ISIS. [Dlisted]
Dora the Explorer actress is a vaper. [The Blemish]
Affluenza douche sentenced to two years in jail. [Starcasm]
Cara Delevingne is the new (angry baby) face of Rimmel London. [ICYDK]
Zack Snyder is surprised that he surprised you. [Buzzfeed]
A creepy (?) story about why a guy didn’t drop out of college. [XOJane]
Jennifer Lopez does a dramatic reading of “Baby Got Back.” [Seriously OMG WTF]
Oh, my. I can totally see Dorothy rocking this ensemble.
My thoughts exactly, Ma. All she needs is a pepperoni and cheesecake.
To the lanai!
This is actually more Blanche to me.
It’s a Dorothy shape in a Blanche shade of sequin.
Definitely a Dorothy shape!
Has she had work done on her face or is that really good makeup?
Yes, Fillers and/or Botox
No denying something was done- her face does look good, but, really SMOOTH.
I was coming here to say her face doesn’t look good.
She’s creeping into Courtney Cox territory. She’s slowly getting that ‘tweaked older woman of indeterminate age-look.’
Plus the fillers have stretched her skin above her mouth or something, and somehow made her lips look even thinner.
I think her nose looks stretched – it appears wider at the bottom. I hardly even recognized her! I don’t think it looks good because it seems so unnatural like it’s not her anymore. Creepy
Gina- that was my thought–looking very much like courtney cox! must have the same surgeon
Looks like she had a nose job.
Are her teeth bigger? Or is everything around them tighter and they’re showing more?
That’s exactly what I was going to post. Her face looks different. A lot different.
Agreed, a lot different – what has she done now?
I actually didn’t recognize her. She looks like another person completely. A younger person with different cheek bones, different skin that has been ironed smooth. Slightly like Chloe Moretz baby cheeks. But at least she looks human and looks great. High five to her plastic surgeon? She should refer the rest of the plastic surgery disasters in Hollywood to her/him.
YES. Came here to say that. She’s had work. I think she looks good actually.
She’s morphing into another person – doesn’t even look like herself now.
Yes, could not recognize her at all! Something with the nose? She definitely had something done (aside from the from the shift focus tan).
Yeah, what the hell happened to Goop’s face? She looks like an Olsen twin.
Ha! Goop wishes she could get on the Golden Girls level.
She really does.
Still, I love me some Goop posts. She’s just so fun to mock.
Has she face swapped with Leslie Bibb
Retracting a comment that I can’t delete
Thank you for being a friend, indeed.
Goop looks mighty refreshed these days.
Must be all that gasoline steaming of her vagine
Bono is right. Isi ( like every totalitarian org) hates the humor and has no humor on themself. Send Louis CK,Chris Rock and Amy Shumer to Syria!
Goop could never be a Golden Girl.. She doesn’t have Blanche’s sex appeal, Sophia’s witty sarcasm, Dorothy’s wisdom, or Rose’s naive charm & kind heart. Her mom Blythe Danner, now she has Golden Girl qualities or possibilities.. Goop can only wish..
One of my friends went to this book signing–she posted a picture of them on FB!
I’m digging the fact that her hair looks a ‘bit’ less monochromatic. (A la one-bottle-Gwen). That’s such a harsh look. Some high/low lites look so much more natural.
not sure what to make of the college story but I did get a good laugh out of:
Between the two of us I’m the one far more likely to cry, “DEMONIC INFESTATION!” whereas he’ll calmly say, “broken toilet.”
She looks more like Tracy than herself, I wonder if her training includes cosmetic procedures.
South Florida here she comes. She looks perfect for a snazzy senior living community.
Daaammmmn Leslie Jones. Looking good.
It was confirmed that Blake Lively is pregnant.
Celebitchy/Kaiser called it first!
Eva Mendez is pregnant too, is there something in the Canadian water lol
Omg somebody on this site called it. They said she hadn’t been seen lately and wondered if she were pregnant.
@jen43: I remember reading that yesterday too!
Eva too? So this is “hey girl’s” second baby with the woman his fans think he has “no chemistry with?” LMAO. They are going to be so pissed. Love it!
Looks like gwennth has had facial surgery of some sort.
That is a seriously fugly outfit.
Fillers and Botox. She looks nice just different. Fug outfit however.
“I look like the mother of a Solid Gold Dancer”
@Elisabeth, you nailed it with that comment. I love that episode. It’s when Blanche dresses Dorothy. Hence, the Dorothy shape in a Blanche shade of sequin, as another commenter said.
I actually think it’s a face lift, not fillers and Botox anymore. She has a particularly smug look on her face, like she’s daring anyone to say she looks over 25.