Kylie Jenner’s Coachella experience is all about luxury, Louis Vuitton monokinis

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Weirdly, I got a request for more coverage of Kylie Jenner, specially Kylie’s many costume changes at Coachella. Kylie is attending Coachella as part of what I’m sure is some sort of sponsorship. She was promoting her Paper Magazine cover (I think Paper Mag hosted a party for her), plus… some other stuff. She keeps posting selfies on her Instagram of all of her costume changes and wig changes. The Louis Vuitton monokini is especially… odd. I guess?

It seems like Kylie is either staying at a private rental home or a hotel, probably in Palm Springs, while she “attends Coachella.” This is basically what all of the rich kids too – they play “hippies” for the paps, wandering around Coachella in their designer hippie clothes, then they return to their five-star luxury villa in Palm Springs for the night. In Kylie’s case, it seems like she’s barely even at Coachella events. She’s just hanging out in her villa, posting fashion & hair selfies.

Also, Kylie’s other swimsuit look – with the rainbow wig – was Kylie just completely copying another lady’s look. Which Kylie does all the time! She obsessively watches people on social media, copies their look and then claims that she “started” it.

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Photos courtesy of Kylie’s Instagram.

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  1. aims says:

    I feel like nobody gives a sh*t about the music. It’s just a bunch of rich people going to be seen. Remember when people went to festivals to chill out and listen to good music?

    • The Eternal Side-Eye says:

      I can sincerely say I don’t think any celebrities except Leo are there for the music. Only celeb I’ve ever seen look vaguely like he just wanted to jam and dance, no cameras.

    • Ann says:

      I saw her last year. She was super nice AND enjoying the music! You don’t see pics of them (celebs in general) in the tents and at the stages as much because the VIP sections are smaller areas that get packed. It’d be difficult to get a clear picture of them in some of the concert crowds because there are so many people, almost all of whom are dancing and loving the music. I’m going this weekend. Can’t wait to wear my crop tops, dance, and see celebrities. Coachella is amazing.

    • Kimbers says:

      Hahahahaha keep the millennial coachella yuppy pics coming!!! They’re so funny! Yuppies playing hippies! Lmao! Im kinda embarrassed for them, but it’s just sooooo funny that they take going to the festival so seriously for social status and dont know anything bout it…friggn yuppies i love it!!

    • Beatrice says:

      Yes, sad but it’s not about the music. NY Post had a story yesterday about women getting plastic surgery for Coachella–and shelling out thousands for their wardrobe.

      http://nypost.com/2016/04/16/meet-the-cougars-who-are-dropping-thousands-prepping-for-coachella/

      • Snowflake says:

        Wow, that’s crazy.

      • The Eternal Side-Eye says:

        Utterly bizarre, reminds me of a ridiculous story about a woman who got plastic surgery just to look good for Halloween.

        Sad but true the whole point of the festival has been hampered. Punk and Rock singers don’t get much love and EDM and rave groups are the ones with all the crowds. The article I read said it best by alluding to Coachella being for people who just generally like festivals and don’t care who’s playing. They just want to be seen and show off.

      • doofus says:

        “They just want to be seen and show off.”

        and do drugs…don’t forget the drugs.

    • Yup, Me says:

      Clearly, Kylie doesn’t. Everyone is outside partying and her silly behind is taking selfies in all the bathrooms.

  2. meme says:

    she’s morphing into Kimbocile. not a good thing. she looks completely fake.

    • Kitten says:

      Has she done yet more stuff to her face? Those cheekbones look new to me…

      • meme says:

        Her entire face looks new to me. She really does look like Kimbocile here.

      • Snowflake says:

        You guys…….it’s just makeup…..😀

      • doofus says:

        her entire face in the top shot looks like it’s made of clay.

      • Algernon says:

        I didn’t recognize her at all. She looks like a cartoon character.

        The Kardashians’ plastic surgery makes me sad because it’s all so very clearly meant to eradicate their ethnic Armenian features.

    • Locke Lamora says:

      Kim also copied Jelena Karleusa’s look to a t. And Jelena Karleusa also looks awful most of the time.

      I know she had a ton of surgery, this is photoshop and in person it probably looks different, but I think she looks really pretty in these pictures, if you ignore the clothes.

      • laura says:

        I was going to say the same, if I didn’t know the entire face was paid for, and that photoshop also played a part, I’d probably think she was a real beauty. The truth is in those sad sad eyes though. I work with a couple of girls who are obsessed with selfies and have little substance and it’s like a 5% insight into what her life must be like. I can’t imagine my entire life being about selling my image, my face, my body and nothing else.

      • Lama Bean says:

        MAYBE in the weird bikini she copied from some other person, but definitely not in that LV getup. She looks like she should be in Madame Tussaud’s.

      • Crimson says:

        But don’t you think she has her team of make-up people with her to make her look just so? C’mon, Kylie could not copy that lady’s look to a T (and even to perfection) without her “people.”

    • Chetta B. says:

      I believe she’s had some buccal fat removal to make her face less wide. Definitely a nose job and tons of lip filler. Her eyes look different, too. Fat injections in the rump and a boob job. That’s a lot of work for someone who’s really still a teenager. 🙁

    • amurph says:

      She has definitely become Kim 2.0. Her perpetual tan is one of the first signs. She was pale and freckly before and now she isn’t. She isn’t Armenian, there is no way she hit 16 and became an entirely different skin tone without spray on help.

    • Breakfast Margaritas says:

      Her face looks very sculpted. Maybe it’s her maturing facial features and her mother’s hip spread as she gets older? There’s hardly any Jenner left in her face now. I had thought she looked a bit like caitlyns mother but no more.

  3. claire says:

    18 and already has the butt injections. SMH. So sad.

  4. Jessica says:

    We don’t need more coverage of Kylie. Please no!

    • LadyJane says:

      Yes. I wonder if that ‘request’ didn’t come via Mama Kris….

    • amilu says:

      This. Ignore the request. Pretty sure more of your readership is glad there isn’t more Kardashian/Jenner coverage.

  5. Ursaline (Ursula) says:

    They are all a bunch of narcissistic idiots who are afraid to smile genuinely and have their faces glued to their selfie-cams. Ugh.

  6. GlimmerLinnie says:

    I actually love the rainbow hair/wig and would love to wear something similar for a festival but the rest of the looks are just over the top. Festival wear should be comfy and fun, not luxurious.

    • Tiffany :) says:

      But she completely stole that whole look from someone else! That is so embarrassing. She spends all this time on what she looks like and has to resort to copying someone else.

      • Crimson says:

        That is because the K bunch does not have an original thought in their heads! It started with Kim copying Paris … and now here we are.

  7. HH says:

    Coachella reminds me of a Spring Halloween. People getting excited to wear outfits that they would feel ashamed to wear any other time.

  8. Mia V. says:

    I thought Louis Vuitton was a luxury brand.

    • Zip says:

      I can’t take LV serious anymore since every other girl started running around with those fake LV handbags.

    • littlemissnaughty says:

      I’ve been thinking for a while now that LV needs to be careful not to fall vicitm to the curse Burberry did 10-15 years ago.

      • Lynnie says:

        It already has. I know that a big focus for the last couple of years was trying to maintain the exclusivity that their monogram killed (hiring the creative designer of Balenciaga, reducing monogram options, increasing leather ones, etc.) . Personally, I think it’s a little too late, and Chanel has taken it’s spot.

      • teacakes says:

        They already have. Pretty much any fashion person will sneer at anyone who wears those logo bags like it’s a big deal….

        LVMH is a huge advertiser and Ghesquiere has made their clothes cool again but that logo will always be naff unless it’s on a steamer trunk or something.

      • littlemissnaughty says:

        I hadn’t realized that. I know they’ve been hiking up their prices like crazy but most brands have. Possibly in an attempt to stay exclusive? But yeah, I can’t walk through this city without thinking an LV store has exploded and rained down bags.

        I wonder why this only happens to certain brands. I guess Chanel and Hermés for example are simply too ridiculously expensive. A €500 bag is attainable, you can save up. A bag for € 2,000 is another story. I make a good enough living but I’d have to save up for … well, years, realistically. And that’s just not worth it.

      • lucy2 says:

        I always wonder how many of the LV bags I see are knock offs, given how often I’ve seen them sold on street corners.
        I’ve never thought their bags were attractive or interesting, the sole purpose seemed to be displaying the logo.

    • Locke Lamora says:

      I thought LV print was always tacky. I mean, wearing the logo of a brand is always tacky, no matter how luxurious the brand is, but LV was espexially tacky.

  9. missmerry says:

    she looks bored even with herself.

    wake up, take a photo.
    sit around.
    change your hair. take another photo.
    sit around.
    eat a grape. take a photo.
    sit around.
    pout. take a photo.
    check twitter.
    nobody talking about me. moving on.
    sit around.
    check snapchat. better put one up
    hit ‘record’ and pout. press publish.
    sit around.

    • Angelica says:

      LOVE your assessment of her day, as I imagine what you say is 100% true.

    • kri says:

      missmerry speaks perfect truth. God, how boring. What would they do without a camera around? would it be like a tree in a forest that fell when no one was there? Maybe they will fairytale themselves right out of this dimension.

    • Wood Dragon says:

      Seriously. Good lord, what a vapid series of photos, but then is anyone surprised when it comes to anyone in that family?

  10. Lynnie says:

    I feel like Coachella has reached its peak. Like a commenter already said it’s not about the music anymore, but about the celebrities. Are there any big music festivals where it’s still about the music or?

    As for copying that poor girl’s whole look 😒. You’d think with all the time she has she could cultivate her own style.

    • Birdix says:

      Hardly Strictly Bluegrass is pretty amazing–and it’s free. Happens in San Francisco in the fall (in Golden Gate Park). Funded by the late Warren Hellman with no corporate sponsorship, so less commercial.

  11. paolanqar says:

    Those eyes are creepily dead.

  12. Coco says:

    I went to Coachella in 2001 and 2005 and it was awesome. Music was fantastic, I’ll never forget Siouxsie Sioux taking off her white button up shirt revealing a diamond encrusted bra, looking like such a badass while singing her heart out. Discovering new bands while being blown away by old favorites. And everyone dressed normally for hot Indio days and cool, windy evenings. It’s a joke now, but things change and are never the way they once were at the beginning. NoChella!

    • swak says:

      What I would like to know is if any of these celebs listen to any of the lesser known bands or do they only listen to the well known ones?

      • Locke Lamora says:

        Do they even listen to the bigger ones? I bet half of he people who went to the GnR show knew two songs.

      • swak says:

        Which is really sad. I would rather go listen to the no names than the bigger ones. Never was much of a concert goer myself.

  13. Tiffany27 says:

    How old is she? Is she still a teen? She looks like the other side of 25 in that first pic.

  14. Dani says:

    I can’t believe I’m about to defend her but just because someone else wore something first doesn’t mean she copied it. Because if that’s what it is, we’re all copy cats. I watch my favorite bloggers and then wear similar or the same outfits (if i can afford the same pieces). That’s what fashion is.

    • Lynnie says:

      I feel like fashion is taking the outfits/styles you admire, but adding your own twist on them that makes it you. Anyone can just copy trends. It takes a stylish person to make it their own, and I feel that’s what separates fashion icons from the rest (i.e someone like Rihanna compared to Kylie).

    • The Eternal Side-Eye says:

      Girl has pink hair in twin braids.
      Kylie has pink hair in twin braids.

      Girl has unique bikini.
      Kylie has unique bikini.

      Girl poses with shawl.
      Kylie poses with shawl.

      Girl’s picture taken weeks earlier than Kylie’s.
      Hmm.
      No, in this case she pretty clearly copied from hair to accessories.

      • Jwoolman says:

        I saw the pics and if the other girl’s photo predates Kylie’s – well, too much to be a coincidence. But did Kylie ever credit the other girl? Even just saying “saw someone else in this and had to have it” or telling people she did if they say anything positive about her pic? People do copy each other all the time, nothing wrong with that, although the detailed copying here is weird (except the other girl had life in her eyes). Or is this definitely another Piegate?

      • The Eternal Side-Eye says:

        She can’t really credit (well she could, but think of the Kardashian ego) someone without it basically sounding like, “I saw this girl online and she looked cool and even though I’m a millionaire I couldn’t figure out a way to look as cool without copying her”

        Not the first time it’s happened. She often copies Black Chyna which is a whole different bowl of insecurities.

    • doofus says:

      not sure if it’s so much the “copying” aspect as much as it’s the “look at this entire look I came up with”.

      sort of like her saying that people are wearing wigs because she started wearing them.

    • claire says:

      I’m sure she has stylists that basically just scroll through Instagram looking for creative interesting people and looks, then buy everything to put Kylie in it. All of Kylie, from her plastic surgery to her style is taken from someone else. Kim, Chyna, Instagram stars, etc.

      • Ursaline (Ursula) says:

        Yes. I was so happy when Kylie Minogue was able to slap down this little idiot’s attempt to copyright her own name. All they care about is branding and feeding the cash cow.

    • Tiffany :) says:

      I think the difference is similar vs. same. If you are wearing the exact same thing, yes, that is copying. You aren’t adding anything to the look, it is just lifting it from someone else without giving credit. If you wear something with similar colors, proportions, textures, etc….then it is inspired by, but not a direct copy of someone else’s look.

      If she had done rainbow braids with a crazy bikini, it would have been fine. But the SAME colors of hair, in the SAME braids, with the SAME exact bikini is indeed copying someone’s look.

  15. Anners says:

    (ETA sorry, this was in response to paolanqar’s comment ‘Those eyes are creepily dead’)

    Funny, that was my first thought, too. She’s a pretty (if manufactured) young woman with everything money can buy, yet she seldom looks as if she feels *anything*, let alone happy. I’m starting to feel a little sorry for her.

  16. Snowflake says:

    I never got the hype over LV. IMO, UGLY. Her breasts look small here, normal they look pretty big. Guess she hasn’t gotten fake bobbies, yet.

  17. Adrien says:

    Who is this person requesting for more Kylie coverage?

  18. me says:

    Kim, Kylie, and the rest do nothing more than copy other people’s style and then claim it as their own. Kim was caught doing this with that European celeb (can’t remember her name). This family is beyond fake.

  19. Suzy from Ontario says:

    She barely looks real …she looks like a plastic doll

  20. The Eternal Side-Eye says:

    Her life is a special kind of sad to copy someone using the exact same platform she’s on when it’s nothing for people to click on the tags for the suit and see.

    The girl wore that outfit weeks ago and Kylie assembled everything about it right down to the pink braided hair? That girl has more free time than anyone on the planet.

  21. Angelica says:

    Well damn, if she’s gonna copy the look, at least have fun with it like the original is in the photo on the left. So what’s the point? She recreates the entire look only to look sad in the face? Stupid.

  22. guest says:

    I think the sequin bathing suit is nice, and she looks good. Kylie is a artificially beautiful girl. Too bad she copied the girls hair as well. I mean, if she just wore the bathing suit I would have thought people were overreacting, but she literally copied her hair as well.
    Though what do we expect? The K/J clan aren’t original.
    Its sort of sad…she looks so empty. Beauty is great, but being a interesting individual doesn’t seem important to her.

  23. Nancy says:

    Is it wrong to feel such animosity towards an 18 year old. Guilty. She’s morphing into Kim, which I’m sure doesn’t please Mrs. West since she’s closing in on 40. Posting anything else is just redundant because my ill feelings for this family never changes.

    • Kitten says:

      Wasn’t there just a post about her complaining that she feels uncomfortable posting sexy pics of herself?
      Are these people ever NOT lying?

      Also, at the risk of sounding like a petty b*tch, I wouldn’t trade her body for mine and mine isn’t surgically-enhanced. Girl has zero muscle tone.

      • Nancy says:

        Actually Kitten I was thinking the same thing when I posted. How she feels bad about posting her pics. Their lies become their reality I guess. I agree on the body switch, I wouldn’t trade either. Know you work your butt off, so I know you’re in great shape. I work out as well. The only muscles that get a work out on her are in her fingers from clicking that phone….

      • The Eternal Side-Eye says:

        NoW I’m not saying a cloud of lies doesn’t dissipate into the air everytime a Kardashian farts but I think she could also feel uncomfortable AND compelled to post these pics.

        There’s a big difference between being sexy and just letting it happen when it happens and what Kylie does, which is: “Look at me. I’m sexy. Aren’t I sexy? I’m super sexy right? Okay I’m lying on my side now. Tell me how hot I am and how you wish you were me. Tell me I’m sexy now guys. I’m showing off my body. You wish you had this body right? Everybody wants this body right?”

        She is the one who admitted in an interview that she’ll post and repost the same picture over and over until it stops getting negative comments and more likes. That sure doesn’t stem from comfort.

      • Nancy says:

        Eternal Side Eye: That was pretty GD funny. Had me laughing my butt off on this mizzzerable Monday afternoon….LOL!

    • Donna says:

      Also, Monokinis are hideous on everybody. They do something terrible to the most perfect of bodies.

  24. Donna says:

    This may sound crazy, but Kylie is the only Kardashian that I cannot stand. I don’t mind Kim, she’s the original, don’t mind Khloe, because she’s Khloe, don’t mind Kourtney, Kylie is like nails on a chalkboard to me. Ick.

  25. Louisa says:

    Literally what?? Copying the whole look? It’s simply a swimsuit and rainbow hair. If she had worn a different swimsuit there wouldn’t be a discussion.
    Kylie doesn’t flaunt any brand, especially a teeny one like discount universe, unless she is paid to wear the label as a sponsorship. I would not be surprised at all if the company or her stylist gave her this swimsuit and the hair happened as a coincidence.

    • me says:

      Kylie has done this many times before. Coincidence EVERY time huh?

      • Elisa the I. says:

        I’m pretty sure she has stylists who choose such outfits for her. And these stylists get their ideas from girls like the one with the rainbow wig. Copy paste.

      • The Eternal Side-Eye says:

        Exactly. It being a wig makes it even more clear that she chose to copy.

        Pink Rainbow wig – check.
        Same braids – check.
        Same bathing suit – check.
        Same shawl – check.

        Much as folks like to pretend that much copying doesn’t just happen naturally.

  26. mayamae says:

    Is it the same plastic surgeon and makeup style, or is Kylie deliberately morphing into Kim? I never saw it until the top pic, and it’s disturbing.

  27. Pandy says:

    Oh Y A W N. She copied her sister why not randoms? Not like she has any reasoning skills beyond those of a baby chimp. The monokini looks like sh*t on her ha ha. And I usually like them on women. But seriously, what a boring life. Waste of skin these people.

  28. mar says:

    there is no hope for humanity if young girls are idolizing these people. All I see is vapid, shallow plastic, self absorbed people when I look at them. Kylie Kim are the worst.

  29. Pegasus says:

    This girl looks like shes squeezing out a fart in every pic ive ever seen of her. Her posture is so bizarre. Shes also the roughest looking 18 yr old ever. Shes seen far too much.

  30. rudy says:

    EVerytime I look at Kylies face I am horrified. She ruined her face at such a very young age. It is sad and depressing and irreversible.

  31. Snap Happy says:

    What is in her belly button in the monokini pic? It looks like the thing they clamp on a newborns umbilical cord.