– Angelina Jolies’ Subservient Pull Toy, a new Gallery of the Absurd illustration
– Naomi Watt’s post-Oscar outfit is even worse than the tissues she was sporting earlier (I’m not obsessed)
– Oscar roundup (PopSugar)
– The Oscars sucked, and the press picks a scapegoat instead of facing the real problem as always (Yahoo! AP News)
– Tim Burton reads The Bastardly and gets pissed when people don’t recognize him (The Bastardly)
– Academy Awards mega picture post (Egotastic)