I was wrong yesterday when I said that Kim Kardashian wore nude netting to her friend’s wedding in Miami. She wore nude netting to the pre-wedding party and she wore black to the wedding. Kim, Kourtney and Kanye West were in Miami this weekend to attend Isabela Rangel and David Grutman’s wedding, and there was a long weekend full of Miami festivities. These photos of Kim and Kanye (in black) are from outside the wedding reception. While I don’t think black should be the go-to color for weddings, at least they weren’t wearing white, you know? On the other side, if you’re going to wear black to a wedding, maybe don’t pick something that looks like lingerie.
Kim was also wearing the $1 million diamond choker which she said she wanted for her “push present” last year. Did Kanye buy it for her? Kanye’s tens of millions of dollars in debt, but I sort of think he would buy her a $1 million push present.
Meanwhile, at the wedding, Kanye did an old-school “Imma let you finish…”
Is it sort of cute that Kanye still does this? I mean… he was doing it for fun, for friends, as a joke, and he was making fun of himself more than he was making fun of Taylor Swift… in this instance. I think it’s fine? But there are already headlines about “Kanye shades Taylor Swift Again!”
I’m also including some photos of Kim and North out and about in Miami on Sunday.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
Honestly, it was fine. The whole wedding look was a trashy lingerie chic vibe. The others guests also got that style memo.
Invitation must have said “Wear your most trashy lingerie” as the photos show most of the female guests did. As far as Kanye – constantly attention seeking and probably knew he would get the reaction that he got.
Thanks! I am ashamed to say that I actually spent some time yesterday thinking how that dress code was described in the invites. I think “trashy lingerie chick” was probably it!
Kim should stop chokers, the favor they do her is make her already short compact self look neck-less for all her troubles
Seriously. I couldn’t believe my eyes when I first saw her wearing one a while ago and was really hoping the “trend” wouldn’t catch on. But it did. Who knew?!
KimK is not synonymous with elegance.
The outfit fits in well with her wardrobe theme – too tight and overly obvious.
She looks lovely. I like the dress.
barf
Thanks for commenting, Kim. I mean, uhm err…. you anonymous commenter…
Her size seems to fluctuate from one picture to the next. Wide hips in the pics holding North but the other pics seem to have gotten the Paula Abdul “Promise of a New Day” treatment.
I thought exactly the same thing!
When I saw her in black from the wedding, I thought – wow, she trimmed down from the pics I saw of her last week!
But she looks heavier/wider in the pics with North…
The wedding pic can’t be photoshopped because it’s a pap pic, no?
So weird.
I think what she has on of the wedding is perfectly fine.
Trashy, yes, but the look appears to be a sign of the times, especially with how these people roll.
The trashy look is what we have come to expect from her, so it fits just fine. Lol
OH my god…thank you for taking me back with that comment!!! I remember thinking, damn when did Paula get tall?
Lmao
Hahaha you’re welcome! I wrote it with the In Living Color parody in mind (“Promise of a Thin Me”). That is Kim’s mantra! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksYY_uRxjcY
i actually like this look, the dress is just two size two small for her
You left out the best pic of all, by which I mean the pic that will make you want to claw your own eyeballs out: her IG photo of her head rolling back in simulated ecstasy, with Kanye nuzzling her neck and just a teeny bit of his diamond grill showing to complement her choker.
Runner up horrible IG pic is the upshot she posted of the underside of her breasts, Still Life with Cantaloupes.
Never in all my born days would I think to see a hog wearing a diamond choker. (Not her weight her love of attention) Oh god, those pics she posted with Kanye were laughable and gross. I’m sure the choker is brought to us by Kris. It is so sad that Kanye is known for being Mr.KK and The Dude Who Keeps Giving Tay Tay Headlines.
Showy and over the top- who’s surprised? *shrugs* But she really is a beautiful woman with beautiful kids. The thing is that when you rely on your looks, you have to know they won’t last forever.
You guys… this is so crazy in the “it’s a small world” category. Dave Grutman was the first guy I dated when I moved to Miami – we were in our early twenties and just super green. He had just opened his first club in Ft. Lauderdale (gasp!) and, quite honestly, I never saw big things for him in the future, and I moved on.
So, I’m happy for him that he’s gone on to such great success in an industry he loves. Mazel. And I thought the Kanye interlude was funny…
$1 mill on a chocker? Rich people spend their money on one dumb sh*t
Kim’s black lace lingerie dress is so cheap and tacky looking that it diminishes the million dollar choker. She is the only person who can make a diamond necklace look like a string of rhinestones.
Well, I would never wear that to a wedding BUT I wouldn’t wear lots of things she wears. I did notice she has what look like my Target mid calf workout leggings on underneath the balck dress?! Why? I noticed she wears mid calf leggings under everything. I was just surprised to see it here under the dress.
Rhetorical question, right?
Also, her nose is so stupidly short now.
She’s trying to look like Posh right? Right?
Absolutely. For a split second, I thought that WAS Posh in the first photo.
Their kids look like twins in one of those pics, weird.
It’s…it’s…yeah, it’s not awful, but it’s too small. She’s probably spanxxed to the max to keep things under control. That million dollar choke looks like rhinestones next to the satin nightie dress she’s wearing.
North is about the cutest little girl in the celebrity world. And when she smiles it’s so cute, because she has Kanye’s teeth, which are cute on the little girl. She’s a doll. Too bad about her parents.
Did the couple get married in a cocktail lounge? If yes, then maybe a lingerie dress would work, but this one is soo bad. I actually thought she looked cute in the black skirt/denim shirt. But she has the absolute worst taste in shoes- someone needs to tell her that flats are not the enemy!
Looks like Kanye cheaped out on her push present, that’s about half the size of the one she said she wanted 🙄 Guess he had to keep himself on a tight budget.
Kim looks great. She isn’t a style icon, of course, but for her style, she looks great. Kanye was just having fun with friends with his grabbing the mike, I think it was cute and fun. Why blow it up into something it obviously wasn’t?
I think she looks pretty. I don’t see anything wrong with the dress. I wouldn’t wear it but she looks great.
Pretty face but from the neck down she looks like a $20 hooker.
You’re being soooo negative. I think she could get $50 on a good day. 😉
“Is it sort of cute that Kanye still does this?”
Nothing about this vapid bunch of a-holes is cute anymore. They are like a never ending infomercial for everything that has gone wrong with popular culture. My fault. I clicked. I just wanted to see the dress, but really that’s no excuse anymore.
Hahaha 😀
Kanye never saw a mic he didn’t like.
What’s amazing is that Kanye didn’t wear an old sweatshirt to the ceremony.
I don’t mind the dress, although it looks like she’s about to bust out around the pelvis. I can’t believe anyone would spend $1 million on a choker. A CHOKER.
I do.t mind it actually. A little low cut maybe but not a negligee or lingerie.
They always look so miserable.
They always look so miserable.
Guys, its obvious – she’s been watching Prince stuff..She’s emulating his chicks, like Vanity.
That poor dress is holding on for dear life. Would it kill her to go up a size or two? Or is she using a crowbar and WD40 to fit into freebie designer sample sizes. Is she wearing Spanx capris under the dress? I’m confused.