Apr 27
'09
Lindsay Lohan parades her bones around in a bikini

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The latest round of super scary Lindsay Lohan pictures came out today, and they prove once and for all just how much she’s relishing this attention. At first most of us worried she was suffering from an eating disorder. It seemed more appropriate to have sympathy than to instantly accuse her of a drug problem. But after getting all that press for her frighteningly bony appearance in that white dress last week, Lohan has followed up with an even more outrageous ensemble: a bikini.

If she were truly suffering from anorexia, Lindsay wouldn’t be showing off her body. By definition, anorexics are ashamed of their bodies and think they always look fat, no matter how thin they get. Lohan’s not just in a bikini, she seems to be parading around.

Lindsay Lohan showed off her super slim bikini body in Hawaii over the weekend.

The actress — who is on vacation with a few of her pals — read a book and sent text message as she worked on her tan Saturday.

On Sunday, she dropped thousands of dollars on Gucci and Louis Vuitton bags.

Late last week — before she jetted off to Hawaii — Lohan was spotted with ex Samantha Ronson at the Hollywood Hills home they used to share.

Ronson changed her relationship status to “It’s Complicated” on Facebook.

In an episode of The Ellen DeGeneres Show that aired Thursday afternoon — around the same time as Lohan’s visit to Ronson’s — the actress admitted the two “are talking.”

[From Us Weekly]

Several sites are saying that Lohan looks hotter now, which I find really troubling. Because her breast implants obviously don’t lose weight, in certain shots you can almost kid yourself that she’s not dangerously underweight – but I’m pretty sure silicone doesn’t count in this situation. And I won’t even comment on Lohan blowing more money that she doesn’t have. This is all going to help her future how?

And as a catty aside, I’ll point out that if Lindsay is using that spray tanner she’s hawking, it sure doesn’t look good. There are orange-ish splotchy patterns all over her legs. Not the greatest advertisement. Lindsay, get yourself to rehab, stat. I’m tired of pretending to think you don’t have a cocaine problem.

Here’s Lindsay in Hawaii yesterday with her little sister Ali and some friends. Images thanks to BauerGriffinOnline.

Written by JayBird

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Posted in Drugs, Eating Disorders, Lindsay Lohan, Photos


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42 Responses to “Lindsay Lohan parades her bones around in a bikini”

  1. Geesh… a bag of bones with freckles… i once spoke with her in real life… she was zonked inside a club in Miami… her freckles and skinny body really stand out more in-person.

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  2. ash says:

    it’s weird, it looks like she’s getting that malnourished swollen belly…? Am I just seeing things in those profile pictures?

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  3. gg says:

    So young to be sagging like that. Poor thing just wants attention and is confused.

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  4. ChristinaT says:

    her butt looks like it’s melting off… probably due to the lack of muscle tone…

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  5. OM says:

    I don’t think her boobs are fake, they hang too low to be fake.

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  6. Orangejulius says:

    Right on about the boobs. Damn! If they sag like that now….

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  7. Samantha says:

    She is so hungry her butt cheeks are taking it upon themselves to get any nourishment they can, starting with her bikini bottom. ;)

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  8. Trillion says:

    Scary shoulder joint. She looks very angular and painful.

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  9. Wow says:

    Why does she always look as if she needs a good bath? This girl use to be on the pretty side.

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  10. Musey says:

    I was about to say that maybe she didn’t look quite as bad as all that, and then I looked at the full-on view and realized I could see her entire pelvis. Eat a sandwich or six, Lindsay.

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  11. Codzilla says:

    OM: At her current weight, if her tits weren’t fake they would be nonexistent. Maybe she should get a surgeon to hoist those puppies back into position instead of dropping cash on stupid shit.

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  12. Enonymous says:

    The title “Lindsay Lohan parades her bones around in a bikini” is disrespectful, it is obvious that she lost all that weight from stress (yes it can very well be from stress, I know this might be hard to believe since everyone now loves to through around the word anorexia when a thin person appears) and we don’t need to kick her while she is down with all these harsh criticisms.

    And what is up with all these people making fun of and constantly criticizing slim women/men, since when has it become OK. If I go up to a fat person and criticized them about their weight then I would be called an insensitive a$$. Pfft, double standards.

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  13. Sauronsarmy says:

    Wow, Lindasy Lohan has fans?

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  14. Samantha says:

    No, its the fact that media dictates that thin is “beautiful”, and the fact that sources are saying she is even more beautiful now that we can count her ribs is disgusting. Stress will help you lose weight, yes, but so will coke and I am leaning more to that being the cause of her weight loss. We can thank Sam Ronsons coke cake for that assumption, which I am sure she didn’t make it just be funny.

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  15. Anna says:

    Codzilla: not necessarily. My boobs never change size, no matter how much I gain or lose (thank goodness). Lindsay’s look very real to me. Unlike those embarassing orange fake tan blotches. And I agree with everybody who said it before: girlfriend needs to eat!

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  16. Sarto says:

    She has lost her star quality, which is fine. The sooner she leaves Hollywood and retires to the desert, the better for her. They don’t make any movies worth watching anymore, anyway.

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  17. the original kate says:

    what exactly is she “on vacation” from? she doesn’t work. in fact, her life is one big vacation of parties, cocktails, shopping etc.

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  18. Ophelia says:

    Are those implants? I have suffered with anorexia before and my boobs didn’t lose nearly as much weight as my body. But they didn’t sag, which is weird that hers don’t. Then again I slept in a bra until I was 20 convinced that would keep them up. But anorexia and sudden weight loss from stress do take weird tolls on boobs.
    Also, I agree that it doesn’t seem like she has anorexia. Stress makes you lose weight and when you’re anorexic, you wear more clothes generally.

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  19. Frenchie says:

    Ok, there is a gross photoshop work here : look at the picture before the last one. Even with extrem thinness it’s impossible she has such a hole on her left hip (look under the bow). Some paparazzi or agencies are trying to sell pictures at any cost. Where does the airbrushing stops ??

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  20. lrm says:

    AGreed with one comment: I too lose alot of weight when stressed,and have dealt with snickers,even from medical professionals [this was only one time,when i was sick from traveling in asia,and came home,was under stress,in my early 20's and couldnt get the weight back on...believe me,i've since done that! lol]…anyway,to go to a medical professional and even have them say ‘oh it must be nice’ as though you have no right to complain,b/c everyone’s trying to lose weight…geesh.
    so,yea,our anti fat culture is absurd.
    and,yes,she COULD have lost the weight due to severe stress. [and who's to judge: what is stressful for one person,might seem like a walk in the park to another.] BUT,I would not doubt that coke is at play,as well.

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  21. michellle says:

    Yeah, she’s got problems & no doubt some extra weight would look better but is she really any worse than the skeletons parading down catwalks or gacing the covers of fashion mags? Not to mention the countless rail thin “actresses” or celebs. Drugs, stress, attention, whatever the reason this bimbo has shed the pounds, I don’t see her as any different than the rest of them.

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  22. neelyo says:

    I think the most shocking aspect of that story is that she had a book.

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  23. Hieronymus Grexx says:

    Seen worse- she’s not exactly ‘dead girl walking’ folks. I think the nosy tabs do protest too much.

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  24. anastasiabeaverhausen says:

    She’d look a lot better if she would stop with the fake tan stuff, exfoliate it off, be proud of her skin color and freckles.

    I haven’t looked at the thumbnails yet, but Jay is right–anorexics usually overly cover their bodies. This is for attention. Trust.

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  25. anastasiabeaverhausen says:

    After looking at the thumbnails, YIKES that fake tan stuff is very splotchy!

    Ok she doesn’t look overly overly thin here. BUT she’s going to look 50 in a few years if she doesn’t stop smoking and partying and not taking care of herself. I betcha five bucks she has no sunscreen on.

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  26. I like the pose in the last picture – the one where she “nonchalantly” bends over to reach in her bag?

    I bet whatever she was reaching for was at the *very* bottom of her purse. It probably took her a few seconds to find her cigarettes, or her cache le poudre, or – opps! What’s that?! The paperazzi?! But why would the paps be following around Lindsey Lohan?. . . hmmm. . . Darn! Such inconvenient timing, I mean, here she is with her ass in the air in front of a bunch of cameras. . .

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  27. becca says:

    *shrug* Well, if she’s not anorexic by Jaybird’s definition, she could be bulemic.

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  28. Valensi says:

    Neelyo is definitely onto something.

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  29. Ned says:

    Her skin is awful. She should stay away from the sun and spare us these sights.

    Body not looking too either.

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  30. aleach says:

    frenchie- good eye! i didnt notice that the first time but there is obviously some kind of photshopping going on in these pics. not to say she isnt very thin, but perhaps these pics have been “altered” to make her look worse than she actually is. hmmmm….thats really sad if true. well, sad either way but yknow.

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  31. nita says:

    angelina jolie is about this thin and everyone always raves about how great her body is, even though i think its hideous. lindsays tan is pretty bad, cant she afford a good fake tan?

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  32. barneslr says:

    For many anorexics it is not about thinking they are fat. For them, it is about control. Trust me…I know. My mom is anorexic and she knows she is too skinny. She has never been one of those that thought she was too fat and therefore had to keep losing. But after an abusive childhood at the hands of extremely controlling parents, her issues stem from wanting CONTROL of her life, not from thinking she was fat.

    She’s now in her late 60′s and quit smoking last year. She gained 10 lbs and we are thrilled. She’s now 5’7″ and up to 112 pounds. Yay Mom!

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  33. Nneikha says:

    this is much much better than the pics in the white dress..(i suppose)..:S

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  34. Miloo says:

    I agree with barneslr, it’s not all about thinking you’re fat! Controll is a huge part of anorexia. It’s interesting that people who only know “tabloid info” about anorexia think they can assess whether or not someone suffers from it. It’s an illness that manifests itself in different ways depending on the individual. I have been working with it for years and not all girls are extremely ashamed of themselves and hide away. Some of them flaunts it and really “shove it in your face”. They want to hear you say that they’ve lost weight or that they are to skinny to get validation that they’ve finally succeeded ore to stood out enough to get noticed. Considering how much of an attention seeker she’s been over the years I would not be surprised if that was the case.
    Some anorexics however flaunt it as a cry for help. A way of saying: Please tell me this is wrong and help me.
    But in the end she would need medical help to both diagnose it and to heal from it.

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  35. BAR says:

    Her tits ARE NOT FAKE. Very obviously NOT FAKE. Which you would know if you’d EVER seen a skinny person with fake tits. (Sharon Stone, anyone?)

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  36. ThatBKChick says:

    YUCK…WT*….I just threw up my breakfast….Be back after I clean up…No…Honestly!!!

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  37. ? says:

    ….and my comment was deleted why?

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  38. FF says:

    Why are people always surprised she’s an attention whore when this is like, episode 119 of the long-running serial that is her broadside for publicity of any kind?

    angelina jolie is about this thin and everyone always raves about how great her body is, even though i think its hideous

    1. Angelina has always been bone skinny the only exceptions being when she bulked up for Tomb Raider 1 & 2. Even when pregnant Angelina still looked skinny everywhere but her belly. Lindsey’s weight has visibly fluctuated over the last few years.

    2. (And big shocker here:) Not everyone has the same opinion as you.

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