Tori Spelling and husband Dean McDermott are really open. Far, far too open. I don’t care what you think about Tori, whether you think she’s hot or hideous. Or what you think about him. Or really, what you think about anyone. There are just some things you don’t ever want to know about, no matter who it pertains to.
Yesterday, Dean shared way too much about his libido.
“I happen to be a Scorpio and I happen to be robust,” says McDermott. “Can you blame me? Look at my wife. She’s the most beautiful girl in the world and has the hottest body — I’d be lying if i didn’t want to have sex with her six times a day…I was toasting that the sex was down from six times a day to three and a half.”
[From Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
I really thought that was about as much as I could take, but now Tori’s decided to chime in with some even more out-of-line over-shares from her new book.
“I wasn’t prepared for losing sight of my lower region. I’d say, ‘Dean, how’s it looking down there? Do I need to shave?’ But of course I couldn’t shave. So Dean had to shave me. He’d hold up a mirror and say ‘How’d I do?’ Or he’d take a picture with his Blackberry to show me.”
[From Tori’s book Mommywood, via Gossip Rocks]
Just… just… can’t form the sentences. An epic shudder just ran through my body. And I’m in New York City right now, where it has been between 89 – 95 degrees since Saturday. It takes a hell of a lot of creepiness to get a shudder out of me in this heat. Now I don’t want to be unhip, but is shaving really your biggest priority when you’re pregnant? I’m not trying to imply you shouldn’t feel pretty. And I’ve never been pregnant. But when I’m carrying a human being inside me, I’ll be dammed if I’m going to care that things are groomed just right. I just doubt it’s going to be on my list of priorities.
But it clearly is for Tori. Okay, I can accept that. But why, why does she have to tell us about it? And in such vivid, clear terms? I mean I can actually envision this in my mind as though I were there. When I’m old and senile and faded memories are all I can recall, I will remember this so clearly that I will actually think I was there. And I will be so confused about why I watched Dean shave Tori. But it’s so clear in my mind that I won’t be able to talk myself out of it.
I like celebs that don’t have a lot of pretense. But there is a line. And this is a good twenty miles past it.
Tori Spelling promoting her new book during the Los Angele Times Festival of Books on Saturday. Images thanks to WENN.com .
I’m fairly certain I’ve lost my appetite for the entire rest of the day. Should have heeded the warning!
this is why i love tori spelling. lmao. she isnt afraid to tell the truth. she doesnt care what ppl think about her. if u dont like her dont read about her. she has alwasy been open and will continue to b an open person. thats the way she has always been.
hey, i’m a scorpio and i’ve been daydreamin’ about doin’ the horizontal mambo with my sweetie all morning. lol.
i can’t concentrate on work for swat!
I think she might just be talking about shaving her legs. I couldn’t shave mine for the last 6 weeks of my pregnancy. It just was too hard to navigate around my enormous midsection and I couldn’t bend at the waist well. Tori is tiny but I seem to remember that she had a pretty big belly when she was preggers.
So “The Truth” that Tori is so brave to tell is that her husband shaves her pubes? Is that to be admired?
I don’t think this is about being open or unafraid to tell the truth, instead it’s yet another desperate attempt to call attention to herself. Whether it be about promoting her books or her side show reality show, she’s obviously willing to do anything from starving herself, to pimpiping out her own children, to advertising her family quarrels, (only to then claim that it’s a private matter.) Still as pathetic as she may be she’s still 100 times better than the loser she married.
Yes, I agree with justme, I love her too.
@grisgris: honey, I know we all want to believe *that* version, but it’s pretty obvious she talking about her… cave of wonders. No matter how pregnant you are, you can still see your legs and wouldn’t need someone to take a pic of them once he’s done shaving. Oh lord, I think my lunch is about to show up for dinner.
In other, less gross, matters: I love how Tori thinks that wearing glasses is needed to sell a book and that it denotes intelligence.
The only thing I worried about when I was THAT preg was—-did my shoes match? Everything else was beside the point!
When you’re that big and the baby is playing soccer with your vital organs, somehow shaving never makes it to the top of the list—-does it, Moms? Come on, tell! LOL
I have to admit that I just love the idea of a husband holding a mirror for his wife so that she can shave her lower regions. Call me a perv, but I find it entirely sweet.
They deserve each other.
Dean really? Most beautiful girl in the world? And you live in hollywood? I get it, you thought you’d get to play with daddy’s inheritance. People will say anything to get their hands on money.
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww grossssss… not that it is a big deal, but seriously nobody wants to hear about two unattractive people doing anything like that.. they are both gross.. ick !!
Maybe I should use this as an appetite suppressant instead of my diet pills. Ugh so nasty.
MY EYES, MY EYES!!! You have broken my eyes with these wrong wrong wrong words.
So very wrong. On stilts.
How will I ever get the pictures out of my mind…
Just reading this made physically ill. DISSSSSSSSSSGUSSSSSSSTINGGGGGGGG!!!!!!
Oh please people. Get serious. We’ve seen Britney pantie-less. We’ve seen Fergie pee in her pants. We’ve seen internet sex videos of Pamela ANderson. Paris Hilton. We learned that Paris had an outbreak of herpes when she was in the can.
And THIS little piece of data is freaking you out?
Forget about it. Bush league stuff.
whoops……didn’t mean the pun…..
😉
Sorry, but any time I hear about how much in love these two dil-holes are, all I can think about is this article:
http://www.independent.ie/lifestyle/tori-spelling-stole-my-husband-1339793.html
…”And just when I think I can’t feel any more pain, he says, ‘I don’t love you any more. And I don’t respect you.’
He takes a breath. ‘I haven’t for a very long time.'”
I dunno, I’m a Cancer and that sounds like sexy fun to me.
More concerning, why do her jeans have zippers at the bottom?? Did she have to start pulling out clothes from her 90210 days she is so skinny?
Taking a chance here, but my bikini line was a big deal to me during my pregnancies…Have to say though, this is the FIRST time I’m mentioning it to the anyone, and I didn’t get my husband to shave me or take any pictures! These two are a bit weird, but then, don’t they live in Hollyweird?
Good Lord, I just had a mental image I did NOT need!!
woof, her face is enough for me to lose my appetite…I think I just blacked out now…
‘this is why i love tori spelling. lmao. she isnt afraid to tell the truth. she doesnt care what ppl think about her.’
Oh, so she had all that plastic surgery for herself and not other people?
Dirty Martini: When did “We learned that Paris had an outbreak of herpes when she was in the can”??
I’ve always wondered why ppl said that about her. Please let me know when was this????
really? REALLY? you all are freaking out about THAT? when i read “epic TMI” & “warning: nasty” i was expecting a little more than a story about “landscaping”. jeeeeeesh.
If i was married to ANY woman that ever leaked such information i would never be photographed publicly again. Ever.
I agree with Been There, I’ve had two kids and I kept up my normal shaving routine, I just had to guess where everything was. I’m sure it wasn’t as neat as usual, but I didn’t want to be the giant pregnant woman with the hugh bush.
Goddamnit! I need to listen to the warning labels. They exist for a reason.
SolitaryAngel: I’m with you. By the end, I was patting myself on the back if I managed to take a shower every day.
aleach: LOL! I totally agree. I was expecting some Cleveland Steamer type stuff. I must admit, though, imagining this horror show of a couple doing anything naughty does make me a little queasy.
You know, I find the glasses becoming. They cover some of the heinousness of her face. Seriously.
These two are such fame whores. If they were really that happy, they’d have less to say, and what they say would be classy and non-specific. There’s a reason why they call your nethers “privates’, Tori and Dean!
WOW of all of the things that women do in Hollywood, people think this is disgusting. Maybe you think its gross to have someone shave your cooter when you’re pregnant because you’re single and jealous. Oh and Dean saying that they have sex a lot is yet another reason why those of you who are commenting as if he was talking about bowel movements size shape and color is yet again becasuse you are jealous. Get over it and shut the hell up!!!
Money sure does not bring class.
In Knocked Up, the main girl (whose name escapes me right now) was totally clean shaven on the day she gave birth (know this because of the too graphic delivery scene), and I agree, what the hell is that about? It just seems really vain and unimportant, and I can’t imagine caring one way or the other, especially at 8 months!
First of all, I’m a firm believer that people are seriously oversharing nowdays. For real. I really DON’T need to know about your pubic grooming habits, I don’t care who you are. I don’t!
Secondly, um, well, I’m certainly glad he thinks she’s attractive. I keep seeing a blonde Jabba the Hut every time I look at her.
But no, I’m being very sincere about that first point. I don’t want to see anyone’s underwear but my own and my husband’s. I don’t want to see anyone’s tingly bits. I don’t want to see your nipples. I don’t want to know stuff your doctor doesn’t even need to know.
Why can’t people just be classy anymore?
I just read the article you linked, MSat, and am inclined to believe it, as she is so honest and real about how she reacted (and it isn’t particularly flattering and certainly not self-serving). I’m totally blown away at the level of insensitive tackiness. If even half of it is true, Tori and Dean are irredeemable pricks.
Thank you. I’ve been dieting lately, and was thinking about sneaking downstairs for a snack. Now that I’ve lost my appetite, I won’t be cheating on my diet today after all.
In fact, I may never eat again.
{{{{{{shudder}}}}}}}}
Yikes!
I think the over-sharing is symptomatic of narcissism. They think people want to hear that. What a couple. I think they rival Speidi for most annoying Hollywood couple. At least we have the comfort of knowing everything about Spedi is fake. Here, we have nauseating suspicion that it’s all true.
Dean’s ex-wife must be reeling & heaving at the same time! His kids from his previous marriage must be so embarrassed. At least Tori & Dean still like eachother, or lust eachother. Orange skin, tacky peroxide & sagging silicone are Dean’s dream?!
Oh, big deal. So what? We’re bombarded with horrible news stories every day, and people get offended by Tori’s story about maintaining her lady parts while pregnant? I’m no fan, but I thought it was kind of funny.
Abby – seriously? We’re all jealous single haters??? What are you – TWELVE?
Can everyone just chill the fcuk up – she is SUCH a minger, no-one cares what she does with her bits, no-one has ANY interest. It’s no offensive, it’s just typical oversharing from people who don’t exist unless they are being talked about.
MSat. I just read that link and while I’ve certainly been dumped a time or two, as most of us have, it’s never, ever been with that much callousness and coldness. Wow. That makes this oversharing that much more nauseating.
Also, Tori is obviously not immune to Dean’s flattery and lies. What a sycophant he is. Golddigger, too. The ex-wife is well rid of him. Now, she seems like a classy, smart lady. No idea what she would see in him in the first place.
Gaaah!!! noooooooooooooo. now I can’t get the image of her hairy nether-religions out of my head, gross. its just sitting there, waiting in that space btwn my thoughts!! YUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!
Rainbows… lollipops… rainbows… lollipops.
It is really kinda sweet that he thinks his wife is the most beautiful in the world. how romantic!
omg. TMI
If this sort of personal grooming makes a big ol’ pregnant woman feel a little happier with her appearance, then you go girl. It’s difficult enough to feel pretty when you’ve got cankles, stretch marks, and so forth. As a labor nurse, I hate doing shave preps on my patients going for c-sections, so I think the hairless look is a wonderful trend.
Also pregnant women with completely hairless ladybits are not unusual, at least here in California, along with fake tans, flawless makeup, and perfect mani-pedi’s.
@Msat, wow!! I never knew that about them! When reading it I actually felt tears running down my cheeks!!
Wow, dare I say Tori looks good wearing glasses? She should keep them on all the time to balance that freaky face of hers.
Just read MSat’s link. Despicable.
That woman’s (?) face is scarier than Jay Leno’s
it’s not that toady… err i mean tori doesn’t have the right to do any pube shaving ritual she likes… she should just keep it to herself…
Good times!
I wouldn’t have gone so far as to share that information.
I do however like Tori and think she is pretty. I find a lot of the comments here about her looks very rude. Didn’t any of your mothers ever tell you the old addage? If you can’t say anything nice about someone, say nothing at all.