Kim Kardashian shows off her 132-lb figure in a terrible bike-shorts ensemble

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Here are some photos of Kim Kardashian out and about in Santa Monica on Tuesday. Don’t ask me what she’s wearing, I have no idea. Like, bike shorts, a lacy white top tucked into the bike shorts, stripper heels and a studded leather jacket? Kim, please don’t do this to yourself! While Kim has lost a lot of weight this year, you would barely realize it because of her absolutely appalling style and unflattering clothes.

Speaking of her weight loss, Kim posted another update on Snapchat yesterday. According to Kim, she’s 132 lbs right now, just 12 lbs away from her goal weight of 120 pounds. Do you believe she’s actually 132 lbs? While her boob-and-butt weight seems like it would throw off the numbers, keep in mind that Kim is pretty short.

As for her terrible, unflattering style, Kim also posted a new video to her subscription app site in which she details how long it takes her to get ready for a “glam” day. A day in which she’s going to be photographed, or a day in which she’s going to be on camera for the reality show. Long story short, with a full team of helpers, makeup artists, hair stylists and more, it takes Kim two hours to get ready. Think about all of that time, on a near daily basis, just to “get ready.” You can see the video here.

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  1. QueenE says:

    that might be the most cringey outfit yet

    • Megan says:

      I think those are Spanx. She must have forgotten to put her skirt on.

      • Redgrl says:

        Megan – awesome! Coffee out the nose awesome!

      • JustJen says:

        YES!! I have a pair of Spanx that look just like that, bought for hubby’s office holiday party a couple of years ago. I know everyone carries weight differently BUT..my daughter is the same height as her and there is no way she’s 132 lbs. I’m guessing closer to 145-155. Seriously.

    • zinjojo says:

      QueenE, you read my mind. This is one of her worst outfits, and that’s saying so much (think of the fluffy dalmatian coat from this past winter, and so many other horrible outfits).

      She’s really going for the fug madness triple crown.

    • minx says:

      Why can’t she dress like a NORMAL PERSON?! She looks idiotic.

    • Ally8 says:

      Aw, what a sweet present from Kanye. A scale programmed to deduct 20 lb from the result.

    • Carol says:

      Everything is wrong with that outfit. Absolutely horrid. Nobody could make that outfit work.

  2. MissTiss says:

    What in fresh hell is she wearing? I can’t even begin to understand.

    • Snazzy says:

      Right? I just don’t get it

    • LadyJane says:

      And if she is so proud of her fake butt, why does she cover it up with heavy jackets and coats in the summer? She looks soooo cute when she dresses down. This is just tragic. And her boobs look hella saggy when they reach the waist of her biker (ugh) shorts pulled way up high.

      • claire says:

        I saw a video the other day that was so cringey. Her and Kanye took forever to get out of their car and stood around at the open door, because it was all about him blocking the paps view of her butt. THEN, she shimmies in her tight spanx to the door. The paps catch up and I’m not kidding you, she walks sideways like a crab to and through the building’s door, so the paps can’t see it.

        Could you imagine?! She’s definitely paying the price. Why doesn’t she just get the damn thing fixed?!

      • EscapedConvent says:

        @Claire,

        Because without it, she’s nothing?

    • Janet R says:

      What does she see when she looks in the mirror?!

      • VegasSchmagus says:

        Heidi Klum

      • Mare says:

        It’s a fun house mirror. Makes her look tall and skinny.

      • saras says:

        Circus music “do do do de do de do do do de” “This mirror is fabulous! It makes me look skinny, Kanye look straight, kids look loved, and the rest of my fam look rich!”

  3. Anoneemouse says:

    Poor Kim. She looks so stupid in that “outfit.”

    • Shaunna says:

      She looks so stupid to be wearing a big jacket in warm sunny beach town!!

      • Snowflake says:

        Right? I’m in Florida and it’s 80 degrees Fahrenheit at 9:30 am. I think it’s about the same in California

      • swak says:

        I’m in St. Louis and it’s 72 at 9 am. And I would be sweating profusely with just the long sleeves. Put the jacket on and the shirt would be soaked!

  4. Kweeny Kardashian says:

    Ugh, does she think she is sooo punk raaawk or something? 🙄😡

    • Esteph says:

      lmao! i was sipping on some water and almost choked!

    • smith says:

      It looks like her legs begin right under her chest –

      Head ——> BOOBS —–> Legs

      … and that’s all there is folks …

  5. Clucky says:

    What I don’t understand is if she thinks a large butt is a good aesthetic to have and therefore paid a lot of money to get said large butt, why does she keep covering it with jackets?

    • realitycheck says:

      Exactly! I really wonder if she even likes it anymore?

      Also, anyone else think that her big toe is really ugly? With all the lipo she has had I’m surprised she hasn’t lipo’d that.

    • Red32 says:

      I have a theory about that. It’s obvious by now that she did something cosmetic to her butt. I think that the weight gain and loss from two pregnancies has somehow altered whatever she put in her butt, and that’s why it is always hidden or heavily spanxed.

      • CharlotteCharlotte says:

        I think she doesn’t want to reveal her new butt yet because she’s hoping to “break the internet” by doing a publicity stunt big reveal (again again again) on her own terms.

  6. nicole says:

    I don’t even understand the point of trying to lose more weight if she’s going to dress like this. She already has a great figure but you’d never know it by these atrocious outfits. Is that show, what not to wear, still on?

  7. Tiffany27 says:

    This outfit reinforces the theory that she wears these after her surgeries.

    • Willa says:

      I was thinking the same. Surgery lipo pants.

    • MinnFinn says:

      Or maybe her butt implants look obvious right now. She got them pre-babies so they might not look integrated until she’s lost more of her baby weight. Does anyone now how implants look after significant weight gain and loss?

      • Tifygodess24 says:

        @minnfinn She’s doesn’t have actual implants , she had/gets fat injections, sculpting and had a Brazilian butt lift. That’s why her butt gets so out of control when she gets pregnant.

      • kat says:

        So then could she not get the extra fat lipo’d out? (Actual question, I have no idea how any sort of procedures work…)

    • Kitten says:

      Absolutely. I’ve been saying that I thought she had some work done to lose the baby weight.

      Looks like we were right.

  8. swak says:

    You really can’t tell what she looks like in these pictures or see her weight loss. The big coat makes her look heavier than she probably is. Who told her that high-waist pants, skirts, shorts, etc look good on her? It makes her boobs look like they are hanging so low. Also who in the heck wheres heels with bike shorts? So much wrong with the outfit. A leather coat AND long sleeves? How cold is it in LA?

  9. Ayra. says:

    I don’t think her friends and family love her enough to tell her how bad she looks.

    • FingerBinger says:

      Have you seen how her friends and family dress? They all wear variations of the same clothes.

  10. Lambda says:

    I don’t get how a curvy woman manages to appear so rectangular all the time. And for all it maters, 132 pounds, my (authentic) ass.

    • laura says:

      I came here to say the same! When I saw that first pic I thought how is it possible for a human being to resemble a square?!?! Truly baffling. I’m convinced the mirrors in her house are like those fun house mirrors that stretch you to look taller, hence why she thinks this is good. Cycling shorts are never good. Not even on cyclists!!!

    • ladysussex says:

      I also came here to say this. I currently weigh 135 (I’m 1″ taller, though) and there is just no possible way she and I are the same weight. She weighs at least 15 – 20 lb. more. I just don’t understand why these women feel the need to lie about just absolutely everything.

  11. Nancy says:

    She is five foot tall maybe with a couple inches more. Her weight is all boobs, butt and thighs. No offense to street walkers, but she looks like one. What I don’t get is she has an infant and a toddler and this is what she deems important. She is so totally, effortlessly, unapologetically self-absorbed in her looks, I don’t see how her children can compete. Such a morally corrupt family.

    • embertine says:

      OK, I chuckled at the thought that your main concern in this comment was that sex workers would be affronted at being compared to Kim Kardashian.

      • Nancy says:

        emertine: If I posted I swatted a fat fly, I’d get comments on how dare I call a fly fat!! Shame accusing on a regular…..so my automatic pilot brain processer kicks in. Poor street walkers…..lol

  12. Dee says:

    She’s losing weight but her hips and butt remain cartoonishly huge. And her butt is beginning to drag a bit…..ugh good lord kim go to botched and get that fixed!

  13. BearcatLawyer says:

    WHY must she always wear tight clothes? I cannot imagine that she is very comfortable in her constant parade of body hugging outfits!

  14. LA says:

    *facepalm*

  15. anna says:

    monica rose has officially lost it. we all love the 90s but that is just too much.

  16. grabbyhands says:

    Either she has no stylists, or the ones she does have secretly hate her.

    Her complete and total denial about her body type is painful and I feel like her recent weight loss has made the disconnect even worse (as in, now I’m at my 2010 weight and I can wear all this other stuff now!!).

    Put the Vogue down, Kim. You are not a 6 foot, willowy model You are short and short waisted. You have a wonderful body for all sorts of great, well made clothes that you can easily afford and that will still look stylish and get you lots of attention. Play to your strengths.

    • Mrs. Welen-Melon says:

      +1

      Channel Sophia Loren, Kim. You would look amazing.

      • meme says:

        Sophia Loren and Kimbo don’t belong in the same sentence. Kim could never ever ever be anything like Sophia.

    • swak says:

      RE: Stylist. On another site it was stated that her stylist gets $1 million a year to style her. SMH.

      • meme says:

        I thought Kanye was her “stylist”?

      • swak says:

        @meme – I thought so to, that’s why it kind of shocked me to know she had a stylist. Maybe she’s paying him to be her stylist!

    • Erica_V says:

      What’s funny about her stylist is she works with the other sisters, Chrissy Tiegan and Gigi Hadid. That’s why they ALL dress the same because the stylist dresses them all exactly like her own style (ripped jeans and heels or tight dresses and flowey coats). Her IG always has pics of the girls she styles and it’s hilarious to me that she can’t see she dresses them all exactly like herself and all the same. Zero imagination. That’s not a stylist to me.

  17. Trillion says:

    Has anyone in the history of the entertainment had worse style? That’s a real question.

  18. shannon says:

    If I had to guess, I would say 160 lbs. or more. Wouldn’t look bad if she would wear some decent clothes.

    • Tris says:

      Agreed. She looks about 150 – 160. I’m 5’1″ and 150, and I’m smaller than she looks here.

      • Red32 says:

        I’m 5’4″ and 155, and I agree with you. I don’t see why she would go through the trouble of faking and posting a weight when she goes out in the most unflattering outfits.

    • Erinn says:

      Keep in mind that butt is manufactured. It’s making her look a lot bigger than she is.

      I’m willing to believe she’s under 150 – but she dresses so badly, and her butt is so big that she looks bigger than she is.

    • Maya says:

      Hard to say – it’s not just weight, but body composition that matters. I’m 5’3 and 140 and definitely look smaller, but I have big bones and a fair bit of muscle. I also have big boobs and a big butt (normal big, not anything like Kim), but my hips are much more narrow. If she has very little muscle mass, I’d believe 132. Really, everyone, Kim included, should stop focussing on the number on the scale and look at other factors if they’re working on losing weight.

  19. MSat says:

    GIven her hideous style choices, it suddenly makes sense to me why she needs to post nude selfies all the time. It’s the only thing that makes her look good.

    No WAY is she 130 pounds with that badonk. It should have its own zip code at this point. Also, wearing a gigantic jacket might SEEM like a good way to cover arm/upper body fat, but it really only makes one looks like a linebacker.

  20. GingerCrunch says:

    You guys! Maybe she’s trying to show off her lower legs?

  21. HK9 says:

    Does she not have mirrors in her house and if so, why do they hate her?

  22. Shelby says:

    What difference does the number make if you look terrible in the outfits you choose?

  23. mellie says:

    Those “shorts” make her mid section look 10 feet wide and I’m sure it’s not. That poor dumb thing.

  24. JudyK says:

    As always, it’s all about her. I’d almost forgotten she has a baby boy. Where in the heck is he???????????????

  25. Kate says:

    #freekimmy

  26. Anastasia says:

    I hate it when women in the public eye make a big deal about their weight. I’m not taking anything away from their accomplishments, but as soon as they gain half an ounce, the world is all “SHE’S FAT!!!” and then she’s all “STOP BODY SHAMING!”

    It’s like they want to have their cake and eat it, too (no pun intended).

    If we want women to stop being judged by how they look, we HAVE to take that topic OFF the table in the public realm. Yes, celebrate your health accomplishments, but don’t be surprised when you get just as much attention the opposite direction, too.

    • cindyp says:

      She has no accomplishments! I’m perfectly fine with people judging her, she brought it all on herself. Why in the world would she go out in public dressed like that except that she wants attention?

      • Anastasia says:

        Oh, I agree in her case. I just meant in general. Take Kirstie Alley, for instance. She makes a HUGE deal out of her weight when she loses any. But then when she gains it back, she screams foul.

        Don’t MAKE THE CONVERSATION/YOUR VALUE all about weight in the first place!!!

    • JenniferJustice says:

      I’m with you, Anastasia. She wants attention but only if it’s flattering. If it’s negative, we’re all body-shaming anti-feminists. Pffffttt….whatever.

    • NeNe says:

      I guess being a famewh*re is an accomplishment. 😉

  27. MiniMii says:

    OK, so according to Google she is 5’3″ tall – so I call BS on her weighing 130lbs.

    I’m 5’6″ with a VERY small frame and I weigh 125. There is no way that she weighs only 5lbs more than I do. Not unless she fills her ass with helium.

    I’d say she’s closer to 150.

    • chaine says:

      I am 5’3″ and about 130; there is no way she’s 130. she is just way too wide. I am guessing at least 140-145.

      Second gripe: even if she gets back to 2010 Kim’s weight, how is she going to roll back six years of drastic plastic surgery?

    • Issuemonster says:

      Now here comes my favourite part where we all say our height and weight and exclaim she can’t be that weight because I’m so much skinnier than her and I’m that weight! No one cares what you weight.

  28. shewolf says:

    I believe her. She’s short and when you’ve got boobs and bum you’ll look heavier than someone who weighs the same amount. She also doesn’t dress in ways that highlight her smallest parts… namely her waist.

    I’m 5’6 and 120 lbs but I don’t think most people would believe it. I have boobs and wide hips (not to KK proportions) and if I don’t accentuate my waist I look boxy and bigger than I am. A friend and I were shopping one day and she weighs about 155 lbs and she exclaimed “how do you fit in a size 2 and I dont!”

    Weight is not a very good indicator of size, shape, body fat percentage etc.

  29. meme says:

    132 pounds? I think not.

  30. Beckysuz says:

    If it takes two hours and a team of people to look that bad you’re doing it wrong

    • Mare says:

      Ain’t that the truth.

      • Roller74 says:

        I honestly wonder if her team is having a laugh at her expense, you know? “Let’s put Kim in this outfit, she’ll think she’s so cutting edge” and then they laugh about it afterwards….”She actually wore THAT!!”

        People are weird.

  31. Angelica says:

    Are we sure those aren’t Khloe’s feet? Kidding. That outfit is butt ugly, though. I spend a fair amount of time daydreaming about what clothes I’d buy if I could afford them and it baffles me that millionaires like her would buy (or borrow) some of the most budget looking crap in the world.

  32. Zuzus girl says:

    The people that dress her hate her guts.

    I’m shorter than her. She is not 132 lbs. It’s more troubling that she constantly has to let the public know how much she weighs. She shouldn’t give a damn what people think at this point in her life.

  33. mkyarwood says:

    I love how everyone’s shot calling her probable weight and using their own for comparison. Everyone is different, guys. People with big butts weigh low weights too. Anyway. One can only surmise that she knows how bad she looks. Maybe she thinks it’s funny that she can have millions of dollars and wander around dressed like a kid dresses Barbies.

  34. Almondjoy says:

    How is that she NEVER gets it right??? I mean like nevah 😩

    • Moneypenny says:

      I don’t get it either. If you blindfolded her and spun her around until she was dizzy, statistically she’d have a better chance of picking out decent clothes.

  35. Madpoe says:

    You just never know when you might run into a biker gang….and they’ll ask you to Tango the night away… right after a quick jog around the block. It could happen * lmao*

  36. Chetta B. says:

    Hideous. Spike heels and shorts – and these look like cycle shorts – will never work. Ugh.

  37. KelT says:

    She’s more focused on the NUMBER than how she REALLY looks. What’s the point of 120, anyway? I’d rather be 150 and wear nice clothes that fit well. Maybe then she wouldn’t be covering up with heavy coats all the time.

    There’s a disconnect in her thought process somewhere and it’s clear she is horribly insecure (and I’m sure Kanye’s input doesn’t help the situation).

  38. Bluey says:

    Ok, I am 5′ 3″ (same as Kim’s height) and 137 lbs. I gave birth 5 months ago, and nowhere do I look near her. She still looks heavy and I do not believe that 132 lbs that she posted. Not body shaming, just that she should own up. If she is truly empowered of her body as she says, I would like to see her not covering her butt with those hideous jackets!

  39. Hazel says:

    Sad, just sad.

  40. Kay Dozier says:

    Does she even own a full length mirror?

    • me says:

      Oh don’t worry, as her daughter gets older she will gladly tell her mom how “embarrassing” she is and to not dress like that.

  41. KiddVicious says:

    I literally laughed out loud at this outfit. Every item of clothing she has on is making her look shorter and stockier than ever. Even if she weighed 105 lbs, she’d still look short and stocky, that’s her body type, she needs to learn this.

    • ladysussex says:

      But if you look at old photos of her, she wasn’t stocky at all. She was curvaceous, but not absurdly so, like she is now with implants at both ends.

  42. Happy21 says:

    She has no f**king clue does she?

  43. JenniferJustice says:

    I know women who’ve had lipo done to their butt and thighs. When they gained weight again later, the fat in those areas can’t settle right, so they go other places and it ends up very oddly proportioned and bulgy. My guess is, the fat in her legs is messed up because of prior lipo and she’s trying to hide it.

  44. Anguishedcorn says:

    If she weighs 132 pounds, I’m the Queen of England.

  45. lucy says:

    When there is more real estate between your neck and your nips, than there is between your nips and your navel: it’s time to get a good bra.

  46. JohnnyT says:

    Anyone else notice she is just wearing spanx as clothing now?

  47. AE says:

    I actually believe she’s around 132, but I bet her body fat percentage is high, which means she can weigh less but look bigger. I don’t know how she can feel comfortable putting her weight out in public like that. Usually I don’t like seeing people gossip about someone’s weight but it’s like she wants us to.

    • me says:

      Of course she wants everyone talking about her weight. This girl is super thirsty for attention and will get it any way she can. Come on now, this is the same woman who readily takes her clothes off for selfies the minute the world isn’t paying attention to her anymore.

      • NeNe says:

        Good point! Plus, who cares if she does more nudies, because the whole world has already seen her naked. Been there, done that!!! NEXT!!! She’s nothing but a slore!!!!

  48. BFDL says:

    I don’t understand why she would talk about her weight but then I don’t understand most things Kim does. I would be horrified to share any scale pictures. She truly has no shame.

    With that said I’m around 5’4″ and she is mistaken; she’s not 132 lbs. She’s closer to 145-150. It may be the jacket making her look heavier but I’m going by the legs and those are not the legs of a petite woman in the 130 lb range.

  49. iheartgossip says:

    I don’t believe anything the Kardash’s put out. Nothing in their life is real and while they know that they cannot help themselves, it’s all they have in their pitiful lives. I guess she decided to go a bit more gently at the plastic surgeons office to have her behind fixed. Yuk. I feel so sorry for the kids. Imagine the hot messes they will grow up to be,, unless they find a way to escape.

  50. Dani8 says:

    I don’t understand her frequent use of chokers and shoes with ankle straps. Shouldn’t she be elongating her body? Why is she always chopping herself up visually?

    I also wonder if the compression shorts are for recent lipo.

  51. Rubber Ducky says:

    😆

  52. Sarah says:

    That is not 132 lbs…add 15 pounds for the plastic ass

  53. yep says:

    Her taller, younger, willowy sisters can get away with those outfits. Not her.
    But trailer trash girls are fuming, as she stole their looks , and gave them no credit.
    As for others in her circle, they will not criticize her attire. To do that, means you are out.

  54. NeNe says:

    That outfit is hideous! OMG! I’m also questioning her being 132 lbs. I don’t buy it!!!!

  55. ChimChimsMom says:

    A friend and I play a game on the phone: What Are You Wearing? (say it in a creepy-sexy voice) Rule #1 of the game – It has to be a bizarre combination: “I’m wearing hip waders and a shower cap.” “I’m wearing MC Hammer pants and my grandma’s Cobbie Cuddlers.”

    Kim, What Are You Wearing? “I’m wearing biker shorts and stiletto sandals.”

  56. MandyPuff says:

    The bicycle shorts made me cackle like a witch. WTF Kim?!? STOP!