Kim Kardashian claims she’s gotten her waist down to 26 inches: really?

Hereā€™s a selfie Kim Kardashian posted yesterday to spread the word about Gun Violence Awareness Day. How is it that Kim came across as more respectful than Debra Messing? A conversation for another time, perhaps. This selfie didnā€™t get as much attention as the other photo Kim posted yesterday, which is NSFW and you can see it here. Sheā€™s working on a ā€œsecret projectā€ that involves photos of her butt crack.

Meanwhile, Kim is still trying to convince people that sheā€™s 132 lbs and that she has a waist measuring 26 inches. Do you believe either of those claims? Kim posted a video on Snapchat where she was being measured by some guy and you canā€™t actually see the numbers on the tape measure, but whatever. Iā€™ll buy that her waist is pretty small. Iā€™ll buy that sheā€™s dropped all of her baby weight. But I really just donā€™t believe sheā€™s as small as she thinks she is. Hereā€™s the video:

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And hereā€™s the last story involving Kim: on last weekendā€™s episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Kim revealed that itā€™s been years since sheā€™s been grocery shopping. She told Kendall: “I haven’t been to a grocery store in like four years… I just don’t even know what flavor deodorants they have anymore.ā€ I donā€™t understand how you can go YEARS without stepping foot in a grocery store. At all.

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  1. GoodNamesAllTaken says:

    Deodorant comes in flavors?

  2. Pandy says:

    Can’t be bothered to click on the video but isn’t she wearing a corset? Thst would make your measurements smaller. Duh.

  3. Alix says:

    “Flavor” of deodorants?

  4. Kelsey says:

    Is 26 an achievement? I am her height and also have a 26 waist (after two babies and practically no exercise) and I feel sooo huge.

    • Boothang says:

      She’s 5’2! 132 lbs is not thin for that height! Stop trolling

    • popodamofo says:

      26 is small. Not everyone is as fortunate as you to have that naturally, especially after kids and no excercise.

    • BeefJerky says:

      Agreed- not really an achievement. I’m 5’10” and overweight and my waist is 31″. 26 seems average, especially for her height.

    • Tifygodess24 says:

      Measuring at the natural waist will give a small number anyways unless you are an apple shape so to me it’s kind of whatever. My waist measures pretty small but honestly it doesn’t match with the rest of my body- kind of like Kim. Regardless of that, what I’m suspicious of is the fact she’s not in full view of the camera, you can’t see that measuring tape anyways and why is there one part of it where her legs don’t look like they match with her stomach? Also why stop the video when he was about to say her butt/hip measurement. This woman is all All smoke and mirrors my friends.

    • LooseSeal says:

      Thanks for the info, Blake Lively. šŸ™„

    • Alexis says:

      smh like i’m 5’7″ and have an hourglass figure and i’m flabby atm. even at worst i’m rocking like a 27 in waist, i prefer to have 23-24.

      • pinetree13 says:

        I’m almost 5’7″, 135 lbs, and my waist is 33.5″ right now. I am a rectangle.

        Siiiiggghhh. I think at my smallest, 124 lbs, my waist was 28.5″ (for like a day).

      • Annetommy says:

        I look back nostalgically to the days when I actually had a waist.

      • Kate says:

        I’m 4’10” weigh 90 lbs and have a 25″ waist. I’ve never been blessed with an hour glass figure. Just an adolescent boy or gymnast figure. I think it just kind of depends on how you’re built.

      • Llamas says:

        Why does everyone feel the need to post all their measurements. No offense, but you all sound just as thirsty as Kim.

      • Jwoolman says:

        Llamas- I don’t get that impression at all. People are just trying to figure out if the measurements she claims make sense, considering what a liar Kim is. Not everybody considers their measurements a deep dark secret.

  5. Birdix says:

    As someone who is chesty with a small waist, I sympathize. I lost 10 pounds and not one person noticed. Hard to look thin when you have a big chest.

  6. dbahr says:

    When will this person return to the primordial slime from whence they came.

  7. paolanqar says:

    If she got rid of her ant butt she would look so much better. She could lose 50 pounds just by removing the fat she has injected in the behind.

    also. that poor poor dude. I really don’t envy him having to take measurements of an almost naked kim.

  8. HH says:

    Well due to pants sitting lower on the hips, I think people tend to forget how high up the waist is. I could see her being 26 inches (although, he’s pulling that tape measure a little hard). šŸ˜‰

    • Carol says:

      I can see her having a 26 inch waist too. But hasn’t she also been wearing a waist trainer? I would assume that would shrink down your waist size? I need a couple of those for my thighs.

  9. Rux says:

    I worked in finance on Wall Street for over a decade and had no time or patience for shopping. I relied solely on Fresh Direct for groceries and Drugstore.com for toiletries etc. I still do the majority of all my shopping ontheline because with three kids, I would rather spend my time with them then shopping brick and mortar.

    • Jwoolman says:

      I live online and often can’t get out to the store even across the street, so I discovered that if necessary, I can feed myself quite well from online purchases… There are even ways to have fresh organic produce shipped to you, and also frozen foods. I do buy a lot of food online because the local store doesn’t stock what I need and without a car, other stores might as well be on the moon.

      And yes, I get my deodorant from drugstore.com! The local store doesn’t have the unscented version. Or would that be the tasteless version? I never tried tasting my deodorant.

    • HeidiM says:

      I’ve only just started doing online groceries in the last few months and I FRIKKIN love it. I can’t believe this exists and I didn’t even know it until recently!

      • lucy2 says:

        My local supermarket started doing that last year – you can order online and then either pick up or have it delivered.
        After my last experience at the store having to practically climb over children doing gymnastics in the aisle (seriously), I’m considering it.

      • Jwoolman says:

        My local store seems to be on the verge of offering delivery. At the moment it’s just for party trays and such. But there really is a market for a grocery “personal shopper” either via the store or as a freelance job opportunity. Not only busy people but also ones who are sick or disabled. Relying on friends can be chancy…. Once a friend tried to pick up raw carrots for me when I was sick but inexplicably craving them, and he decided it was a good idea to put the bag of peeled baby carrots in his freezer overnight! Oh, my. No, they weren’t really edible. I suppose I could have cooked them if I had the energy, but I was craving raw carrots with peanut butter and my energy was so low that I just put a big plastic container on the floor and poured kitty krunchies into it every few days for the baffled cats. Not about to cook anything.

    • GoodNamesAllTaken says:

      I used a similar service and it was fine except I like to pick out my own produce. It was great for things you buy in bulk, though.

  10. benchwarmer says:

    Mmm Yummy flavored deodorant! Scents, the word is scented Kim.
    As for the NSFW butt crack picture. You can see that lighting and fabric draping is utilized to get her desired look. It just makes the picture look contrived and lacking honesty.

    just watched the video with the tape measure. I can’t believe her boob is exposed when this man is taking the measurement, you can see it’s blurred. Why is this man doing this and not a woman? That is bizarre. I would never have a man do that for me and have my boob hanging out, especially as a married woman. That is just disrespectful to my husband and I would imagine would make this man feel uncomfortable. Strange all around.

    • Jwoolman says:

      It’s just a job to the guy. She’s wearing more than many women wear at the beach. Women have male doctors. Not really something to worry about.

  11. AB says:

    I hate that I know this, but Kim is lying. There was just recently a KUWK episode where she is in a store looking at deodorant with one of Kourtney’s kids.

    • Kate says:

      Don’t worry. We all just sort of assume if Kim’s mouth is moving, she’s lying but it’s sort of funny that there is evidence to bust her on that one

  12. Frosty says:

    I believe her. She’s petite and add in the ol’ Pinocchio butt and she seems heavier than she is

  13. leigh says:

    But her hips are 50 inches.

  14. Chetta B. says:

    Is there a more self-absorbed individual on the planet? The Kardashians lie about most other things, so I’m calling bull.

  15. laura says:

    Whhhhhhhyyyyyyyy does she need to post a video of this? Why is this noteworthy? It’s just ridiculous how little she has in her life. How about focusing on your kids and their health and development instead of being completely self absorbed? I genuinely don’t understand why she had kids when she has no interest in anything other than herself, I think I’d have more respect for her if she just owned that.

  16. lucy2 says:

    Eh. Call me when she claims to read a book.

  17. lizzie says:

    she is wearing a fleshy bodysuit you guys. that is not her skin.

    • me says:

      Yeah I noticed that too…also that bodysuit is so tight you can see the outline of her belly button !

      • swak says:

        Someone above said she had a corset on, but I couldn’t figure out how her belly button would show through a corset. Body suit makes more sense!

  18. Kate says:

    26 isn’t exactly tiny for her height, same goes for her declared weight.

    I don’t think people get how short some of these celebrities are. 130-140lbs is fairly big for someone 5’2 and under, and yet still on the slim side compared to most Americans. It’s not some kind of imausible brag for Kim to announce these numbers.

    • Jwoolman says:

      I’m 2 inches taller and my normal non-skinny healthy weight is 110 lbs. But I don’t have the extra she’s added in front and back or even her natural endowments in those areas, so I don’t really know what 132 lbs means for her. She doesn’t seem overweight to me except for the purchased breasts and derriĆØre so I don’t know why she obsesses over it. She would look fine if she just wore clothes that fit her rather than squeezing into ones that are too small. I imagine she needs to have everything especially tailored rather than off the rack because she doesn’t have an average shape, although I see women without her money and with large breasts/derriĆØres who look just fine in clothes from regular discount stores. It really is baffling that people with tight budgets can easily dress better than she does.

  19. ReineDidon says:

    I don’t like what she stands for anymore. At first she was stupid but funny. Now she’s like an old porn star exhibing every inch of her deformed body to make us believe she is the ultimate sex symbol. Her sole goal in life is to prove she is sexy. With all her money you could think she would devote her time to something else besides thinking about being sexy and naked.
    Now claims that her husband randomly watches porn during work meetings and her husband “fashion consultant” is accused of rape. And she still stands as the sex symbol of her husband.

    Also, no one cares about your waist. You’re a deformed psycho.

    • Z says:

      I agree with you 100%. I never had any interest in Kim or her family. As a woman Kim is truly embarrassing and only talent is stripping for the camera. She has nothing else to offer yet she claims to be a great business woman. Here is the thing why is it that everything Kim and her family invest in turn to dust?

    • AnnaKist says:

      I also agree. She seems to think that every man on Earth wants her and every woman on Earth wants to be her. She and hubby have a symbiotic union. They’re perfectly suited because they’re both gross. And bonkers.

      And what on earth is she wearing? Are they bike pants? Compression pants as outerwear? With heels? Yep, off her rocker.

  20. me says:

    Well she’s lived with her mom for years so the grocery shopping was probably done for her. Now that she’s in her own house finally, she probably has a staff member do her shopping.

    With regards to her waist size, how is it her waist is smaller now after two kids than it was when she was 14? If you look at old pics, there are a few of her showing off her waist as a teen and it’s wider than it is now. She’s had a lot of lipo, that’s pretty obvious.

  21. Dragonlady sakura says:

    Doth protest too much. Why is Kim always informing the public about her size? What normal person does that? I don’t go screaming to strangers I’m a size 12. šŸ˜­

  22. UCatwoman says:

    I think she’s confusing her waist measurement with her IQ.

  23. Sally says:

    Why does she look like a ghost or hologram in this video but tan in photos??? (Her face) and yes she’s def wearing a corset or body stocking. Remember when Kirstie Alley came out in one? Nice try Kimmie.

  24. EEV says:

    Eh, I buy that she’s 132 lbs. She’s not very tall (quick web search reveals 5’2″ish). I’m 5’5″ and around 142 – and I’ve got a nice layer of ‘insulation’, so to speak. šŸ™‚ So someone a few inches shorter and 10 lbs lighter, yeah, I can see it.

  25. me says:

    A guy on his knees trying so desperately to get Kim’s measurements right, yet her clothes never fit correctly. Go figure.

  26. Whatwhatnot says:

    But we only see about 1/3 of her body in this video. lolol

  27. iseepinkelefants says:

    I guess I’ll buy it. My jean size is 26/25, I’m currently on the fat side right now (for France. I’m 5’6), my waist is higher right? and that is teeny in comparison, so I could see Kim being as big as my jean waistband. And my waistband doesn’t take into account my growing ass and hips šŸ˜”. Spanish genetics and I just 30, I’m turning into a coke bottle. It’s not cool.

    • GoodNamesAllTaken says:

      I went to France and they kept stopping me to search me. Since I’m a size 12, I honestly think it was my weight. They were like, what are you hiding under there? Oh, it’s you. Sorry. Carry on. Lol

      • Tiffany27 says:

        @GNAT: OMG that’s awful!! I want to go to France, but they would surely think I was an American cow if I went over there.

      • Annetommy says:

        Don’t go to Malaysia, I did and felt like King (Queen?) Kong as the women were so petite. I had to get a few extra pairs of panties and only found one pack to fit after searching through the whole department store. I think the sign in that section was marked “for water buffalo” . The shop assistant looked at me pityingly as I paid and slunk out. I felt so depressed I immediately had to go and buy donuts.

  28. isabelle says:

    Until she gets her IQ up a few points, don’t care Kim.

  29. outhousecat says:

    Next to that 86″ azz of course her waist looks small. But if she’s 26″ it’s only because she’s had her lower ribs removed and much lipo. In short, she’s not only stupid, she thinks all of the public is stupid, too. She’s a liar, nothing more.

  30. Gistine says:

    My waist would be that small, too if I had frequent liposuction. Moreover, my ass would be that big if I sucked the fat from my waist and then injected into it. Sham!

  31. Amanda says:

    We can all have super tiny waists with lipo, lasers, those cellulite machines they are attached to almost ever show who knows what else. It’s so embarrassing they try to pass these body parts as natural.

  32. Guest says:

    That ‘s funny. I remeber her going to a grocery store with mason, she asked mason what kind or deodorant she should buy.
    It was actually last season of the show, when Scott and Kourtney were the storyline.
    What a liar.

  33. Tris says:

    I agree with other posters here. If it is the result of lipo or laser or whatever other surgery she’s had, what the hell is the point of celebrating it? Weight loss due to healthy effort, exercise, and will power – yay. Weight loss due to being made almost entirely of plastic – sliding scale from meh to booo.

  34. dana says:

    See the thing that i keep getting drawn back to is… Kim making this about feminism or slut shaming… when really its just her own hang up with her weight. Which by the way, is fine… but own that. Stop making everyone else the bad guy when you’re a bit shallow and very concerned with your baby weight. Gun violence while we measure your waste… sure. She seems obsessed with it and its almost distressing.

  35. Jwoolman says:

    The guy clearly says 26.

    I know nothing about measurements (don’t even know mine), but if there is any doubt- are we sure that’s Kim? She does use a double for modeling her clothes or something. Of course, could be “26 donuts left” for all we know… Honestly, I don’t see how this clip would prove anything. If it is Kim, she just wanted a chance to post herself in her underwear. Does the world really care what her waist size is?

  36. Fred Fontstone says:

    She is fat.

  37. NewWester says:

    What is going on with her knee in that one pic?

  38. Shannon says:

    You can’t see the other half of her body….does anyone else find that strange or questionable? Lol

  39. lilacflowers says:

    Is anyone else grossed out by the coffee cup within inches of the butt crack?

    • Jaxx says:

      I didn’t see the coffee because I couldn’t get over the butt crack! Who has six inches of crack showing when they sit down? Seriously, I was so amazed I got out a mirror and looked at mine. No butt crack showing but a bit of the beginning. I’m sitting on the rest. So how is it possible for her to have six inches of butt crack showing? What kind of photoshop is this?

  40. Veronica says:

    Why do her measurements sound off? She’s only 5’3″. I’d be legitimately surprised if she was much bigger than that. I have four inches on her and measured 30″ when I was at my thinnest (145 pounds), and I wasn’t packing the boobs and ass that she has. We’re used to hearing those numbers associated with hyper slim, 5’10” models, which really skews our perspective on what those measurements look like on normal people.

  41. Mylene-Montreal says:

    its so fake … why we don’t saw her all her body … we just saw the alf …… she lies lies lies

  42. Shannon says:

    In general, I usually have no problem with her or any of the Kardashians. They do their thing, I do mine, whatevs. But I really, REALLY wish she wouldn’t do stuff like this because honestly, I think it only promotes what I can’t stand – which is women pitting themselves against other women in some kind of bizarre “skinny, clothing size, weight, waist size, baby weight loss etc” competition which I don’t think is healthy at all for young women. I mean, it’s great to be healthy, so brag on your good blood test results or your low cholesterol or healthy diet or your exercise, sure. And I don’t mind her nude selfies, it’s great to have confidence. But this “size” sh!t has got to go. So much of it comes down to genetics anyway. Just be healthy and let your body do what it is intended to do, shaped how it’s intended to be shaped. Maybe I’m just old lol

  43. Dee says:

    I swear she posts these outrageous claims so the DM can rave about her ‘hard work’ and others can rip on her. Keeps everyone talking. She doesn’t care if she comes off as a liar. It pays too well.

  44. IcedGreenTeaLatte says:

    I cannot imagine a life built entirely on lies. Lie after lie after lie. Manipulation, games, more lies, and attention seeking behavior in order to stay relevant. Narcissists like Kim and friend to Lucifer, pimp mama k would sacrifice other family members in order to stay in the spotlight. These people are beyond sick and the only way to take them down is to ignore them/cut off there supply.

    • Lady D says:

      “I cannot imagine a life built entirely on lies.” Word. Every lie leads to another lie, on and on ad infinitum. Her children will learn early not to believe anything she says.

    • Mltpsych says:

      I would seriously not notice if Celebitchy stopped posting about them. I would be happy to give you lots of clicks without seeing any of them ever again. Please???