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In case you’re not already suffering from Heidi & Spencer-induced-ralphing, I’m about to make sure that you do. I had been under the mistaken impression that these two were the most over-exposed couple on the planet. And while that’s true, I hadn’t taken into account the fact that they had one thing yet to expose: their bodies. Or in this case, Heidi’s. Probably mostly her implants. While we’ve seen almost everything thanks to her bikini-frolicking music videos, we haven’t been treated/exposed to the entire experience. And yes, I chose “treated” and “exposed” on purpose. Because this is disease-inducing.
Heidi is in the process of negotiating a deal with Playboy so that she can share the one thing she hasn’t shoved in our faces. And of course Spencer is behind the whole thing.
Besides being Mrs. Pratt, Heidi may have another new role in the works: Playboy Playmate! Life & Style can exclusively reveal that Heidi’s in negotiations to pose for magazine.
“She wants to do it,” the insider confirms. “It’s just a matter of working out the details.”
The insider tells Life & Style that Spencer is encouraging her to do it and is working on negotiating a $500,000 deal for his wife.
[From Life & Style Weekly]
$500,000? That’s a pretty good return on her implants. Think about it. Let’s say they cost $10,000. Sure you can get them for less, but I doubt Heidi’s skimping on her boobs. That’s a 50x profit on those suckers. I’m starting to think she’s not so dumb after all.
I kid, I kid. She’s a moron.
Of course Spencer is behind all this. He’s got to be one of the creepiest Svengalis ever. Maybe even more than Sam Lutfi, because as far as we know Sam never got into Britney Spears’ pants. And he certainly didn’t marry her. There is something so skeevy about negotiating to get your new wife on the cover of Playboy. I’m sure it’s been done before, and it certainly doesn’t help that Spencer’s already so creepy to begin with. But seriously, as his first act as husband, the guy’s getting his new wife to take off all her clothes in front of Hugh Hefner. This is supposed to bode well for their future?
Here are Spencer and Heidi in Mexico on the first “honeymoon” after their fake wedding in November. Images thanks to Pacific Coast News.
Written by JayBird
Posted in Heidi Montag, Playboy, Spencer Pratt
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Please make them go away!
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You can’t compare Spencer to Osama because Heidi is just as much in on it as he is. She isn’t drugged stupid-she knows exactly what she’s doing and is loving every second of it.
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She’s got a nice body, at least!
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LOL, didn’t Playboy offer Lindsay $500,000? Playboy is such crap compard to vintage Playboy the women in those pictorials were actually, naturally beautiful.
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Can we just be done talking about these two now? Before there’s an article on here about her spread in Playboy?
*shudder*
That’s something I can live without seeing.
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seriously, who didn’t see this coming? they’re such exhibitionists. wonder wonder what he’ll want her to do after this?
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what a good conservative christian freak she is.. wonder how jesus would feel about that?? hypocrites !!!!!
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As much as I can’t stand them, she does have a fit but still healthy looking body, I will give her that. She could’ve done without the implants, though.
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Wow, what an incredible shock.
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Playboy must really want to go under.
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Spencer may be “working on negotiating a $500,000 deal,” but I’m sure Playboy is saying, “Uh, no, $20,000 tops.” Hell, we all know she’d do it for free for the publicity, since it’s what they live for, anyway.
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So PB’s doing an Equine special? How PETA’ish of them.
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I didn’t realize that ‘singing’ sexual songs and posing for Playboy are aspects of a wholesome, Christian lifestyle.
Silly me.
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I remember I saw a video on youtube or somewhere and the paperazzi asked Spencer if Heidi would ever pose naked and he said, “No, never. It’s against her religion.” I guess he meant the religion she adheres to where she doesn’t take off her clothes until she gets a big enough offer.
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i guess she’d be a good playmate – if she wears a bag over her head.
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you know, the people who say she’s hideous (mostly female on here btw) would probably not even think anything close to that if they were to see her walking on the beach like that in person as if she were a non celeb. i think its her personality that makes her ugly in my opinion, but physically she’s not all bad. esp compared to the average american woman who is more than likely plus size and unhealthy.
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WAIT..! I THOUGHT SHE WAS A CHRISTIAN!
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