Hefner with newer, younger Crystal Harris
Yesterday the news came out that Hugh Hefner supposedly said in an interview to be published in the upcoming issue of LA Confidential Magazine that he missed his old girlfriend Holly Madison and wanted her back. He also semi-dissed his new relationship with now 23 year old co-ed Crystal Harris and said “How serious, and intimate… that works out to be, [with Crystal] well we’ll have to wait and see.” Hefner’s other two new girlfriends are semi-scary 19 year-old belly-baring bottle blonde twins Karissa and Kristina Shannon. The thought of him getting up to anything with those two is just too creepy to bear.
In a new statement to E! News, 83 year-old Hefner calls it “bizarre” that he would want Holly back. I’ve e-mailed LA Confidential to confirm that they have those quotes from Hefner because it’s hard to tell if Hefner is saying that he never gave that interview and that those quotes are made up. The first impression I have is that he’s trying to backtrack here. He says that he wouldn’t trade Crystal for anyone and that it was just her birthday and this news is upsetting to her. Look – he even bought her a puppy:
Hugh Hefner is not sitting in the Playboy Mansion pining away for former girlfriend Holly Madison.
Hef came to me today to clear up new reports that claim—he says, falsely—that he’s trying to win Madison back because she is the true love of his life. “The notion that I would want her back as a girlfriend is bizarre,” he said.Holly is a good friend, but nothing more, he said.
Besides, he’s got his new girls in his life…
“I am now in one of the best relationships in memory with Crystal Harris and the twins,” he said. “I’m not going to screw it up with former girlfriends.”
Shortly after the 83-year-old Playboy mogul and The Girls Next Door (Holly, Kendra Wilkinson and Bridget Marquardt) broke up, he quickly began seeing Harris and 19-year-old sisters Karissa and Kristine Shannon.
“I would not trade Crystal Harris for anybody in the else in the world,” he swooned. “And then this thing comes out and today is Crystal’s birthday…It’s ridiculous.”Hopefully, Hef’s birthday present made her feel better. “I got her a puppy,” he said. “It’s an English Spaniel. It’s absolutely wonderful. We’ve been trying to come up with a name for it.”
[From E! Online’s Marc Malkin]
It’s possible he gave that interview weeks ago when he was actually pining for Holly and before things started to pick up with Harris. Maybe he had just met Harris and that’s why he wasn’t all gung-ho about the relationship yet. That’s cute that he bought her a puppy! I doubt she’ll have 1/2 the personality of any of Hef’s last three girlfriends but adding a cute pet into the mix can only help The Girls Next Door.
Hugh Hefner and Crystal Harris are shown at Aubrey O’Day’s birthday party on 2/12/09. They’re also shown with the twins on 3/21/09. Credit: WENN.com
Okay, he bought her a puppy. That’s cute as hell, but let’s not forget that each passing birthday is a death knell to his relationships. The girls’ birthdays, of course, not Hefner’s. Because once a girl passes into her later twenties, she’s much too old for 83 year old Hef.
He’s already gotten the twins new puppies also. Drrrr.
While I believe that Hef probably isn’t quite ‘pining’ for Holly, $50 bucks says Crystal wrote this herself and sent it to E!
On second thought, the puppy gifts remind me of Ibsen’s A Doll House. He gives them cute, little pets to play with and they are his cute, little pets to play with (until they get to be “of a certain age,” like 26).
Make that 100 bucks HEB
Why would he miss Holly and that really really fake laugh of hers? She just came across as such a phony and boring person on that show. I always thought Holly was jealous of Kendra anyway.
I’m totally grossed out by all of this. Eeewwww
Hef, don’t you think you should spend more time with your children, instead of all these STRANGE boobs, in your final years ? You don’t need to hire new girlfriends, you need to hire a nurse.
Crystal looks a lot older than 23.
The twins are scarey looking. He better lock his bedroom door at night or they will come in a smother him with a pillow as he sleeps
Hef needs to throw in the towel already. All that viagra must not be good for a 100 yr old mans heart.
I have heard reports that Holly and the other girls (but especially Holly) took it up the 2nd hole while the other girls cheered her on to chants of “go daddy”. If any of these three new girls are taking it up the a$$ (most likely Crystal) from the 83 year old.. please tell me, why does this fascinate the world and not make the entire world want to puke?
what a sad world we live in. Hey Hef you’re 84 years old don’t you fear hell at all. I’m 56 and I fear it every day.
GROSS! He’s gross, she’s gross-Eeeeew…
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