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Jessica Seinfeld outside a Kabbalah costume party in early March with Madonna’s beau, Jesus Luz. Credit: PacificCoastNews.com
The National Enquirer has a new story that suggests there’s trouble in haughty paradise for Jerry Seinfeld and his plagiarizing wife, Jessica. Jerry is said to be “freaked out” at how much time Jessica is spending with her friend Madonna, and worries that the aging pop star is “corrupting” the mother of his three children:
[Jerry Seinfeld] is blaming the just-divorced Material Girl for “corrupting” the mother of his three kids, who’s become Madonna’s new BFF, sources tell The Enquirer. “Jerry’s wife Jessica is suddenly spending a lot of her time with Madonna and her new toyboy Jesus Luz, and Jerry is freaked out!” a friend divulged.
“He doesn’t like Jessica staying out until all hours of the night and meeting people he doesn’t know. He’s afraid Madonna is corrupting her.”…
And now Jerry’s fretting that Madonna’s 22-year-old Brazilian beau will bring more hunks to the party.
“Jerry’s worried that with Jesus tagging along, more toyboys will spice things up,” said another insider. “he dreads Madonna encouraging young hotties in tight pants to make nice to his wife.”
[From The National Enquirer, print edition, May 11, 2009]
After the way these two treated the woman whose book Jessica ripped off, I couldn’t give a crap if they broke up or not. Part of me is wishing that they’ll have some kind of high profile divorce in which we learn about all of their transgressions and Jessica is awarded 1/2 of Jerry’s fortune, forcing him to sell off his Porsche collection. That’s an awful thing to say though, so I’ll just feign disinterest in the state of their relationship.
These two met at the gym when Jessica was newly married and didn’t waste any time. She broke up with her poor husband to get together with Jerry. He knows she’s capable of cheating and probably has that in the back of his mind while she’s out partying with Madonna. Serves him right.
Madonna is shown below outside the costume party dressed as her daughter, Lourdes.
Written by Celebitchy
Posted in Jerry Seinfeld, Jessica Seinfeld, Madonna, Photos
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Of course madonna is corrupting his wife, but she is a big girl and can make her own decisions! and I totally agree with how much I hate Jerry and Jessica they are horrible people and deserve to have Madge in their life!
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Although I do think he and his wife deserve each other and wouldn’t wish either of them on anyone else, I’m happy with the idea of Seinfield being freaked out by this.
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ditto, what CB and dorothy said
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He should expect her to cheat. I mean, it’s not like he didn’t know she was a cheater when they got together. It’s called KARMA.
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Did he honestly think she married him because he’s so incredibly sexy?
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I agree. If he had a regular 9-5 job she wouldn’t have given him a second glance. Money gives a man incredible marriage appeal and not that Jerry is that unattractive but he could look like a mud fence without it being a deterrent.
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“mud fence”…heh, heh, heh…
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The man has about 60 Porsches – what does he care what his wife does???
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Looks like the two mud fences found each other. That is a baaaad, baaaad photo of her. She deserves it. What a bunch of clowns.
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How nasty does Vadge’s leg look in the pic above? It’s things like that that remind me, an extra five lbs are more then ok.
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cant turn a ho into a housewife
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Madonna seems to be a very good girlfriend–very loyal. She also suffered some pretty terrible emotional abuse from her first husband and recovered by becoming very female-power oriented. My theory is that Jerry is intimidated by her and thinks she’ll empower his wife.
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Wasn’t she corrupt enough before she ever met Madonna?
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Jerry’s afraid that Madonna’s sluttiness will inspire his wife to follow suit.
But maybe he should be afraid his wife will start dressing like Madonna too.
Be afraid, Jerry. Be very afraid.
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I think Madonna is one of those women who only have women friends that she can manipulate into adoring her and telling her how wonderful she is.
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Madonna looks ridiculous in that photo, is she trying to imitate her daughter Lourdes? When is she going to act her age? I agree with Jerry, she is a bad influence on his wife. I bet they’ll be breaking up soon.
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I just read what the photo says that she was imitating her daugther… although this is not the first time she has under dressed herself.
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If she is such a good friend to her girl buddies, where was she when her BFF Brittany was melting down? Hey they were even kabbalah c*#&s together. They were fine when Ms. Ciccone could steal some of her spotlight, but when home girl could have really used a friend who could give some advice and guidance on how to handle mega-super-stardom, the Detroit diva was nowhere to be found.
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who said jerry is upset? rumors? yes, this is another fluff piece.
maybe now with all the crap thats going on inthe world. we can concentrate our energies on real problems
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I agree with everyone’s comments! A high-profile divorce is waiting for them in the near future.
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Corrupting your wife, Jerry? You mean the wife that completely plagarized the cookbook that she “wrote?”
I think its a little late to worry about her being corrupted.
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