Lindsay Lohan wants to have kids soon, ‘after I get some movies done first’

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Lindsay Lohan has been having a pretty decent year. By that I mean that Lindsay hasn’t been arrested, nor is she still dealing with some years-old legal entanglements or probation, nor is she falling out of clubs on a regular basis. I have no doubt that she’s still the same old Cracken, but she has gotten better at hiding her crack drama. She’s engaged to a young Russian heir, Egor Tarabasov, who seems somewhat shady, or maybe he is just really young. Anyway, since everything’s coming up Lohan, Lindsay decided to give an interview to Vanity Fair about her upcoming 30th birthday, her plans for the future and more. VF notes that the interview was done via email. Some highlights:

Turning 30: “I feel great! Age is only a number, right? I have learned a lot over time. I am in a wonderful place in life and look forward to the near and far future and projects that I am working on.

Whether she has any ‘I want to run a marathon’ dreams for this birthday: “I have run a lot of marathons over the years, so to speak. I am in the process of writing a book, and I am very excited to share my personal experiences in life and how to overcome obstacles. I hope that my words will connect with those who need some guidance when [or] if they are in a tough place. I am grateful that I have a voice, which I can now feel comfortable using as a platform to let people know that we all have ups and downs in life, and we can all come up from the downs if we get in touch with our inner self and spiritual side.

Her plans for the next decade: “Making more films, writing my book, starting my charity, working with children a lot. Maybe having some of my own soon—after I get some movies done, first.

What brings her joy: “Travel, experience, sharing my love with someone special, meditation, being happy with good people around me, [and] spending time with my family.

Her regrets: “I wouldn’t call things regrets, per se. I can’t turn back time. But if I could, I would have listened more to my mother and gone back home to N.Y.C. earlier in life and chosen my friends more wisely.

What she would tell her younger self:
“I can’t say that I would have listened then, haha. My mother taught me to always be humble, and that is something I live by still today, so I would say that. I would also probably say don’t go too fast. Pay attention to the people you surround yourself with and make sure they have honest intentions. Put yourself first, and just breathe. Be happy and always be grateful for the moment you have in front of you. Be here, now.

[From Vanity Fair]

She would have “gone back home to N.Y.C. earlier in life and chosen my friends more wisely”? That strikes me as the same old Lohan narrative, that all of Lindsay’s drama was just the result of “bad influences” and “being in LA.” Which is such crap, to this day. I chuckled at “My mother taught me to always be humble, and that is something I live by still today…” Cracken, please. For years, she’s been as arrogant and entitled as they come! As for Lindsay thinking about having children after she gets some films done… well, I’ve been thinking that she would want to lock down Egor with a baby sooner rather than later. Will it happen? Hm… I bet Dina is telling her to get knocked up in a hurry.

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  1. Mia V. says:

    Run, Egor, run.

    • smith says:

      I wish she’d stop blowing those dirty pirate kisses.

      Listen closely, that’s the sound of the entire population of earth … ducking.

    • Frida says:

      He’s got some nice coke stains on that suit.

  2. Megan says:

    The delusion is strong in this one.

  3. MinnFinn says:

    Her face looks so different. Is it Botox or plastic surgery?

    • freebunny says:

      Both I think.

    • burnsie says:

      I’m guessing Botox. Whatever it is, it makes her look a lot more like Dina

    • Flowerchild says:

      It looks like she got an eye job, another nose job, and fuller lips as well as Botox. She looks like an alien with all the work she got done.

      • AnnieRUOk says:

        I second the alien-ness. She looks like Voldermort. Why is she still blowing kisses at photogs with those hideous lips?

  4. Amy says:

    He looks Saudi imo.

    • Mickey says:

      You’re probably correct. He has never seen a woman without a burka until Cracktastic, cut the little prince a break. He should fly to Las Vegas and bang a couple of hookers like the rest of their nasty little royal family.

      • Madisyn says:

        “He should fly to Las Vegas and bang a couple of hookers . . .”

        Uh Mickey, Lil Egor is banging a hooker NOW, one who specializes in rough trade. Why do you think she’s been covered in bruises for YEARS? It aint from falling down drunk or running into furniture. How do you think she’s been living a jet-set lifestyle for the last few years? She ADMITTED she was beyond broke in 2013. (it was on her reality show) Private jets, luxury travel, 5-star accommodations, not to mention feeding her ‘habits’? How many Middle Eastern “friends” does she have that have yachts who you NEVER see? Not that many. . . .

  5. Tate says:

    Oh Lindsay, the movie days are long over.

    • Little Darling says:

      “Movies done” is clearly code for something else in Lindsey language.

      • MrsBPitt says:

        I looked up her IMBD, and she has one movie in post-production…about a werewolf! HA And, nothing upcoming…..she better have that baby…poor kid…And as for writing a book (I bet she can barely READ a book) Who the Hell in God’s green earth would want to read a book written by this lunatic…I’m sure, it’s going to be a true and real account of her life so far….we all believe anything this delusional, liar says…

      • Mia4s says:

        Well considering what she used to refer to as “work”, I don’t think I want to know!

        The delusion is staggering. She talks like she thinks if she just says it out loud, she will be back on the short list in Hollywood. Well she might be on the long list; behind every community theater actress in California, all the Universal Studios tour guides , and that girl who works the counter at In/Out burger in Burbank. 😉

      • Flowerchild says:

        Ya I rolled my eyes at her ” Making more films, writing my book, starting my charity, working with children a lot.” Lindsay she not me allowed anywhere near children and needs to be clean and sober for about 10 years before even thinking about having kids.

    • NotSoSocialButterfly says:

      Not on Egor’s dime, they aren’t!

  6. meme says:

    what exactly is she starting “her charity” with? she doesn’t work; she’s kept. and who paid her money to write a book? all she knows is how to get other people to foot her bills. and there are no movies in her future. what a delusional cracken.

    whatever you do, please don’t spawn

    • boredblond says:

      Maybe that will be the subject of the book..how to live really well on someone else’s dime..if she learned ‘parenting skills’ from her mom, I pity her child

    • swak says:

      She may be writing a book but that doesn’t mean anyone will publish it. Notice she doesn’t say anything about a publisher.

      • mickey says:

        The title of her book is ‘Diary of an illiterate Crack head’. I believe that the children are the future, but i believe her children, sadly, will be the future of Corrections, Probation and Parole. There is an outside chance the unfortunate bastards could survive long enough to write ‘Mommie Dearest 2’, or ‘Crackzilla destroys London’.

  7. freebunny says:

    She can try to do a movie with Depardieu.

  8. Joss RED says:

    “Her plans for the next decade”: “(… ) working with children, teaching them how to smoke crack, shoplifting without getting caught, like, all the things my mom has taught me.”

  9. Miss E says:

    She needs to add buying a bra to her to-do list.

  10. Laura says:

    I wish her the best but for real she needs to stop blaming the people around her.
    Her finance is so creepy looking.

    • Macscore says:

      Great typo here, unintentional or not! (Creepy finance, yup).
      It’s been a long spell without any Lindsay shenanigans – so I was blown away by her appearance this time – WTF has she done to her face?!

  11. Tough Cookie says:

    Please let there be a book. Please please please. With that kissy face on the cover. And then a bio-pic starring herself.

  12. Mia4s says:

    Wants to have children after making a few more movies? So never then? Thank heaven for small mercies.

    She really does think she can still salvage a career doesn’t she? Sure maybe a micro-budget D picture that gets no real release…but that’s not what she wants is it? Watch your trust fund Egor!

  13. Calico Cat says:

    WHAT kind of movies? Are we talking Vivid? I think even they have standards!

  14. greenmonster says:

    Sure, when I’mdown I’ll buy a book by Lindsay Lohan who doesn’t even admit that SHE has a problem. She puts the blame on places or other people, but it was never her! You can’t recover from an addiction without accepting your own actions. That is something Lindsay has NEVER done. If she would sit down in an interview and be like “Look, I made tons of mistakes. Huge mistakes. I made bad choices. I ruined my career. I lied. I was a mess. I hurt other people.” Then I would think she has something to say, that might be worth listening to.

  15. NeoCleo says:

    She is rapidly aging. I was still being carded for alcohol through my thirties. She looks like a dowager here. I hope she is going to be alright. I don’t have a lot of respect for her but I don’t wish her ill and there is something not right about this whole relationship that makes me uneasy.

    • Dlo says:

      Yes, something very off about him and their relationship. Gives me the creeps

    • Laura says:

      I wish her the best too. If you look at her recent swimsuit pix with him, she doesn’t even seem to like him. The body language is very off.

    • crtb says:

      She makes me sad. I remember the Parent Trap. She was such a pretty and talented your actress. By the time she turn 20, she was drugged out, wash out, broke, used, abused and looked twice her age. Not all of her fault. She had crazy parents who benefited from her crazy, addictions and failure. think this new fiancé is just another leech who likes having his name attached to someone famous. I hope she can settle down with someone who truly loves her, live a drug free healthy life out of the limelight. I wish her no malice

      • Ican't says:

        Lindsey is also a leech, she using him for his money to support her habit and lifestyle.

  16. ChellySweets says:

    Is she aware that there is NO drinking or drugging while pregnant??? 9 months sober would be a serious challenge for her in itself

  17. Squiggisbig says:

    I hope she does write a book because it was hilarious how vehemently every man on her list of lovers that was “leaked” denied being with her!

  18. Dragonlady sakura says:

    This flake does not need to be anyone’s mother. I wouldn’t trust a Lohan with a goldfish, let alone an innocent impressionable child.

  19. KJ says:

    Does she have to do that blowing a kiss pose at every event?

  20. JH82DC says:

    She looks like she’s turning 40, it’s terrible. She had so much promise when she first started–she was more talented than a lot of the actresses her age when they all came out. It’s sad she was used as the bread winner for her family. It’s sad neither one of her parents was an actual adult when she needed it the most. I’ve always had a soft spot for her, even though she needs help. I just want to hug her, and then like, slap her and tell her to wake up–then enroll her in boot camp and some counseling. I would be her biggest cheerleader if she made a real effort, and succeeded, in cleaning her self up and overhauling her lifestyle. Robert Downey did it, and plenty of people did–and it even resulted in a career boost for them. If she got her sh*t straight, and cleaned up, she has talent–she could have a career comeback and have a much better life. It’s never too late Lindsey, you’re only 30!!!

  21. Kells-Bells says:

    No drinking, no pills, and no smoking while pregnant – someone needs to explain that to her.
    If she’s writing a book in her current mindset, it would be a behind the scenes look into crazy and sad.
    JH82DC – Many people in their 40s, including me, look much younger and healthier than Lindsay – same for many people in thier 50s.
    Addiction, especially untreated, ages a person.

  22. Ever says:

    I don’t keep up with her too much, I’ve always found the talk around her very sad; but I just came to say I think she looks really good! Or better than she has In a long time.

    I grew up with a lot of people in my family who suffered at their own hands with addiction issues. Some of them still do, decades into their life, but I have one uncle in particular who’s been sober now for two years; the longest time since he was a teenager, and he’s in his fifties. I guess I just want to believe that everyone will grow up sometime and learn from their mistakes. That clearly doesn’t always happen, but bless her for trying.

    She’s got hustle, that’s for damn sure.

  23. AntsOffTheScent says:

    That whole interview reads like the worst OK Cupid profile ever… so vapid

  24. K says:

    I really despise the way the writers on this site speak about people with addiction. Referring to someone a “Cracken” is just disgusting. Yes, she’s struggled and made mistakes but she seems to be turning her life around. If people could learn to be a little more empathetic at the very least with others’ struggles, the world would be a better place.

    • anon33 says:

      Two words: GOSSIP SITE. if you’re looking for sensitive commentary, you’ve come to the wrong place.

      And “mistakes” are one thing; consistently endangering other people’s lives is another.

      Also, “Cracken” is a very specific mythological term that was used in reference to a series of pictures of Lindsay emerging from the ocean circa 2011-2012 and looking, like, well, what the word means. (I think by Michael K at Dlisted, originally?) It actually has nothing to do with her consuming crack, so next time, do some research before you jump down people’s throats.

    • Bridget says:

      Since when is being an a-hole an addiction?

    • caitlinK says:

      K: I don’t see any evidence at all that Lindsay is “turning her life around.” Just b/c she has inflated and purely delusional ambitions, per usual, for herself, is certainly not indicative of any positive change–or change at all. She is still an egomaniacal narcissist, with not even a passing acquaintanceship w humility. That is the reason people on this site–many of them–dislike her so: she is a very mean, self centered woman. She lies, steals, treats those “beneath” her quite poorly, and in general, lives as though the world revolves around her life alone. Her addiction is NOT the reason why people here dislike her; in fact, it seems to be the ONLY reason for the empathy that some are able to still muster for her. Addiction IS terrible, almost everyone agree w that, and people on this site occasionally express concern for hers, and the desire that she overcome her drug and alcohol abuse. However, it’s Lindsay’s *personality* that has most people out of sympathy for her–and out of hope that she *will* ever try to triumph over her addictions. I’m a recovering alcoholic, and I don’t find anyone here to write in a remotely “disgusting” or disdainful way about addiction; in fact, many write w profound empathy and understanding. It’s Lindsay herself we’re out of patience and respect for, as she continues to live in the same destructive, selfish manner, and blames everyone else, still, for her conduct, past and present.

  25. Loo says:

    My biggest problem with Lohan isn’t her addition. It’s her mean spirited and bratty attitude.

    I hope she is off drugs but that doesn’t mean that I have to like her. I don’t like people who are entitled jerks.

  26. Ican't says:

    The last question filled with gems.

    “My mother taught me to always be humble.”😅😂 I don’t think she knows what the word humble mean.

    “Put yourself first” O Lindsay that’s all you ever do, you show no regard for other people well being.

    “Pay attention to the people you surround yourself with and make sure they have honest intentions. ” says the person who lies, cheats and steals from friends, film sets and strangers. Not to mention who doesn’t pay her lawyers, assistance, hotel bill, rent and so on….

    One thing that is clear is that Lindsay hasn’t change at all.

  27. Josefina says:

    She just makes me sad and angry. Sad, because she is clearly a very ill and insecure person. Angry, because she’s been given countless opportunities to get back on track and still goes down the same road.

  28. Her arm is bruised..

  29. Erica_V says:

    It’s still so clear she can’t accept any responsibility for her past struggles. It’s ALWAYS LA’s fault or the people she surrounded herself with, etc. etc. etc. etc.

  30. Shannon says:

    I really don’t care if she accepts responsibility publicly or not for her own role in her past mistakes. She doesn’t owe me anything. She’s struck me as a sad but infuriating figure for a long time but if she’s grown up (and people can and *do* change as they age) then I’m happy for her. I truly hope she really has because I don’t wish anything bad on her. Addiction is a very scary place, I’m sure, and being surrounded by enablers couldn’t have helped. I hope she really and truly is better. If she’s not, I hope she holds off on having children and focuses on maintaining a healthy lifestyle for a while.

  31. Heather says:

    Yeah, I can’t imagine what the attraction is, well for her, it’s obvious. She’s had financial troubles for a while now. She’s vile. She really has thrown away every fourth and fifth opportunity. Other people go to jail (Downey comes to mind) for the stuff she gets a slap on the wrist for. Which means she can still act. BLECH.

    • Jwoolman says:

      He also may be her ticket to stay in London. He’s been there a long time. Things might change with Brexit, though. Depends on his legal status and what happens with his work. The financial sector seems to be planning to jump to Europe. Anyway, without a fiancé she might have trouble staying.

  32. Heather says:

    What’s up with her face? God she was so cute when younger. It’s terrifying.

  33. Nik says:

    No babies because there are no movies coming. She’s high is the only truth she speaks

  34. Bridget says:

    How incoherent is she that she couldn’t even conduct a phone interview? What did they do, subcontract this questionnaire to an NYU student?

  35. Bettyrose says:

    Is there even one tiny chance that her book would be an expose on the Hollywood predators who abused her and the parents who let it happen?

  36. Jay Elle says:

    I may be alone in my sentiment, but I like this Lindsay. It sounds like she’s done a lot of reflecting. I understand what she’s saying and I think it is smart. I hope she continues on with this path of self-love.