“Chloe Moretz & Brooklyn Beckham are going full Tiddles these days” links

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Chloe Moretz & Brooklyn Beckham are getting pap’d a lot these days. [Moe Jackson]
Rihanna & Drake are still hooking up but probably not dating. [LaineyGossip]
Louis Tomlinson wants 50/50 custody of his kid. [Dlisted]
Jessica Williams takes down the Bernie bros. [Pajiba]
What’s up with Zac Efron’s hair? [Go Fug Yourself]
Carla Bruni will slit her husband’s throat if he cheats. [Jezebel]
Serbia’s Viktor Troicki had a meltdown at Wimbledon. [The Blemish]
Alex Skarsgard really doesn’t want to talk about marrying Alexa Chung. [Wonderwall]
Married At First Sight is getting a spinoff show. [Starcasm]
Blac Chyna’s dad is talking about his daughter. [ICYDK]
Why didn’t Ned Stark ever tell Catelyn the truth about Jon Snow? [Mashable]

We hope everyone has a safe & happy Independence Day! We’ll be doing some light posting on Sunday & Monday, and we’ll be back to a regular schedule on Tuesday.

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  1. Hudson Girl says:

    I love that, “Going Full Tiddles” is now an official term!

    • Ankhel says:

      “Going full Tiddles” sounds like an irreverent way of saying that grandpa is increasingly in need of watching, and new pants…

      I love it.

    • Bonzo says:

      Not to be confused with going “Full Cumberbatch”. That involves a shotgun wedding.

  2. Tiffany says:

    This Louis custody is going to get good gossip wise but real world wise, that poor baby. Kids having kids but one has more money and the other thought a happy family and extravagant lifestyle was coming as well. The reality is, babies are forever.

  3. Ankhel says:

    Both Carla Bruni and Sarkozy are well known de Cheaters from Infidelityville, so now I’m looking forward to the high profile murder trial. *Rubs hands*

    • Bettyrose says:

      I feel like something got lost in translation. Like, she really said “You can’t cheat in an open relationship. We both have side pieces and we’re good with that,” but the English translation came across as a threat to slice him open. Languages, you know?

      • Don't kill me I'm French says:

        No,she really said that if Sarkosy cheats on her,she would kill him.
        Before this interview,she also said that before Sarko,she never was faithful or monogamous

  4. KHLBHL says:

    Er….Brooklyn “Decker”? Not Beckham?

    Aaaaand now I feel foolish that I know this. And about these C-list people. Whyyyy.

    *goes off to read some Kierkegaard*

    Hmm. Ironic that he’s the first philosopher I thought of in this situation.

    • Ankhel says:

      Maybe she was thinking about Black and Decker when she wrote it? You know, the power tools? If so, I believe that’s what’s called a freudian slip.

    • megs283 says:

      Ha! I noticed that too…and thought there must be another article about Brooklyn Decker, because that man could NOT be a Beckham baby. Aren’t those kids still 5 or 7 or something?

  5. GreenTurtle says:

    Chloe, hon, if you’re going to call the paps, don’t do it on a day when you have camel toe.

    • Cdoggy says:

      I was just going to say this same thing. Also, she’s such a pretty girl, but it looks like she has no neck at all in these pics. He also has the same haircut as my football boyfriend had in 1995.

    • Colette says:

      I really doubt she called the paps since neither of them seems to be happy to see them.

      • Cam says:

        Think she’s disgusted with it, really. Don’t know about him. He rarely shows any emotion.

      • Don't kill me I'm French says:

        Since 2/3 months( since she is Beckham’s official GF) ,she is in Daily Mail almost every day .

    • Little Darling says:

      She just has awful legging style choices. Not just this pair.

      • Twinky says:

        Is there ever an instance when leggings are a good style choice? Just wondering…….

    • InvaderTak says:

      Not camel toe. Her thighs meet or some close to so she gets a v shape there. It happens. I have it too. Camel toe has a w shape there. And even so who cares? God forbid a woman’s privates be outlined at all under her clothing. We’re not mannequins.

  6. Bess says:

    For a teenage couple, they are Extremely public about their relationship. Seems strange that they would want to be like that.

    • Colette says:

      What teenage couple is NOT public about their relationship? They are all on IG,snap chat,etc

    • Talie says:

      It’s actually incredibly fitting for teens to be so out there. Haha But I think it’s cute in a way.

  7. ###stainless says:

    Woooooowzeeers!!!!!#@brooklyn b looks soooooooo much like his papa at that age….fainting already

  8. princessbuttercup says:

    Not that I don’t enjoy Swiddles and the public performance that comes with them, but Brooklyn and Chloe are teens in young love, I hope people give them a break. The you’re-my-everything-OMG relationship is exactly what you fall into at that age.

    • Tiffany says:

      And then the break up and make up along with the emotional attitude when it happens. Ahhh, teenage love.

  9. Harryg says:

    Ok, I have to say it, they are annoying.

  10. OhDear says:

    I don’t want to be *that* person, but Bruni’s comments in that link are gross.

    • Ankhel says:

      Yup. Gross and foolish. Unbelievable that she talks in public about making death threats to her partner, like it’s a smart tip. Their relationship can’t be healthy, and they both look bad because of it. Also, all of France know they weren’t divorced from their old partners when they first met, so why lie about it?

      • Don't kill me I'm French says:

        Sarkosy was divorced when he met her and she was not with the father of her son anymore.

      • Ankhel says:

        You are right about Bruni being single when she and Sarkozy met. My bad, I was thinking about Sarkozy’s second wife, who was married to his friend, while Sarkozy was married also (Sarkozy officiated at his friend’s wedding…)

        Still, Sarkozy married Bruni just a few months after he left his wife, and he had a history of overlapping relationships. Some media sources sensibly didn’t buy the official story, which was that he and Bruni had met and married in a little over two months – just as he and his second wife were divorced.

  11. Norman Bates' Mother says:

    I’m not much for oversharing, but in this case – it’s better that the new trend among child actors transitioning into adulthood (Chloe, Ariel Winter, Bella Thorne etc.) seems to be famewhoring rather than going full Lohan. If they are busy being followed by paps and posing for 1000 Instagram photos, there’s hope they won’t be doing crack and stealing jewelery.

    • Bettyrose says:

      ITA! Plus, it’s nice to see the youngins acting like typical teens, even if they are calling the paps (which as someone said above is hardly different than living on snapchat).

  12. neelyo says:

    So who’s going to keep up the 4th of July holiday weekend tradition and announce their divorce at 3 PM today?

    • Tiffany :) says:

      Good prediction! I forgot that always happens.

    • Tiffany says:

      You called it Neelyo. Elizabeth Gilbert (Eat, Pray, Love ) announced.

      • Chanteloup says:

        Uh, oh.
        I forsee another crappy book destined for release in the near future, and Julia Roberts frantically dialing her agent.
        ” Eat, Cry, Puke from the sound of that braying laugh one more time – It’s made for me!”

      • Chanteloup says:

        sorry double post

  13. squirrelgirl says:

    I’m so excited no kardashian stories today!!!

  14. MSat says:

    I can’t hate on Chloe – she looks so much like my 16-year-old daughter, I have a soft spot for her! My daughter gets mistaken for her all the time, and she gets mad about it. People ask her, “Excuse me, are you Hit Girl?” and she says, “Who is Hit Girl?”

  15. Jujokki says:

    They might go Full Tiddles, but these two are actually teenagers, so..

  16. Americano says:

    I saw Chloe Moretz on my flight with her brother. She is much more beautiful in real life. She really isn’t very photogenic. Her brother is gorgeous too.

  17. LAK says:

    They’ve grown!!! They are so cute.