illustration from Gallery of the Absurd
- Britney Spears pole dance video breakdown [Hollywood Rag]
- A stricken Britney strikes a pose [Gallery of the Absurd]
- Jenna Elfman had a baby on July 23, a boy named Story Elias [DListed]
- Jaime Pressly wears a slutty outfit and blue eyeshadow on her birthday. She probably did say those obnoxious things about people who adopt for vanity reasons [The Grumpiest]
- Britney Spears is officially divorced, child custody battle still pending [I’m Not Obsessed]
- I Know Who Killed Me is unintentially hilarious [Pajiba]
- Cute Bastardly lady of the day, Jena [Bastardly]
- Johnny Depp to produce and star in a movie based on an autobiographical book by Hunter S Thompson (Does anyone else think this guy was murdered and didn’t commit suicide?) [ICYDK]
- Blind Item: which actress’ weight gain is being blamed on her scoundrel ex-boyfriend who knocked her up? [Evil Beet]
- Do Sean Preston Federline and Kingston Rossdale look alike? [Celebslam]
- Jimmy Fallon to Replace Conan O’Brien [Just Jared]
- Faith Hill yells at audience member for grabbing her husband’s balls [yeeeah]
- Christopher Walken likes to pretend that it’s his birthday [The Blemish]
- The Brits thanks the Americans for taking the Beckhams off their hands [Agent Bedhead]
- Kirsten Dunst And Johnny Borrell Are Over [Crazy Days and Nights]
- Christy Turlington in V Magazine [popbytes]
- Diddy is no longer the shit in the south of France [Bossip]
- Elizabeth Hasselbeck says she peed in her daughter’s diapers while stuck in traffic. At least she has an excuse, she’s pregnant. [Gabsmash]
- The Two Coreys premiered on A&E Sunday at 10pm [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
- Hilary Duff on coke to lose weight? [CelebWarship]
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- Stardust premiere with Michelle Pfeiffer and Claire Danes [PopSugar]
- Usher’s dad is a shoplifting crackhead and his estranged fiance Tameka got arrested in 2005, not that long ago [Rhymes with Snitch]
- Jenna Jameson wants Scarlet Johansson to play her in a movie based on her autobiography [Glitterati]
- Jessica Alba wanted to marry Cash Warren and that’s why they broke up, because he wasn’t ready to commit [Derek Hail]
- Jennifer Garner at the farmer’s market with Violet Affleck [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
- Pete Doherty back with the woman he dated before Kate Moss [Socialite’s Life]
- Garrison Lane is due to be sentenced for his guilty plea for DUI and vehicular manslaughter on Thursday [Lifeline Live]