Hugh Hefner confirms Heidi Montag will appear in Playboy

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Hugh Hefner has confirmed that Heidi Montag will indeed be stripping down to pose for Playboy. Though she’ll just be baring her boobs – no ladybits for Heidi – don’t forget, she’s classy. And the reason for it all? Why, it’s Spencer, naturally. No, not because he’s made her do it so he can profit off his wife’s fame/surgically-enhanced assets. Spencer would obviously never do that sort of thing. No this is all Heidi – she’s doing this for him as a wedding present. Though I’m not sure if the present is supposed to be her naked on the cover of Playboy, or the $500,000.

Heidi Montag wants to give her new hubby Spencer Pratt an original wedding gift, which is why she’s going to strip down naked and pose for Playboy magazine.

As Hollyscoop previously reported, the self-proclaimed Christian girl is currently in talks to bank $500,000 to strip for the popular men’s magazine.

While Heidi is staying mum on the subject, Hugh Hefner spoke to Hollyscoop about the big news at Playboys 50th Annual Playmate Announcement ceremony in Las Vegas this past weekend.

When asked about the rumored shoot, Hef smiled and told Hollyscoop, “I think she is going to be.”‘

We hear that Montag won’t be stripping down entirely though. She’ll reportedly only have her breasts exposed, which makes those puppies worth $250K each.

[From Hollyscoop]

Hmm, I think I would pay about a dollar to see Heidi’s boobs. We’ve pretty much seen all of them, thanks to her incessant bikini wearing. I figure all that’s left are the nipples, and those aren’t worth more than a 50 cent piece to me. Each.

Every time I think Heidi and Spencer have run out of things to exploit, they come up with something new. I will give them this: their lack of dignity means they’ll hawk and promote anything. And in this economy, it’s good not to be too proud. Of course when the market picks up and things get better and Heidi and Spencer are still shamelessly promoting Millions of Milkshakes and their local mattress store (both real examples, by the way), they’re going to have to come up with a new justification for wh*ring themselves out at every opportunity.

Here’s Heidi posing for paparazzi on her honeymoon in Mexico on April 29th. Images thanks to Pacific Coast News.

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  1. boomchakaboom says:

    If they ever figure out a way to cosmetically repair facial expressions that say “I’m dumb as a box of rocks”, this Heidi person MUST be #1 on the list of recipients.

  2. Nicole says:

    She won’t show off her bottom parts b/c she has herpes.

  3. kiki says:

    Porn is in her Future

  4. Ruth says:

    Posing for Playboy is “original”! Who would’ve thunk?

  5. the original kate says:

    i can only hope that heidi will strangle spencer with that rope and then turn it on herself.

  6. Jean says:

    Who needs any other proof that Hef is now senile? He otherwise would know the whole world has already seen every bit of HM already.

  7. Maritza says:

    Heidi and Spencer will soon be doing porn movies, those two love the attention!

  8. Kylie says:

    Well she has tried to turn herself into Bridget from the Girls Next Door!

  9. Spike says:

    Be careful how you pose Heidi-ous; your tiny brain is spilling out!

  10. Kat says:

    Oh good grief, stop the insanity !! Restrain yourself, and tell everyone NOT TO BUY THAT ISSUE OF PLAYBOY. Don’t encourage these idiots. Wait until the next issue to buy.

  11. Steve says:

    Fake nose (ugly), fake tits (were saggy-ukk), I will pass.