Pauly D and Aubrey O’Day are done, but Aubrey might not know it yet

House Of CB Flagship Store Launch
What appeared to be a match made in reality television heaven has bitten the dust. . Jersey Shore alum (and un-ironic Affliction t-shirt wearer), Pauly D., and former Danity Kane singer, Aubrey O’Day, are no longer a thing. The 32-year-old singer and 36-year-old DJ hooked up while filming the E! reality show/trainwreck Famously Single. The couple have had their ups and downs since and did break up for a bit earlier this summer.

There has been no official word of the demise of this union, but TMZ noted that Pauly has removed all of the pictures of his former flame from his social media, so now it’s all selfies and self-promotion on Pauly’s Instagram. Aubrey, who is currently in England filming Celebrity Big Brother, seems completely unaware that she’s now a single lady. She posted a photo of Pauly with her dogs on Instagram prior to leaving for Jolly Old England with a caption calling Pauly her “dearest hubby” #awkward

And they seemed so happy. The show’s season finale, which airs tonight on E!, features Aubrey boasting about the now former couple’s amazing sex life, which she attributes to Pauly’s decision to pierce his…ummm…manhood. In a display of TMI, Aubrey boasts about Pauly’s new addition, adding that “It triggers the right spots.” Yuck.

I never looked at Pauly D. when he was on Jersey Shore and thought he was Prince Charming, but what kind of chicken s–t nonsense is this? That is so cold. I do wonder what happened to make Pauly make such a permanent, prominent uncoupling move. But, you never know, Aubrey could find true love on her new reality venture. A quick look at the cast of Celebrity Big Brother – the only other person I’ve ever heard of there is Frankie Grande – reveals a man named Stephen Bear who starred on some British MTV reality show called Ex on the Beach. He dated a cast mate on that show and recently broke up with her – and he kind of looks like a douche. Cupid, do your stuff!

House Of CB Flagship Store Launch

Celebrity Big Brother 2016 Live Launch

Summer 2016 Celebrity Big Brother contestants

Photo credit: WENN.com, Getty Images

You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed.

30 Responses to “Pauly D and Aubrey O’Day are done, but Aubrey might not know it yet”

Comments are Closed

We close comments on older posts to fight comment spam.

  1. Krista says:

    I have no opinion other than about the little triangles of boob cut out of her dress. I cannot. Will never unsee.

    • Kitten says:

      The dress, the plastic surgery, the makeup, the terrible extensions…

      I’m all for women wearing whatever makes them feel good about themselves but that dress is just ill-fitting and her entire look is simply unfashionable and dated.

      But I have a feeling Aubrey doesn’t care about looking fashionable, she just wants to look like her interpretation of “hot and sexy” so meh.

    • NotSoSocialButterfly says:

      What in the over-contoured hell is up with that face? Damn you, Kim Kartrashian for this abomination de maquillage. My daughter calls it “glazed donut face.” So gross.

      • BTownGirl says:

        Your daughter is cracking me up!! Remember when she was on Making The Band and looked fresh and adorable and WTF GIRL WHAT DID YOU DO TO YOUR FACE?!?!

  2. Moxie Remon says:

    Well, she does now cause you told her.

    • yellowrocket says:

      She’s in the British big brother house for several weeks with no access to the outside world so she won’t know until she gets out.

      • Lynnie says:

        That’s so mean on Pauly’s part 😢. I have a feeling the Big Brother execs will tell her though if only to create more drama.

  3. QQ says:

    Shocking, A guy with a random’s Baby, who djs and greases and lifts his hair is just Dumping you in such an auspicious manner….said No One Ever!!! straight up looking like John Boehner’s Rebelliously overtanning Oldest son this guy is not yet in his 40s but looking at his face you wouldn’t know THAT

    • Taiss says:

      All that tanning he’s been doing since he was a teenager. I liked him on jersey shore, I’m kind of sad for him that the others have grown up and he’s still doing the same thing, just less relevant.

      • Erica_V says:

        He is making millions DJing tho. I think he’s doing financially the best out of all the Shore kids.

    • HH says:

      I love when celebrities are so irrelevant, that you catch up on the old news while learning the new stuff. I didn’t know they were a couple until people started reporting on the breakup.

    • Beckysuz says:

      QQ!!! John Boehner was attending a cocktail party at the restaurant I work at this past weekend…he’s soooo orange! I thought of you and your Boehner scale when I saw him:)

      • QQ says:

        I.could. die Beckysuz?!!!?! Was he Maroon or more like Burnished Orange? Or cheeto bright?!?

  4. KittenFarts says:

    Aubrey used to be so pretty back in the day. She’s really done her face wrong!!! I’m sure there’s more to this than meets the eye. Pauly has always been a nice guy, or so it seemed.

    • susiecue says:

      32 years old? If that’s true she really done wrong.

    • Tate says:

      I didn’t know who she was so just googled it. Damn! She was so cute back in the day. Does not even look like the same person now. 😩

  5. yellowrocket says:

    Nooooo bear is a douchebag. Even more of a douchebag than pauly. I’m watching celebrity big brother Aubrey seems like a nice girl. Renee from mob wives is on it too and she is terrifying.

    • Taiss says:

      I’ve only seen Bear on “ex on the beach”, at first I thought he was an douche but I ended liking him when he got with Vicky.

      I just can’t believe that after appearing on one season of a show, these people are qualified to be “celebrities”, well I know real celebrities wouldn’t go to these shows but they should call it another name.

      • mp says:

        I’ve seen Ex on the Beach, and yeah, he’s an idiot.

        What I can’t believe is that we actually know all this stuff….not gonna lie, i love all these shows 😀

  6. iseepinkelefants says:

    The only thing I care about is Big Brother being back. I’m trash I know but hopefully uploaders have begun doing their thing because I can’t watch it in Paris 🙁

  7. Tia Maria says:

    Please not Stephen Bear Aubrey! He is the absolute definite of douche canoe.

  8. Cara says:

    This girl now looks like a hardened 45…step away from the precocious plastic surgery, ladies…😣

  9. Maire3 says:

    My only takeaway from this: Pauly D has a Prince Albert

  10. Squirrelgirl says:

    Ugh… I hate that I know this but I just checked aubreys instagram and Pauly D commented on her latest photo saying “kill it baby I know you will!”

    • BTownGirl says:

      It’s okay, I did too…let’s hold hands and get through this together. I’m deep in Jersey Shore gifs as well, if it makes you feel any better.

  11. FingerBinger says:

    Pauly wasn’t ever Prince charming. He just wasn’t as bad Ronnie and the situation.

  12. Kate says:

    Hold the phone. Pauly D is nearly 40?!

  13. Pandy says:

    Sadly, I have watched their romance … she comes on SO strong … and he treats her like crap.

  14. leah says:

    Maybe they fought over the mrror one too many times?