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		<title>By: Tutor Go Home</title>
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		<dc:creator>Tutor Go Home</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 14 May 2010 18:37:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>haha She&#039;s OK!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>haha She&#8217;s OK!
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		<title>By: filthycute</title>
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		<dc:creator>filthycute</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 09 May 2009 20:57:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>300 bucks for Jesus&#039; spray tan, 3000 for her face lift, and she couldn&#039;t spend 3 bucks for some anti-perspirant? Dumb hag.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>300 bucks for Jesus&#8217; spray tan, 3000 for her face lift, and she couldn&#8217;t spend 3 bucks for some anti-perspirant? Dumb hag.
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		<title>By: maritza</title>
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		<dc:creator>maritza</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 09 May 2009 13:54:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Jesus looks just like Robby Rosa, an ex Menudo singer from Puerto Rico. Madonna really likes latin lovers.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Jesus looks just like Robby Rosa, an ex Menudo singer from Puerto Rico. Madonna really likes latin lovers.
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		<title>By: jayem</title>
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		<dc:creator>jayem</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 May 2009 23:19:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>What. The. F@$%. is that thing on her head?  ETA:  Cate!  Read my mind.

And I would prefer the accent too.  Who wouldn&#039;t?!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What. The. F@$%. is that thing on her head?  ETA:  Cate!  Read my mind.</p>
<p>And I would prefer the accent too.  Who wouldn&#8217;t?!
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		<title>By: coocoo</title>
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		<dc:creator>coocoo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 May 2009 17:21:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>i don&#039;t get it.
why bother. isn&#039;t he gay anyway?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i don&#8217;t get it.<br />
why bother. isn&#8217;t he gay anyway?
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		<title>By: MARKY MARK</title>
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		<dc:creator>MARKY MARK</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 May 2009 17:07:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m a Madonna fan from way back in her 1982 club days and while people change (as they are supposed to)--this hags transmorgraphication into a caricature of a human being has given even this queen pause.  
Someone on here compared her to Mae West and I really shudder at the thought, but that is what this pathetic, selfish slag has turned into</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m a Madonna fan from way back in her 1982 club days and while people change (as they are supposed to)&#8211;this hags transmorgraphication into a caricature of a human being has given even this queen pause.<br />
Someone on here compared her to Mae West and I really shudder at the thought, but that is what this pathetic, selfish slag has turned into
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		<title>By: PJ</title>
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		<dc:creator>PJ</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 May 2009 17:06:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>There&#039;s a report out that Madonna laughed at Guy Ritchie&#039;s joke about Jesus&#039;s inability to speak much English: &quot;So that explains why they&#039;re getting along.&quot;  LOL</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There&#8217;s a report out that Madonna laughed at Guy Ritchie&#8217;s joke about Jesus&#8217;s inability to speak much English: &#8220;So that explains why they&#8217;re getting along.&#8221;  LOL
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		<title>By: geronimo</title>
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		<dc:creator>geronimo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 May 2009 16:21:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Poor Baby Jesus. I&#039;m picturing him chewing his pencil, surrounded by picture cards with words like &#039;cow&#039; and &#039;yacht&#039; and &#039;umbrella&#039; on them. And a perplexed frown on his little face.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Poor Baby Jesus. I&#8217;m picturing him chewing his pencil, surrounded by picture cards with words like &#8216;cow&#8217; and &#8216;yacht&#8217; and &#8216;umbrella&#8217; on them. And a perplexed frown on his little face.
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		<title>By: kiki</title>
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		<dc:creator>kiki</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 May 2009 16:12:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>jesus  is gay  Madonna is going to be like Mae West  an ageing woman who surrounds herself with  boytoys  much to the amusement of others.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>jesus  is gay  Madonna is going to be like Mae West  an ageing woman who surrounds herself with  boytoys  much to the amusement of others.
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		<title>By: josie</title>
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		<dc:creator>josie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 May 2009 15:55:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>ahhhh, they make a cute couple.
Bow to the Queen.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>ahhhh, they make a cute couple.<br />
Bow to the Queen.
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