May 8
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“Lance Armstrong blames Sheryl Crow’s biological clock” morning links

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22 Responses to ““Lance Armstrong blames Sheryl Crow’s biological clock” morning links”

  1. okay... says:

    No Lance, I think it is probably due more to the fact that you are a douchey, man-whore.

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  2. Lem says:

    well then it’s fitting that he’s engaged again to a girl he knocked up. oops i guess

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  3. ChristinaT says:

    maybe they didn’t prove the medical field wrong… maybe it’s not his… hmmm?

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  4. Gary says:

    What an a-hole–bad enough that he turned his back on Cheryl after her cancer diagnosis. Too bad he didn’t wear a condom with the one he’s with now, guess she’s “trapped” him, too, huh?

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  5. Feebee says:

    Lance is classy with a capital K. Sheryl had a lucky escape.

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  6. crazymary says:

    Scumbag. I think that says it all.

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  7. PJ says:

    This is kind of sad. But I think if Sheryl cared about him enough, she would have stuck with Lance and frozen her eggs. Or he would have gone ahead and had a baby because it was what she wanted.

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  8. Cinderella says:

    I don’t think I can dislike this man anymore than I do now.

    He actually did Sheryl a favor by backing out.

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  9. KansasRefugee says:

    Lance – There’s a difference between doing what you “can” and actually engaging in relationships with women. I.e., in our culture it’s still very possible for a man to do what he can (i.e. take what he wants from a woman and ignore her needs & biology) and (b) not engage in relationship with her (i.e. deal with her).

    What’s really sad is how many women keep sucking up to him despite his lack of respect for women. In this day and age in the US, women have so many political rights and economic opportunities to do things for themselves; you don’t need to deal with these ego-maniacs AND, in my opinion, you’re not going to change them (they have to want to change themselves).

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  10. MeowBea says:

    What an Ass – Glad she is not w/ him anymore – He is Slime!!

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  11. ChristinaT says:

    this must be so embarrassing for crowe…

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  12. Manda says:

    Yet he’s having a child with someone…

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  13. Miss Wanderlust says:

    He was just not that in to her because he needed time to heal from the divorce from his first wife but he didn’t need time to heal from the relationship with Sheryl to make another woman pregnant after a few months of dating ?
    Sheryl crow is a very lucky woman, she has a beautiful son and isn’t linked to somebody who clearly is a hipocrite !!! Karma is a bitch…

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  14. the original kate says:

    wow – how did such a talented and classy woman like sheryl crow end up with such an emotional fuckwit? she must be jumping for joy to be out of that relationship.

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  15. diddy says:

    lance showing how classy he is again ‘not’, he is such a douchebag ; why do women fall for men like this ?

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  16. RAN says:

    @ the original kate – I thought the exact same thing.

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  17. JUDY says:

    The one he is with now was smarter the Crow she just went ahead and got knocked up lol

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  18. Casey says:

    What a hurtful thing to say about someone you once loved.

    Crow and him are such old news, there was no reason for him to ever go there.

    He’s like John Mayer with a bike.

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  19. TinaWithPom says:

    I hate Lance Armstrong. He’s representative of an entire generation of men out there today who take from women and then run tail when it comes to giving women what biology sometimes makes us need (such as security, stability, commitment, building a family).

    I totally agree with the original Kate and RAN.

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  20. Kat says:

    “Snip, snip,” Lance. Get it fixed, if you don’t want anymore children.

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  21. BlueSkies says:

    Gwyneth also teaches us how to use olive oil in our body scrubs so we will slip and get a head injury in the shower. Dumb.

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  22. luckystar says:

    Although he is being honest, he’s really hitting below the belt. A man with class would not have gone there. I have lost a lot of respect for him, not matter what his amazing personal accomplishments and the great charity work he does. Leave Cheryl out of it, in my opinion.

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