Yesterday, I claimed that Kim Kardashian was trying to kill me with ‘90s nostalgia – there were some photos of Kim in NYC, wearing a Totally ‘90s black velvet dress that pretty much every ‘90s Girl owned circa 1996. And now this happened! These are photos of Kim Kardashian out and about in Miami yesterday with Kanye and some of her family (Khloe, etc). Pretty much every lady my age and older has tried a variation of this look too, the bustier-top with jeans. We all tried in the 1980s and ‘90s. It’s hard to pinpoint exactly when the “peak” of this fashion really came. I would say early ‘90s, but I might be wrong. This look reminds me strongly of a very famous set of photos of Cindy Crawford. Janet Jackson wore something similar in a music video too.
Still, these photos just remind me of something fundamental about Kim: she doesn’t understand her body at all. She takes lousy styling advice and she has no “eye” for what works on her body, or for what works period. Look at how small that lingerie/bustier/bodysuit thing is! Look at what it’s doing to her breasts. And I’m sorry, but those acid-washed jeans need to be burned. I thought LeAnn Rimes’ jeans were bad the other day, but I actually think these are worse (albeit cleaner).
Kim also got somewhat naked – she was naked, but covering herself – in some Snapchats last night and now everyone is like “are we going to have another controversy where tons of celebrities call Kim a skank for not wearing clothes?”
PS… Seriously, why are button-fly jeans a thing again? It was bad enough the first time around.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
I hate to say this..
Her body looks amazing.
That top is too small though.
THIS.
Also, I kinda love this outfit.
Its SO Lita Ford. LOL
She looks pretty good in that outfit. She’s obviously feeling wonderful with the extra poundage gone. It’s her own butt, not great but it’s hers, no implants.
@Sabrine
You have GOT to be joking.
It’s tacky as all getup. She’s falling out of it and probably can’t breath or feel her own vaj. With that said, the idea of it is pretty great. Execution, not so great.
There may be no implants but quite a lot of natural fat has been shifted around via liposuction. Saddest of all is the injection trend among those who can’t afford proper doctors.
her top looks amazing and below the knees. The diaper butt is still eeeewwww.
And this outfit is pure Madonna circa 1984.
I keep thinking Kelly Bundy.
And if she’s going to insist on keeping that diaper butt, at the very least she can do is some squats so it doesn’t look like a sad droopy flower.
All I could focus on was her diaper butt. It is scary.
Thanks Santia…back in the mid 80’s Benetton and French Connection made the best bustiers and I owned a few. Madonna and I think Paula Abdul wore them.
Yup – the Kelly Bundy comparison is hilarious. Thanks for the laugh!!! 🙂
I have a few from betsy johnson hanging in my closet waiting for a revival of the trend. It’s very hip, but this look on a plastic body freak show is a no.
Her drs did an amazing job. There’s no way she trained several hours a day when she posts her life 24/7, if she worked it shed tape it n sell it. She doesn’t have time for her kids, papa strolls to show hr look of the day,lol. At least they’re w/ nanniez who spend time w/ them.
Honestly, the boots absolutely ruin the entire look. This would actually be (dare I say) “cute” with simple strappy heels, like this: http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/NjQwWDY0MA==/z/2UsAAOSw~gRV0tpQ/$_58.JPG
I don’t mind bold fashion choices. I just dislike terrible execution.
I can get behind that for going out. But bustier 2 sizes bigger and better shoes. I’d even go for Lily Rose Depps, the black with the corkscrew heel she wore with the vintage Chanel that I will never forgive her for.
http://www.usmagazine.com/stylish/news/lily-rose-depps-chanel-heels-outshine-her-retro-dress-w438736
Yep! That bustier should be 2 cup size bigger (and perhaps, one waistband smaller, then her bust would be supported). It’s shame because it could have been a pretty cool outfit otherwise (except for the horrid boots!). And she probably paid a lot of money for her girls, I don’t understand why she treats them this way! They could look amazing…
What? It is amazing how different two people see the same thing. To me, she looks disturbingly out of proportion. Her butt literally hangs. Her body looks alien and creepy.
I KNOW!! i feel NUTS cause she looks absolutely ridiculous clothing wise but THE CACKLE that spurted out of me when I saw that side by side pic nearly took me under!
This is really confusing. I really dislike this woman a lot and I am very sorry for the fate of her poor helpless boobs (that looks painful) and there is no question that this is as tacky as it gets – but somehow it also looks a little bit good? I never thought I’d say that about this woman. What is happening to the world..?
amazing all right! that’s one amazing rear end, defying the laws of nature and gravity
Did she forget her shirt? Apollonia 6 would be proud, but that is more 1980’s
I like her hair? That’t all I got.
Yes, 80’s. Madonna, Vanity 6, Apollonia, etc.
Yip,1987 and she is on her way to a Mötley Crüe concert.
nailed it.
Ugh the butt. Her figure looks AMAZING and then you get to that obviously fake, diaper-looking ass.
Yes, this!
Her body is amazing (can’t believe I’m posting niceties about her), and, YES, the diaper ass is nauseating.
Absolutely Madonna 1984 inspired.
Bustier 2 cup sizes too small.
And she looks like a walking blow up doll, which I imagine is a compliment to her.
Oh, please. Pathetic.
Pathetic, trashy. Obviously helped along with a lot of plastic surgery.
I have no memory of walking around in a lace bustier in the 90s, but I was at a Midwestern college and it was cold. Button fly jeans, though, yeah, baby! Bring ’em back.
I love button fly too, so glad you mentioned it, lol!
yes, I LOVE button fly. I think I actually have some 10year old seventh generation jeans with button fly somewhere lying around. if only I could squeeze my backside in them…
that top is beyond horrid. Her body from the front looks smokin’. profile not so much. time to change the diaper
I love button-fly jeans. I have been looking for them for years as I didn’t get the memo that they were out. I love nineties clothes, happy to see it coming back as I now am old enough to wear all the things I couldn’t as a kid.
YIKES! That looks like a lot of work to make sure nothing falls out.
I don’t think she doesn’t understand her body. I think she simply likes it to look as cartoonish as possible so she squeezes and stuffs certain parts into too small clothes.
I don’t think *Kanye* understands her body. Fixed it for you 😉
Kim goes along with it. Neither one understands her body type.
Her body and hair are looking fantastic – but why can’t she find clothes that fit? The cups on the bustier are too small, and the jeans are too back in the waist – girl you’re a gazillionaire…find a good tailor!
Urgh… Nothing more to say…
90’s fashion? I’m getting more of a Fredrick’s of Hollywood vibe.
All that lipo did wonders for her body.
Terrible outfit though, really atrocious.
But solid weave for sure..the fake hair is looking excellent.
Kim’s Report Kard:
FAKE STUFF: A++++
OUTFIT: F
It’s not just simple lipo, it’s called Lipo-Frozen. Fat-Freezing Fat Reduction Procedure.
No way she has this body now through diet and exercise. no way.
Oh man se should quit shilling the other crap and sell for the lipo freeze people.
I would pay for something that made me look like that, minus the ass.
Kitten, on point. She buys good parts, but can’t get kanye to dress them properly.
I will never ever understand why she is a thing. Ever.
Same.
Ditto.
I’m in this group, too.
She is someone who looks so good in casual clothes, but just tries too hard all the time and it ends up disastrous.
Am I the only one who thinks Kanye is dressing her like Amber Rose?? The big sunglasses? Body suits? Am I imagining this???
He’s benn doing it for years.
Her waist is so skinny though. I think this is more 80s than 90s.
It’s called a “waist trainer”.
On the serious, where does one go dressed like this during the daytime? I can’t imagine rolling up for an appointment with my accountant or another business professional dressed like this. For one, you know there’s gonna be air conditioning and you’ll freeze. So bizarre to me.
That’s what’s called a pap walk. She’s isn’t going anywhere but to the car then back home.
Exactly, she’s going no where…she’s just out to be seen. I can’t wait for her daughter to be old enough to be embarrassed by her lol. Though I don’t think that will ever stop Kim.
She is the thirstiest girl in the world ! Would love to see snapchat of Kim and Kanye playing dress the doll (Kim) in closet. U know he is the director !
I actually am loving the jeans, the whole look is amazing, it’s a shame the top is slightly ill-fitting but I wouldn’t say it’s a deal breaker at all.
the jeans -do not fit- her body. Look at the waist sticking out and the gathering below her arse- pure diaper as all the comments above. I do remember looking cranking hot in vintage worn out levis from the late 80s. they are more for a boy body, however, and would need to be taken in for a body like kim’s . great jeans, just NOT for her unnatural shape.
She looks fine as all get out! The cups are a couple of sizes too small, but overall, this is absolutely flattering on her figure. And I’m usually a hater.
I don’t know if I’m getting used to the butt or if she’s in the process of reducing it but it’s not as shocking as usual, to me.
The outfit is trashy but I like it, and I like the new hair too.
I wear bustiers as my top all the time, so I approve of that part.
BUT
THOSE BOOTS?! WTF?
She always has to “over do” a trend doesn’t she? Then she takes credit for starting the trend.
I’m sorry, I can’t with this woman anymore. I already wrote on a post about her yesterday that I was beginning to feel like she’s harmless but her narcissism is off the charts. She posted a video of herself naked with a chair covering her vagina and her arm covering her tits and her motionless face and monotone voice said, “Nothing like a midnight spray tan you guys. Tanorexic.” But that wasn’t enough, she had to follow it up with 2 pictures of the exact same thing. Along with a video of a video of herself drinking some water. She also posted a series of birthday photos to her assistant, which were pictures of herself with Stephanie out of focus in the background, which was supposed to be a joke about Kim’s narcissism. I guess the point of the joke is “look how obsessed with myself I am, you guys. I admit it, so that makes it OK.”
Remember when people like this weren’t celebrated? There hasn’t been a list of most influential people that this woman hasn’t been featured in the top 5 in YEARS. I made a comment yesterday about how I feel like her influence is so damn negative, and this is what I meant. She’s beautiful, she lost weight, she looks great, but her self obsession is so off-putting for me.
Wow ! I don’t understand how people aren’t sick of all her nude pics by now? I mean we’ve literally seen ALL of her. Yahoo news is even reporting on her new naked selfies…my God.
THIS. In the myth of Narcissus, he stared at his reflection in the water and fell in love with himself, not realizing it was a reflection. He ends up dying by just staring at his reflection and forgetting how to live. I honestly think Kim is going to die from this, it is a sickness that our culture is fascinated with:(
She looks so cartoonish.
She wears stuff that is too small for her, just to prove to herself that she is tiny.
Glad she’s in Miami and not Orlanfo!
I think this was in her closet back in the 80s and 90s … that’s why the top doesn’t fit anymore. New body parts since then. Oops another nipple flash! Lather rinse repeat.
Yeah, the bustier is totally 80s, but Kim was, what, a toddler in the 80s? I hope she wasn’t wearing lingerie . . . wait, who am I talking about? Of course, her pimp-mamma was buying her lingerie in her toddler years. Nevermind.
I would never wear this outfit (even in the 90’s) but I think she looks great. Her hair looks really pretty too.
I’m sorry too. I actually am digging this outfit. I love everything about it. And I swear I tried to wear something similar in like 2006 I think lol. I love the idea of either a bodysuit or a bustier with jeans and heels! True though that the top is a little small for her boobs. But honestly it’s hard to find shirts that fit boobs! I’m Large chested and that digging in a the top thing is common. Sometimes you just love the top or bra so much though so you wear it anyways!
The clothes may be awful, but there is no denying that body!
Think you mean there is no denying that plastic surgery.
That butt. When my toddler does a “dirty dumper” (his words lol) that’s what his diaper looks like. Overly wide and puffy, yet still droopy full diaper=Kim’s ass. Why???
I think she looks better in this than most things that wear her.
I also think that she is so delighted at how tiny her waist is after surgery that she can’t help but show it off. I don’t blame her. It is adorably tiny. And I think that she is reducing her butt a bit too, it is not quite so ballooned out now. Not nearly as big as the Paper Cover. Don’t think she could set the wine glass on it now. As for her face and hair. Absolutely beautiful. Does she really appreciate her beauty or is she so constantly obsessing over her next procedure that she can’t see it?
Her face is plastic and she wears hair extensions.
She looks like a badly drawn cartoon, like she was created by someone who hasn’t quite got the knack of drawing human bodies with the right scale & proportions. The double-boob thing going on with the lingerie isn’t helping either.
Stupid ass.
[*Literally and figuratively.*]
Oh Lord!!!! Why has the space between her nose and her upper lip became sooooo looooong! She looks like “La Bruja” of Housewives of Miami!
I mean, I don’t really mind the whole lingerie as clothing look, but the corset is WAY too small for her chest. I hurt just looking at her.
I was thinking in that profile shot ‘she has such a gorgeous body’… and then I saw the unnatural ass of doom and noped out. She also needs a bustier that her boobs fit into so there’s no overspill. Nothing wrong with a big butt, but hers looks as unnatural as it is. Chole’s ass of lies is way worse though.