Comments on: Jessica Biel’s next career move: musical theater http://www.celebitchy.com/50662/jessica_biels_next_career_move_musical_theater/ Stylish celebrity escapism Tue, 14 Feb 2012 04:00:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: becca http://www.celebitchy.com/50662/jessica_biels_next_career_move_musical_theater/#comment-309015 becca Wed, 13 May 2009 03:55:31 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=50662#comment-309015 Katie, I saw the movie as well. Jessica got REALLY lucky. I agree with what the people say here though. She needs to drop off of the planet (like marry and have kiddies with Timberlake), and come back with a solid role on a Law and Order type of show. Or CSI. Katie,

I saw the movie as well. Jessica got REALLY lucky.

I agree with what the people say here though. She needs to drop off of the planet (like marry and have kiddies with Timberlake), and come back with a solid role on a Law and Order type of show. Or CSI.

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]]> By: katie http://www.celebitchy.com/50662/jessica_biels_next_career_move_musical_theater/#comment-308898 katie Tue, 12 May 2009 23:53:32 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=50662#comment-308898 Easy Virtue came out a while ago in England and it is absolutely brilliant. I didn't have particularly high expectations but it is very very enjoyable. And believe it or not Jessica is great in it! I have never liked her in anything else though. Easy Virtue came out a while ago in England and it is absolutely brilliant.
I didn’t have particularly high expectations but it is very very enjoyable. And believe it or not Jessica is great in it! I have never liked her in anything else though.

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]]> By: Because I Say So http://www.celebitchy.com/50662/jessica_biels_next_career_move_musical_theater/#comment-308544 Because I Say So Tue, 12 May 2009 18:06:38 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=50662#comment-308544 I wonder how many strings Timberlake pulled for her to "get" this musical gig? I wonder how many strings Timberlake pulled for her to “get” this musical gig?

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]]> By: Ned http://www.celebitchy.com/50662/jessica_biels_next_career_move_musical_theater/#comment-308533 Ned Tue, 12 May 2009 17:52:47 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=50662#comment-308533 I agree, though, a pretty girl who lacks talent can still have a great career. The problem is she has to have charisma and presence. She needs to be either cute/ sweet or more edgy in attitude. In order to have a successful film career you need at least 2 out of the following 3: -gorgeous face -acting ability - charisma/ charm/ presence You can have tons of one of those and that will compensate for the lack of the other. Biel seems harmless, but she is too bland. There is nothing interesting or different about her background or personality. As for her looks- her body is a bit too masculine and big (thick and tall) IMO, and her nose and lips have been through too much work. But that's a different issue. I agree, though, a pretty girl who lacks talent can still have a great career.

The problem is she has to have charisma and presence. She needs to be either cute/ sweet or more edgy in attitude.

In order to have a successful film career you need at least 2 out of the following 3:
-gorgeous face
-acting ability
- charisma/ charm/ presence

You can have tons of one of those and that will compensate for the lack of the other.

Biel seems harmless, but she is too bland. There is nothing interesting or different about her background or personality.

As for her looks- her body is a bit too masculine and big (thick and tall) IMO, and her nose and lips have been through too much work.
But that’s a different issue.

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]]> By: Noname http://www.celebitchy.com/50662/jessica_biels_next_career_move_musical_theater/#comment-308526 Noname Tue, 12 May 2009 17:48:10 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=50662#comment-308526 Why do her upper and lower lips look exactly the same? Like two hotdogs about to burst? I couln't for the life of me guess. Why do her upper and lower lips look exactly the same? Like two hotdogs about to burst? I couln’t for the life of me guess.

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]]> By: PJ http://www.celebitchy.com/50662/jessica_biels_next_career_move_musical_theater/#comment-308489 PJ Tue, 12 May 2009 17:19:29 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=50662#comment-308489 That darker lipstick looks good on her. She usually has pale lips, which do nothing for her looks. That darker lipstick looks good on her. She usually has pale lips, which do nothing for her looks.

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]]> By: neelyo http://www.celebitchy.com/50662/jessica_biels_next_career_move_musical_theater/#comment-308303 neelyo Tue, 12 May 2009 14:53:28 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=50662#comment-308303 She would do well in a procedural crime show. She has a deep monotone voice, stony demeanor and as the previous poster mentioned, she's kind of manly. What is it with 'Jessicas'? Every year there's a new one who is proclaimed hottest thing and then once it's realized she can't do much besides pose, she vanishes. Alba, Simpson and Biel have all suffered the same fate. Well, except Alba and Biel don't have dads who for the sake of their own ego, won't give it up. She would do well in a procedural crime show. She has a deep monotone voice, stony demeanor and as the previous poster mentioned, she’s kind of manly.

What is it with ‘Jessicas’? Every year there’s a new one who is proclaimed hottest thing and then once it’s realized she can’t do much besides pose, she vanishes. Alba, Simpson and Biel have all suffered the same fate. Well, except Alba and Biel don’t have dads who for the sake of their own ego, won’t give it up.

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]]> By: Carrie http://www.celebitchy.com/50662/jessica_biels_next_career_move_musical_theater/#comment-308298 Carrie Tue, 12 May 2009 14:45:52 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=50662#comment-308298 Jessica Beil looks like a guy in drag to me. Her features are a little on the manly side. She has no real talent; she should just hang it up. The only thing she has done is 7th Heaven, lets face it she has peaked! If she wasn't dating Justin Timberlake, no body would remember her name. Jessica Beil looks like a guy in drag to me. Her features are a little on the manly side. She has no real talent; she should just hang it up. The only thing she has done is 7th Heaven, lets face it she has peaked! If she wasn’t dating Justin Timberlake, no body would remember her name.

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]]> By: Obvious http://www.celebitchy.com/50662/jessica_biels_next_career_move_musical_theater/#comment-308291 Obvious Tue, 12 May 2009 14:38:49 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=50662#comment-308291 sigh. Does anybody else miss her at Mary? She shined in that role. I find just about everything else with her hard to take. sigh. Does anybody else miss her at Mary? She shined in that role. I find just about everything else with her hard to take.

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