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Remember that Funny or Die video Paris Hilton for President? She got a lot of credit for that short, not only for the classy way she retaliated to John McCain’s ad, but also because the script actually had an intelligent energy crisis contingency plan (not that she had anything to do with the writing… but she did pronounce it all correctly).
The US presidental election system has a lot flaws, but we can all be grateful today that it successfully prohibits people like Paris from leading our country. Because she thinks that throwing a party for world leaders would solve the war in the Middle East.
Paris Hilton reckons there’s a peaceful way to end conflict between the US and other countries.
The heiress says she’d make world leaders hit the dance floor, if she were president.
‘[I would] definitely try to make peace with the countries we are fighting,’ Paris, 28, tells Tatler.
‘I’d go over to them and throw a party, so they could all get together and get along and stop the war.’
Paris adds that she’s been ‘helping the economy by doing a lot of shopping’.
[from Now Magazine]
Strobe lights, a frenetic DJ, blow, and plenty of half-naked girls. That sounds like something the Taliban would be delighted to get an invite to.
She also claims that her shopping sprees are merely meant to jump-start the economy. This coming from the woman who ordered $300,000 of Swarovski crystals put onto the dashboard of her Bentley, by a company which had already been shut down by the recesssion in England.
Paris’ concept of how diplomatic relations work aside, it’s funny that she clearly doesn’t realize that she represents everything “evil” about the United States – indulgence, loose morals, etc. I guess you can’t blame her, though. She’s a Hilton. She doesn’t need to think.
Here are Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt leaving ‘My House’ night club last night. Images thanks to WENN.com and Pacific Coast News.
Written by SamHill
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Argh, back circa The Simple Life: The Early years – I used to tolerate Paris. I felt bad for her utter lack of a personality but I could stomach her.
But c’mon – the woman is nearly 30 and is practically retarded. How can any girl look up to this!?
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I’m ok with her pumping money into the economy. Let it happen. Part of why we’re in this mess is because people were spending frivolously without the money to back it up. They realized how irresponsible it all was and instead of having moderation, stopped spending altogether. At least she has the dough to shell out.
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I don’t undertstand how she can utter such moronic statements with a straight face. She’s so good at it!
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Her herpes have crabs that are dying from syphilis.
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That is not myHouse that they are leaving, it is H. Wood. MyHouse isn’t even open on Mondays!
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Where did she get that cleavage ??
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Hyeronimus, that´ s hilarious! XD
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No matter my opinion of Paris, I have always thought if everyone loosened up by dancing to some good house or D&B with a little pick me up and some lovely ladies it would cure a lot of ills in this world. You just can’t walk away from the experience angry or wanting to blow things up.
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