I really don’t think we’ve heard enough about the Beckhams. In an effort to get just a little closer with each and every American, the Beckhams have come out with their own “his and her” fragrances, called “Intimately Beckham.” I’m pretty sure most women would have some ideas about getting intimate with David Beckham… I’m not sure how the gentlemen feel about Victoria though. There’s a lot of bones and silicone to wade through. Lest you fear that this is just another celebrity ploy to put a famous name on an otherwise random piece of merchandise, rest assured that Victoria Beckham is intimately involved in the whole process.

“Why is this different from any other celebrity fragrance? The fact that (I) have spent a lot of time checking all the details,” Victoria Beckham told Women’s Wear Daily. “We are not just saying, `We are celebrities, put our name on it.’ I love to be involved with the whole process.”

[From the Associated Press]

The perfumes sell for $25 - $55 depending on the size of Beckham you’d like to buy. Since Victoria is so tiny, I’m guessing her perfume should actually run about $12. You can go ahead and run on out to purchase a little bit of Beckham at your local department store right now, or wait until the first of next year, when they’ll be available at drugstores. Because nothing says classy like a bottle of eau de toilette you found next to the foot cream at Rite Aid.

What exactly do you think “Intimately Beckham” smells like? Posh’s fragrance must have notes of bulimia, leather shoes and spray-on tanner (do those things have a smell? Let’s assume so). David’s must smell like testosterone… okay that ones probably fine. I’m really beyond annoyed with this couple trying so hard to brand themselves. It’s getting really tasteless. Next they’ll come out with their own line of hams. Beck Hams. Get it? Okay I promise never to do that again.

Picture note by Celebitchy: Remember all the fuss over the ad for the Beckham’s fragrance with Victoria so obviously sporting an enhanced butt? Header image via KissandMakeup.