Kanye West doesn’t have a Twitter account and he wants you to know about it. The 31 year-old auto-tune lover has posted an entry on his blog saying that impostor Twitter accounts make Hulk mad! I’m surprised he didn’t take to Friendster to post another one of his circa-1997 all caps rants:

(This spaz comes courtesy of losers making fake Kanye West Twitter accounts) I DON’T HAVE A F*CKING TWITTER… WHY WOULD I USE TWITTER??? I ONLY BLOG 5 PERCENT OF WHAT I’M UP TO IN THE FIRST PLACE. I’M ACTUALLY SLOW DELIVERING CONTENT BECAUSE I’M TOO BUSY ACTUALLY BUSY BEING CREATIVE MOST OF THE TIME AND IF I’M NOT AND I’M JUST LAYING ON A BEACH I WOULDN’T TELL THE WORLD. EVERYTHING THAT TWITTER OFFERS I NEED LESS OF. THE PEOPLE AT TWITTER KNOW I DON’T HAVE A F*CKING TWITTER SO FOR THEM TO ALLOW SOMEONE TO POSE AS ME AND ACCUMULATE OVER A MILLION NAMES IS IRRESPONSIBLE AND DECEITFUL TO THERE FAITHFUL USERS. REPEAT… THE HEADS OF TWITTER KNEW I DIDN’T HAVE A TWITTER AND THEY HAVE TO KNOW WHICH ACCOUNTS HAVE HIGH ACTIVITY ON THEM. IT’S A F*CKING FARCE AND IT MAKES ME QUESTION WHAT OTHER SO CALLED CELEBRITY TWITTERS ARE ACTUALLY REAL OR FAKE. HEY TWITTER, TAKE THE SO CALLED KANYE WEST TWITTER DOWN NOW …. WHY? … BECAUSE MY CAPS LOCK KEY IS LOUD!!!!!!!!!

[From Kanye West's official blog via Gossip Rocks]

Yes, Kanye only posts 5% of what he’s up to, and he only takes to his blog to complain. He has a ghost blogger who is responsible for most of the content extolling the latest designer clothing, hot models, and high end toys. You can’t blame Kanye for getting so upset about it. The news of the fake Kanye Twitter account first came out last December, and it’s apparently been up ever since. It looks like Kanye’s hotheaded blog entry worked, because the impostor Twitter account has been suspended.

Do you think that Twitter would have also removed the account if Kanye would have written something like: “Despite informing Twitter employees four months ago that a Twitter account in my name is fake, they have yet to remove it. Please be aware that if you add a Twitter account in my name it is not me, nor has it been authorized by me. It is a poor reflection on Twitter that they continue to let other users pose as celebrities for months.” He has that smart kid writing other content for him, he could ask him to help him better communicate problems without getting all worked up and making an ass of himself as usual.

Kanye is shown outside The Late Show on 5/4/09. Credit: SCP/Fame Pictures