Over the past few weeks, I’ve been wondering about what and who is next for both Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. Jolie will likely stay single for a while following the Brangelina Split, but I can see her settling down eventually with some non-famous humanitarian or politically-connected person. On the other hand, Brad will have a buffet of choices, because there’s still a wide range of women who still have a crush on Brad. One of those women may be Rihanna, at least according to Star Magazine. Following her October split with Drake, Rihanna allegedly has her eye on Brad. Hm…
Pop sex kitten Rihanna has had a major crush on Brad Pitt since she was a schoolgirl in her native Barbados, and now that he’s single, the slinky songbird’s set to sink her claws into the movie hunk.
“You look at Brad Pitt and it’s like, ‘Damn!’” she gushes to friends. The Grammy-winning 28-year-old’s so determined to land Brad, 52 — now locked in a nasty $480 million divorce war with estranged wife Angelina Jolie — she’s had a life-size portrait of the Fury star placed over her bed and tells pals, “There hangs my future husband.”
Dishes an insider: “Now that Angelina Jolie’s kicked Brad to the curb and filed for divorce, RiRi’s romantic fantasies can finally become a reality. She’s wanted to get it on with him for years.”
And it’s perfect timing for the red-hot singer since she just ended her relationship with rapper Drake! But some pals are warning Brad may have a dark side. The FBI and child-welfare authorities were asked to investigate allegations following an ugly Sept. 14 incident on a private jet involving Brad and son Maddox, 15. The FBI refused to probe Pitt. Rihanna was the victim of abuse when she was savagely beaten by then-boyfriend Chris Brown in 2009. He later pled guilty to felony assault.
But Rihanna has been a shadow lurking in Brad’s marriage since she performed at his 2012 Make It Right charity concert in New Orleans. Angie flew into a rage and warned him to “stay away from that woman.” Now Rihanna desperately wants to comfort Brad during his ugly divorce.
“Rihanna’s been a thorn in Angie’s side for years,” says a source. “She’ll explode if she finds out Brad rebounded into Rihanna’s arms!”
I actually kind of doubt that Angelina would care one way or the other? It’s pretty clear that Jolie bolted from the marriage and she’s very much “done.” But speaking of jealousy, this sounds like the kind of thing Rihanna would do to make Drake jelly. This would drive him up the wall! As for just the idea of Rihanna and Brad together… it’s kind of hot, and I could totally see them hooking up at some point. Not right now, but in the next year or so.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and WENN.
Oh dear God
The Drake shade heard round the world
Do people actually get paid to write this shite?!
I think Rihanna tweeted Star was FOS and that her real crush was Angelina! Lol
OMG that’s AWESOME
I agree with you Kaiser. Angie will eventually get together with a humanitarian type person and Brad will hook up with some kind of hot star. And that’s fine.
1 – Not a day goes by without people trying to set up Rihanna with someone.
2 – It would me a major shade to both Drake and Angelina.
Right? This story is faker than Kim’s booty.
“Sex kitten”??? Can that term be banned for all eternity PLEASE???? I could totally see this happening though. I may fall over if it does and she throws out that “bonus mom” thing, but I may be a bit jaded after Leann.
Yes! It completely objectifies kittens🐱 Let them be kittens
This should happen. Just because f the collision of worlds that would result. Drake, Pitt, Jolie, Rihanna, Jay Z, Clooney etc..,
Leo would be pissed.
Chris Brown, Brad Pitt… She has a type
Girl, I thought no one would say this, but I agree.
I politely disagree. There is no comparison between Pitt & Brown. None, not in my book.
@BonnieJean I agree no comparison at all.. People are acting like Brad is a known physical abuser like Brown or Depp and that’s so not the case.
I just…..can’t see it.
They both love weed.
That would be an extraordinary downgrade for Pitt. He desserves it though.
Why would that be a downgrade? Rihanna is a stunningly beautiful woman, successful, with amazing fashion sense, who loves pot. I don’t see the problem there.
She can be all that but even at her best she is miles away of what Angelina is and what she represents.
@LiterallyaShambles I totally agree with you.
@Ana Angelina reinvented herself as a humanitarian, she was once a widl girl just like Rihanna and let’s all face it, she is not an talented actress.
Hannah, Angelina grew up. That is all. She did not reinvent herself. And lets face it, Rihanna doesn’t have an Oscar for acting, nor all the other acting awards and noms Angelina has.
Why are people tearing down Rihanna over Pitt? He is not worth it. Jolie and RihRih are both great in their own way and shouldn’t even be compared. The only downgrade in this situation is Pitt.
I am sorry for the dowgrade comment. I love Rhiaana and I think she desserves better. she is 28. Why would she dated a 53 year old man?
Thank you @lola +1000
It’s so weird how people think Angelina was born into this world a 30YO shape shifter, so what she did 15-20 years and what she’s accomplished since, is not just normal end of adolescence and growing up issues…but some kind of Maleficent like scheming to fool the masses.
These folks seem incapable of just putting it down to a normal maturation process.
It’s almost a pathological response some women have about her, where it says way more about them than it does about Angelina.
As for @Hannah’s diss, Angelina has consistently won, and been nominated for – the highest accolades her industry and film critics have to bestow throughout her career, so very obviously *they* think she’s talented. I think that matters more than still bitter posts on message boards.
this is not a question of talent, Oscars and fashion. Are we really comparing Angelina to Rhianna. Angelina is one of the most admired women in the World, she has contacts with high profile Politian’s where she discusses a lot of issues regarding her humanitarians causes, she is received by Presidents and Prime-Ministers of a lot of countries and the man that promoted her to the charge of UN Special envoy is actually the same man that will be the UN secretary-general for the next 5 years. They have nothing in common. They live in completely different worlds.
Downgrade?!?! Craziness. Rihanna is stunning. they would be a hot couple!
On the contrary, I think Rihanna could set her sights a bit higher!
Give me a frickin break. This is ridiculous fanfiction.
Also kind of gross, because she has a history with domestic abuse and they’re trying to set her up with a man who’s under investigation for allegedly fighting his son.
She is also half his age.
THANK YOU for restoring sanity .. I kept going down like.. Wait.. Ya’ll think this is a Legit story?? It reads like utter B*llshit
Rihanna said, “You look at Brad Pitt and it’s like, ‘Damn!’” on Ellen DeGeneres — and she didn’t really say it in a good way.
She meant it like, “Damn! Bathe!”
Ahahahah this is what I picture.
Do you think Rih Rih has time for old man sex? Let’s face it, Pitt may be keeping it fit, but compared to Drake or the professional athletes she dates – he’s two decades older.
I could see Rih trying it on for size and nostalgia and then noping right out of there.
Unless the DiCaprio thing is true, then I have to concede she has a weird thing for smelly looking blond nineties superstars who I suspect are not generous in bed.
Detritus, really, I dated an over 40 yr old man when I was in my twenties. nothing-nothing to complain about. Totally the opposite.
Ennie, he’s not in his forties anymore.
He’s 52.
I’m glad the one older man you dated got more vigorous as he aged, but I’m not buying Pitts the same amount of virile he was in Troy. And I’m betting he hasn’t picked up any tricks to make up for the difference.
It’s not just about age, it’s about the two people in question.
Well damn. Guess I should stop having sex with my over 50 husband because it can’t possible be good anymore.
I’ll repeat:
It’s not just about age, it’s about the two people in question and what they want.
Not once did I say people over a certain age were gross, but I did say unwashed smelly looking dudes from the nineties were. I also said that Rih seems to expect a certain level of athleticism from her partners, and as you age you get less athletic if your level of activity stays the same.
So as long as you aren’t banging someone who views showers as ecological irresponsibility I’m sure you’re fine. You can still be mad at me for age shaming older dudes though if you want.
Or are you just mad because I called 50 something old in comparison to 30? I cant really tell.
I just want to say that I don’t know what Angelina is like in bed, but my instinct tells me that she’s incredible. So saying that Pitt hasn’t picked up any tricks might not be that accurate. lol
I think Angelina will eventually be with a co-star in the future if she decides to do more movies. Her 3 –ex-husbands were all actors who she meet while filming so there is a pattern here.
Doubt it, they decided to do fanfaction today I guess however she is a major fan of his. I think she even performed at one of his Make It Right galas. Then a while back she gave a tour of her home, it may have been on MTV or something and she had this huge photo or it could of been a painting of him in her home. Anyways doubt Jolie would care one way or another.
LOOOOL!.
I always thought if they break up that Brad would go for someone completely low key and normal/not famous for some reason. I know that’s not his pattern but I just don’t think he’s got it in him to have another megawatt high profile relationship. As for Angie I see her going back to the way she was when it was just her and Mad publicly single but privately dating here and there.
I think that’s probably the most likely thing that would happen. Angie will date some sort of Diplomat or Human Rights person. I hope Brad doesn’t go all Sean Penn and date someone half his age. I’m hoping for a foreign actress or some kind of journalist.
LOl a foreign actress ? Are you thinking in Marion ? LOL
Um no. Marion has two children with a man she’s been with for years. Why would she want to be with Brad? You do know that there’s a whole world of cinema filled with actresses abroad that aren’t Marion or Penelope, right?
I know. kiding. I think he will probably date someone low key. Even paltrow and Aniston were not that famous when he started dating them.
I think somebody messed with my cheerios this morning because my sarcasm radar is way off today! Sorry about the terrible sense of humor!
Thats what I would do. Give him joint physical custody of the younger kids , be single, living in my house and have a lover. She doesnt need another Pitt in heer life.
AJ should totally end up with a non-Hollywood do gooder type. I don’t know why any successful actress continues to date high profile men and deal with the tabloid nonsense.
But BP will totally follow Sean Penn & Johnny Depp into skeevy starlet stalking.
I hope it’s true. BP and AJ need to spice up their divorce because it’s getting old and boring.
@jenni
Maybe they’ll really “spice it up,” by withdrawing Angelina’s divorce petition altogether.
Stay tuned…
😉
Given it appears their relationship has been very miserable for quite a while, that would just be sad. For them and their children.
@jesie
Excuse me, but how would you know that?
People were surprised and shocked for a reason, including people in their industry who know them better than the general public. So who has it ‘appeared miserable’ to?
The consensus is that Brad may have a drinking problem – possibly alcoholism that spiraled out of his control.
In which case there could be a chance for him to go to rehab, get some help and mend his family. Any one of us deserves second chances.
I realize there is still a lot of residual resentment and bitterness towards this couple stemming from how they got together in the wake of Pitt leaving the average gal next door, but trying to claim there’s no hope for them ever and make unsubstantiated claims that they were never happy anyway ‘for quite a while’ (gee, that’s specific) — just makes some women sound overinvested and hopeful that two people who love each other along with their family of 8, is breaking up.
Which is totally bonkers.
Keanu Reeves for Angelina!!! As for Brad…sorry Angelina is irreplaceable!
LoL
I would take Fassbender or Hunam over Pitt LOL. I heard Pitt has a small……
Ana, I saw a picture of him in the altogether when I first got on the internet decades ago, and it was nicely decent. lol
Keanu with Angelina would be hot! I love them both. 🙂
I’ve always thought Angelina and Keanu would be delicious together. Hard to believe they haven’t ever crossed paths.
Look at me – got her ditching Brad for good already.
Nah, I keed…I really hope they’re getting counseling and can somehow mend their family. If Brad truly has a problem with alcohol, I can see Angelina and he back together.
I don’t buy it. If anything, I’m more prone to believe that Rihanna is into Angelina rather than Brad!
They can give it a go only for two months it be fun to talk and see?.lols
Why compare women? That’s is different this different…
Angie and brad have been non fun….. Enough of that (not that I don’t root for family mending but they seem they have passed that) they can be friends raise their kids…imo
That white dress (in the header photo) on RhiRhi is everything!
LOL. Rihanna is in her 20s and hot, has all the freedom in the world, and could probably date anyone she wants. Why would she choose a 50+ year old guy with 6 kids, in the middle of a nasty divorce, under suspicion of abuse?
I don’t know. Those pictures of him at that racing thing a couple months ago…vintage Brad Pitt. It’s not like she’d be looking to become stepmom. Obviously the story is complete nonsense, but I’d get it if it weren’t.
Maybe angie will fall for an accomplished woman? Seems married to men have given her nothing but grief.
Brad will definitely end up with some twenty something. Seems he has decided that kids and family are his side gig. I think this change has broken Angelina’s heart and I do believe that he has cheated and she could have forgiven him but for his anger and drinking and treatment of the kids. I think Angelina gave him too much credit after her operations and he turned out not to be the man she thought who loved her regardless. Remember in her Brokaw interview she said he made her feel that it was not just the physical but that her loved her for being strong and smart. I think that is why she is so hurt and angry. Brad has a long way to go to earn my respect back.
@Mini
I think they just grew a apart and have been living separate lives for awhile. Angelina is passionate about her UN work and Brad is still very Hollywood.
I know this story is false but I love how tabloids think women are lining up for a piece of Brad. By my count:
Britney
Jennifer Garner
Kate Hudson
Gwnythe Paltro ( she never left the line)
Rihanna.
Even at 52, I think Brad is still good looking. I also agree his next woman will be in her late 20s or 30’s and in the film industry.
Get in line – I saw him first! I’d get it on with that stupid good looking.
@Pandy
I have been in line since Legends of the Fall! 🙂
I was in line long before that…Thelma and Louise
Rihanna singing to Brad “Sex with Me so Amazing”
Rihanna doesn’t care about Drake! He was a soft landing and good publicity. I don’t even blame her, Drake is too much baggage!
Yes! Please Gay Jesus make this happen. This would make my 2016 celebrity gossip year. I ask for so little.
You think angelina is done? Well she married him only 2 years ago. I really doubt that shes done!
Im dissapointed with angelina. 2 years ago everything was fine and now everything is bad? So leaving your partner in difficult times is so brave! As if angelina does not know how it feels to have issues. For years she was a issue herself! And now shes too busy caring for the father of her children. I think she thinks shes now above brad with all her political work but she forgets that shes a uneducated woman with no high school or college degree. Nobody really respects her in the political cycles, its just her celebrity stautus that keeps her in and when shes done with beeing an famous actress, these cycles will dump her!
I am so sure that RiRi has a Brad Pitt poster over her bed. SMH, Hillarious