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		<title>By: anon</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 May 2009 15:30:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>egad.

for someone who clearly has no love for Aniston, you sure have an obsessive catalog of information from her interviews, Josephina.  

as Cathy pointed out, a LOT of these &quot;interviews&quot; with her are taken from previous interviews she&#039;s given, and then re-hashed or re-configured (or &quot;borrowed&quot; from another mag) to look like it&#039;s a new one.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>egad.</p>
<p>for someone who clearly has no love for Aniston, you sure have an obsessive catalog of information from her interviews, Josephina.  </p>
<p>as Cathy pointed out, a LOT of these &#8220;interviews&#8221; with her are taken from previous interviews she&#8217;s given, and then re-hashed or re-configured (or &#8220;borrowed&#8221; from another mag) to look like it&#8217;s a new one.
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		<title>By: Cathy</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 16 May 2009 18:22:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Josephina

I just reread the 2005 Vanity Fair article online (I subscribe and had only a vague recollection of it) and every point you list 1. 2. 3. and 4. are from that one article with the exception of the second part of 3. about the New Yorker cartoon which she mentioned in the January 2009 GQ I believe.</description>
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<p>I just reread the 2005 Vanity Fair article online (I subscribe and had only a vague recollection of it) and every point you list 1. 2. 3. and 4. are from that one article with the exception of the second part of 3. about the New Yorker cartoon which she mentioned in the January 2009 GQ I believe.
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		<title>By: Rock</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 16 May 2009 03:52:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>So true Josephine. All that garbage and more roll out of her own mouth. Some don&#039;t understand when posters say they are sick of Jen.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So true Josephine. All that garbage and more roll out of her own mouth. Some don&#8217;t understand when posters say they are sick of Jen.
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		<title>By: Josephina</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 16 May 2009 03:09:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Diddy-

No, No, NO.  During the entire year of 2005 she had something to say almost everytime she was interviewed:

1.  She went on Oprah&#039;s show and exclaimed, &quot; I was shocked....the whole world was shocked&quot;  in reference to published photos of Brad and Angie on the beaches of Africa.

2.  W Magazine spread where Angie and Brad are in photo with children portraying a big, loving, happy family,...&quot;There&#039;s a sensitivity chip missing&quot; Jen states in reference to Brad.

3. Vanity Fair magazine articles where Jen AND her friends comment on her marriage to Brad in an unfavorable manner.  Furthermore, she offers what she thinks to be a funny moment when one of her friends sends her a cartoon of either Angie&#039;s face being blown up by a gun or a picture of a gun aiming at Angie ready to take fire.  Real nice.  

4. She has admitted to pity parties and screaming at the ocean.

TMI.  Nope, Aniston did not leave much to the imagination of what it felt like being dumped.  That is how the &quot;world&quot; knew of her pain and suffering...and loneliness, spitefulness, jealousy, anger. It came directly from her, not the tabloids.  After that repeated blunder, the tabloids have since spun it out of control and have made quite a sustainable profit.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Diddy-</p>
<p>No, No, NO.  During the entire year of 2005 she had something to say almost everytime she was interviewed:</p>
<p>1.  She went on Oprah&#8217;s show and exclaimed, &#8221; I was shocked&#8230;.the whole world was shocked&#8221;  in reference to published photos of Brad and Angie on the beaches of Africa.</p>
<p>2.  W Magazine spread where Angie and Brad are in photo with children portraying a big, loving, happy family,&#8230;&#8221;There&#8217;s a sensitivity chip missing&#8221; Jen states in reference to Brad.</p>
<p>3. Vanity Fair magazine articles where Jen AND her friends comment on her marriage to Brad in an unfavorable manner.  Furthermore, she offers what she thinks to be a funny moment when one of her friends sends her a cartoon of either Angie&#8217;s face being blown up by a gun or a picture of a gun aiming at Angie ready to take fire.  Real nice.  </p>
<p>4. She has admitted to pity parties and screaming at the ocean.</p>
<p>TMI.  Nope, Aniston did not leave much to the imagination of what it felt like being dumped.  That is how the &#8220;world&#8221; knew of her pain and suffering&#8230;and loneliness, spitefulness, jealousy, anger. It came directly from her, not the tabloids.  After that repeated blunder, the tabloids have since spun it out of control and have made quite a sustainable profit.
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		<title>By: Annie</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 May 2009 17:24:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>YES.

Benicio Del Toro!!! *swoons*</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>YES.</p>
<p>Benicio Del Toro!!! *swoons*
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		<title>By: Maritza</title>
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		<dc:creator>Maritza</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 May 2009 14:08:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Jennifer needs to get herself a billionaire like Salma Hayek did, or maybe she should try a latin lover for a change. Maybe someone like Benicio Del Toro...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Jennifer needs to get herself a billionaire like Salma Hayek did, or maybe she should try a latin lover for a change. Maybe someone like Benicio Del Toro&#8230;
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		<title>By: Jones</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 May 2009 11:54:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Don&#039;t we all spend a great deal of time wondering and debating over Jennifer Aniston&#039;s love life? Angelina Jolie&#039;s waist size, Brad Pitt&#039;s sorry excuse for a hair growth over his lip? Gosh we&#039;ve a lot of time on our hands. They are people we don&#039;t know, the closest we get to them is handling a dvd at Blockbuster. So let&#039;s not get our knickers in a knot over whether or not Brad&#039;s leaving Angelina, Jennifer&#039;s lack of decent boyfriend/children..obviously there are fun comments posted here - but some people take this all too seriously.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Don&#8217;t we all spend a great deal of time wondering and debating over Jennifer Aniston&#8217;s love life? Angelina Jolie&#8217;s waist size, Brad Pitt&#8217;s sorry excuse for a hair growth over his lip? Gosh we&#8217;ve a lot of time on our hands. They are people we don&#8217;t know, the closest we get to them is handling a dvd at Blockbuster. So let&#8217;s not get our knickers in a knot over whether or not Brad&#8217;s leaving Angelina, Jennifer&#8217;s lack of decent boyfriend/children..obviously there are fun comments posted here &#8211; but some people take this all too seriously.
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		<title>By: missy</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 May 2009 11:19:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Can someone please set me straight?  We just watched &quot;Marley &amp; Me&quot;--surprisingly endearing--and I swear the nose JA had in that film is not the same nose she has in the photo above.  I&#039;m confused, as the film is recent, and I assume these photos are too.  Help?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Can someone please set me straight?  We just watched &#8220;Marley &amp; Me&#8221;&#8211;surprisingly endearing&#8211;and I swear the nose JA had in that film is not the same nose she has in the photo above.  I&#8217;m confused, as the film is recent, and I assume these photos are too.  Help?
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		<title>By: diddy</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 May 2009 23:41:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>AMY to my knowledge the  only interview she did right after the divorce was  vanity fair magazine where she talked about it  and nothing else for years ;the rest we saw where from tabs who pretty much makeup stories everyday about various celebrities</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>AMY to my knowledge the  only interview she did right after the divorce was  vanity fair magazine where she talked about it  and nothing else for years ;the rest we saw where from tabs who pretty much makeup stories everyday about various celebrities
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		<title>By: ChristinaT</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 May 2009 23:37:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>crazy aunt times 1000000!!!

diddy, you said it... jen&#039;s PR team must be GOD! they control everything, even our thoughts :/

i hate myself for getting sucked into all this stupidity though :/</description>
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<p>diddy, you said it&#8230; jen&#8217;s PR team must be GOD! they control everything, even our thoughts :/</p>
<p>i hate myself for getting sucked into all this stupidity though :/
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