“Lena Dunham’s asymmetrical bangs are a moment of levity today” links

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Lena Dunham’s asymmetrical bangs made me laugh. [Celebslam]
Joe Simpson has prostate cancer, but everyone thinks he’ll be fine. [Dlisted]
Breitbart douche: NPR people are the real racists! [Jezebel]
People will probably flock to see Patriots Day. [LaineyGossip]
Jenna Dewan looks hot in this jumpsuit. [Go Fug Yourself]
Jamie Chung is pouting so hard in this photo. [Popoholic]
Elizabeth Warren rips into Donald Trump. Good. [Pajiba]
Would you let Bethenny Frankel adopt a 5-year-old? [Reality Tea]
Sarah Hyland covered the Chainsmokers’ “Closer.” [The Blemish]
Nick Jonas shows off his abs… and yes, I would still hit it. [OMG Blog]
Did Robin Thicke secretly marry a 21-year-old? [Wonderwall]

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  1. Kasia says:

    I can’t believe they’re releasing a movie about the Boston Marathon Bombing already. Seems a bit too soon for that.

    • Scout says:

      The fact they’re calling it “Patriot’s Day” rubs me the wrong way, especially coming from Mark “If I were on the planes 9/11 would have never happened” Wahlberg. Is it just me? This coupled with the news that a member of his transition team has now publicly stated they will be working on a Muslim registry just has me…in despair.

      • Delta Juliet says:

        Not defending it in any way and I have no plan to see it, but it’s not like the title is random. The event happened ON Patriot’s Day.

      • Lightpurple says:

        The Boston Marathon is run on Patriot’s Day, a state holiday in MA. The bombing occurred on Patriot’s Day. It is just what it is.

      • Scout says:

        LoL, I clearly am an idiot. Sorry y’all! Ignore me and carry on! Trump’s America has my mind all befuddled and I’ve just begun to expect the worst. 🙁

      • elle says:

        Don’t worry… I have the same reaction to the word “patriot,” as it’s been co-opted by one of the parties, along with the flag.

      • littlemissnaughty says:

        Say what? A registry?

  2. Amelia says:

    Well, well, Nick Jonas.
    *fans self*

  3. laulau says:

    As far as her hair goes, it’s okay. Her dress is nice tho.

    • NotSoSocialButterfly says:

      She cut them herself, right??? I mean, she had to have, right??

      • Fl girl says:

        I had that exact hair cut! Of course, I was 5 and did it myself with my little round-tipped, plastic scissors…

    • frankly says:

      The exact slanty cut of the bangs is not great, but I think the bangs themselves look really good on her. And I say that as someone who yells “YOUR BANGS ARE TRAGIC!” at people on tv 20 times a day. (Of course, right now I’m marathoning Gilmore Girls, so those 20 times are directed at season 6 Rory.)

      • laulau says:

        HA. I just laughed out loud at Rory’s bang phase… As someone who’s convinced myself they suit me – on three occasions- I can say they don’t suit everyone and they won’t help with the break-up blues.

  4. laulau says:

    I love Elizabeth Warren

  5. Lucy says:

    The only two people in which I like those bangs (so far) are Amandla Stenberg and Olivia Wilde in the Tron movie.

  6. paolanqar says:

    Anybody shocked by the latest Westworld episode?

    • Lightpurple says:

      Yes! And where is Elsie? And something needs to happen soon on Dolores’s train ride to self-discovery. Every time she’s on, I just want to go back to Maeve. Thandie is killing it.

      • paolanqar says:

        What if Dolores was the maze???
        I think that Ford knows everything about Mauve too and probably Bernard is Arnold.
        Bernarnold!

  7. Giddy says:

    Was LD drunk when she cut those bangs? The slant is one thing, but the sudden long piece above her right eye is giving me an itch. If I saw her I would want to whip out my manicure scissors and snip that bit.

  8. Marty says:

    Did anyone hear about that Vice reporter who got fired after reporter that since Lena Dunham wasn’t registered in NY she couldn’t vote? It was bananas.

    • Lorelai says:

      No, I didn’t, but I am off to Google it right now!

      There needs to be a post on that tomorrow…didn’t she volunteer for Hillary’s campaign? I mean, come on!

    • eto says:

      Any idea of the official reason he got fired? Was it because he posted her address?

      • Marty says:

        I’m guessing yes, I know he was making a point, but he still shouldn’t have posted her personal info like that.

        Although the hypocrisy of Dunham, I mean get it together girl.

  9. QQ says:

    *caaacckkllleeesssss Eternally* @ this poorly built bag of milk *ss chick and her “Look, Mommy I cut them Myself” sad Baby bangs, serves the purpose of making her face more lopsided that usual, Embiggens her already not small Nasal sitch! Good Job Lena, You made me laugh GOOD

    • Jess says:

      Why do you feel the need to make fun of her body shape and call her face “lopsided”? I’m all for criticizing Lena Dunham over what she says but your comment starts to read exactly like those alt-right twitter trolls who tear into other women’s LOOKS just to be snarky and mean. It just makes you look bad.

      You can be critical without being a bully

    • laulau says:

      So mean.
      I might be sensitive to dairy-related body shaming due to my cottage cheese thighs tho..

      • Elaine says:

        there’s an app for that! Well, not really. More like a brutal metal tool you use to scrape the cellulite away. Called the ‘fascia blaster’. It works! Am not joking. Good news, no more cottage cheesy-ness. Bad news…um there is none?!

      • laulau says:

        That sounds horrible, I want one. 😉

    • Shelley says:

      Day made

    • chn says:

      Lmao QQ!!! 😀

  10. emma says:

    I used to have asymmetrical bangs. They were bangin’! Fo’real though. It looked cool, I thought at least.

  11. Scout says:

    Lena Dunham’s entire demeanor in these photos accurately represents my feelings this past week. That said, why does she do this to herself? It’s like she goes out of her way to make her look as terrible as possible. If she’s happy then that’s all that matters but…ugh.

    Secondly, Elizabeth Warren is saying what all of her fellow Dems in Washington should be saying. They’ve played dirty for the past eight years and look where we are. It’s time for the DNC to fight fire with fire. Obama had a conference call yesterday with key donors/members of the party and he made it clear that everyone should a grace period to cope with what happened for a week or two but after Thanksgiving it’s time to fight back. I found it very interesting that he also said he’d be taking a vacation but come March he and Michelle would immediately be taking an active role in the party, which is almost unheard of for an outgoing President. They usually stay out of the spotlight for a few years out of respect for the new administration. Thank you Gods, we need the Obamas now more than ever!

    • LinaLamont says:

      Don’t care for the person, but, I think the bangs look cute as hell.

      As for Warren and the Obamas… YES!
      I’ve said before, I hate that the Dems ALWAYS roll over and play dead. It’s their MO. You don’t appease a bully (fascist). That’s not how it works. BTW, the Reps have been playing dirty way longer than 8 years. I’m sure they may have played dirty before Watergate.

    • OriginallyBlue says:

      I really hate that they are always expected to be the nice ones and maintain the moral high ground. Lot of good that did.
      What changes will occur if one side doesn’t give a sh*t about people who aren’t like them and the other has to rollover and play nice and not fight back.

      • Scout says:

        The hypocrisy is like salt in the wound. If I have to see/hear one more person talk about someone expressing a negative opinion of Trump using facts is lacking in civility while someone who openly supports him using opinions is the portrait of civility…I’m going to lose what of my mind is still left. There’s this staggering level of selfishness and I can’t wrap my head around it. I think it is why there is such a disconnect. It feels like one group is only concerned with helping themselves while another group is focused on helping everyone around them. Assuming we’re coming from a place of hate says more about his supporters than it does about his detractors.

  12. Nancy says:

    I got my hair cut today and while I won’t say I got Lena’d, he did cut them a tad too short. I’m sure none of my siblings will notice at Thanksgiving and have a few yucks. Ever since the election, not even the smallest of things have been the same. So I want to take a minute to thank the president elect for destroying my life, since I’m still traumatized by the reality of his existence and I have the bangs of a five year old, it’s his fault. Bang it…….I mean dang it!!

    • greenmonster says:

      Welcome Nancy. That happened to me three weeks ago. I wanted shorter bangs and was left with not much to be honest. I called it My little Pony (because bangs are called pony in German). Now it is a tiny bit longer and I’m feeling better about it. I even tried to raise my eyebrows to make the bangs look not that short 🙂 But I thought looking really suprised all the time would be even worse

      • Nancy says:

        Lol……I think I have the raise the eyebrows up look going on as well. They’re really not that short, but they will bother me. Like I said, it’s the trump curse!

  13. Pixie Witch says:

    Those arent asymmetrical bangs. Those are 3am drunk bangs. Been there, done that.

  14. Elia says:

    I cut my bangs like that about a month ago. In my defence it’s because there was no more wine left and I was bored. I went to a hair salon and got them fixed the next day. No way would I go to my factory job looking like that, much less walk a red carpet. God, I can’t stand her.

  15. TotallyBiased says:

    TOM HIDDLESTON IS ON JIMMY KIMMEL TONIGHT WITH THE NEW KONG SKULL ISLAND TRAILER.
    There, I just didn’t know where to put this piece of news. Explains his getting papped (navy jacket, grey shoes, and all) at LAX with that suitcase you could hide an Olsen twin in.
    Oh, and he beat Eddie Redmayne yesterday in the first rounds of GQ UK’s best dressed online poll. Today is IDRIS ELBA vs LUKE EVANS!!

  16. Shelley says:

    Lena Dunham’s aesthetic is tragic. And she thinks its cute. Anything for attention I suppose.

  17. Aubrey says:

    She looks good here.

  18. This is the prettiest I’ve ever seen her. I think it absolutely suits her.