Sorry to be the bearer of bad news but Justin Bieber is not looking for a new girlfriend, according to Bieber. Beibs made his 26th appearance on Ellen DeGeneres’ talk show yesterday. I don’t know why that number astounds me so much but it does. Ellen took The Biebs under her wing early on so he probably feels safe there, which is good, I guess. Traditionally, when he appears on Ellen she, in some way, teases him about his love life. So as he sat down on Monday she asked him straight out of the gate if he was dating anyone. And he said no but then, to the horror of all of us, he quickly added that he’s just not looking either. *sigh* At least we can take comfort in our shared misery.
If the outfit is anything to go by, I believe him. Very few people wearing black knee high socks and aircraft-sharkmouth-art shorts are actually trying to attract a mate. But in his next breath, he laments the worst part of being on the road is the loneliness so it’s probably only a matter of time before we get some new pap pictures of Biebs in some state of undress with a girl in the background.
Although I’ll admit, the fact that he can’t be away from his dog Ester kind of warms me up to him. Kind of.
The big news announced at the end of the video is that Bieber is set to begin a stadium tour after the Australian leg of his Purpose Tour. I, unlike the very enthusiastic audience, do not welcome this news. I think this tour has taken a toll on him and would feel better if he were planning a decent break. Recently Bieber made headlines for punching a fan in the face while in Barcelona. In this case, the ‘fan’ was completely out of line, reaching into Bieber’s car as it pulled up and grabbing his bicep. But Bieber’s reaction was not impulsive, he waited before clocking the guy. Following that, Biebs was papped a few times working out (shirtless) at a boxing gym in LA. Sunday, as he left, Bieber paused a moment before getting in his car to lecture the paps about how to do their job. He told them they should just take his picture and “act like you’re not even there”. He told them to stop yelling because at this point, everyone should know how Bieber feels about yelling – he’s just “super normal,” yo.
After finishing up the European portion of his Purpose Tour, Bieber swung by new buddy Usain Bolt’s party for his documentary I Am Bolt. The two tested each other’s mettle for drinking and partying late but other than a few classic drunk face shots, the boys were generally well behaved.
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He is such an unattractive douche. I have no idea how girls find him attractive.
ITA – he still looks like he hasn’t yet finished puberty! You know what they say – what is on the inside is reflected on the outside, eventually.
He looks pretty messed up in that last pic.
I can’t stop laughing at it. I can’t believe so many young girls have a crush on him. Lil weirdos.
I laughed so hard I cried a little. HIS TEETH/MOUTH LOOKS LIKE BILLY BOB THORNTON’S. Ahahahahaha.
I thought he looks like Prince William hahahahahahaha
Napoleon Dynamite. I can’t believe it!
Bwahhhahahah Me Either This sh*t took me by surprise and it took me smooth out of the game …. This Picture better become his Lindsay Lohan Cracken Pic OMFG this is better than the Baby pick up with the bodyguard pic
I’d rather go look for his appeal..and never come back.
I like his new hairdo. That’s all I got.
Seriously?
It’s not really a hairdo though. It’s as unstyled as it can get. It’s a hairdon’t actually, the haircut of a 6 year old.
I grew up in a fairly small area. There was one main, basic hairdresser all the kids went to. They had particular haircuts they gave to the special needs children – one boy style, one girl style. The boy haircut is what Biebs has going on right now.
Absolute douchebag. He bleeds vinegar and water.
Those aviators are soooo bad!
He looks like Terry Richardson Jr in that last pic. Gross.
OMG…. you nailed it! So gross 😷
Sometimes he makes me think of Corey Haim – a lost little boy
He is not even cute anymore… going on tour again?! I don’t think it is a good idea based on his last tour. I hope he is taking care of himself…
I find it really interesting to see before our very eyes the toll that fame takes on these people, mentally and otherwise.
I don’t think fame is good for a person, at all.
I think that very few people thrive underneath the weight of fame. For all the crap Beiber has gotten, including from me, when I actually reflect on my formative years, he isn’t that bad. I can’t imagine living my life under that kind of intense scrutiny even now in my forties.
Sadly, i don’t think he will stop or be allowed to until he shatters. He’s already shown serious cracks over the years. I think that he is somewhat of an introvert with a lot of anxiety.
Contrary to popular opinion, I do think that he is talented. I think he has a musical gift that has somehow become a burden to him. He has enough money so I wish he could just take it easy and enjoy writing and creating.
When they announced the tour he just looked so dead inside. It’s like his team really really wants to burn him out. Milk him for all he’s got.
Justin is either headed for a meltdown. Just feel that his entourage are keeping him going just because of the money . Whether it is drugs or he is just burnt out or a combination of the two. I just can not see him continuing touring or singing much longer.
Only if he keeps that terrible hair cut and the aviator glasses. Digging the Mark Chapman look!!!!!
Were these pictures picked especially for extreme derpiness or does he just look like this all the time now? How and why does he have any fans? It’s perplexing.
Those glasses make him look like a young Christian Weston Chandler. Ick.