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John Mayer went out to a club in Hollywood on Saturday night and decided to make himself more of a spectacle than usual for the ever-present paparazzi looking for some action outside. He decided to have girls make lipstick kisses on his white shirt, twittering about his plan the whole time:
John Mayer never ceases to entertain, even when he puts down the guitar and goes out on the town in L.A. The jokester headed out with his brother and pals, having dinner at Katsuya before hitting up MyHouse.
But just partying with the boys wasn’t enough for John, he wanted his fans and Twitter followers to be in on the fun too, as he Tweeted the night away. Even as he was getting his groove on to MIA’s “Paper Planes” and Montell Jordan’s “This is How We Do It,” John was simultaneously updating his Twitter.
“Trying to procure as many red lipstick kisses on my face as I can. Trying to gag photogs and make a jokOH MY GOD MONTEL JORDAN JUST CAME ON,” the ecstatic party boy wrote.
Always the charmer, John decided to get as many girls as he could to kiss him to fool the paparazzi into thinking he had a new girlfriend… or girlfriends!
“Okay, check it. Just spent the last hour getting the reddest lipstick on me for a gag. When you see the pics of me leaving the club covered in kisses it’s all a gag. Have fun. Smile at the things that worry you. Play good music. Laugh. Live your life!!” he tweeted.
To finish off his night, John danced his way out the front door singing “Man in the Mirror,” complete with red kisses all ove rhis face. Mission complete!
[From OK! Magazine]
It sounds like the little lists you complete during bachelorette parties out – Get a guy to give you the shirt off his back, dance on the bar, do a body shot. Only Mayer came up with the stunt on his on his own and is getting the media and fans to participate. At least he’s having fun with it and joking around, although it smacks of self-promotion like most everything else he does. This is the guy who tweets that he’s at home getting drunk with a breathalyzer test. So what do you think, is it some harmless fun or more evidence that he’s a fame wh*re? I would give him the benefit of the doubt, but he looks like a total tool in the photos. What would he do if there was no one paying attention to him for once?
Photo credit: Anthony/PacificCoastNews.com
Written by Celebitchy
Posted in John Mayer
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‘Living Life’ revolves around getting things from females, I suppose, in his mind. This guy can’t possibly make me despise him– and his type– any harder and more fervently LOL
To each his own.
But if one of these type—– *deep breathes* ok lemme go check out some OTHER posts….
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If John Mayer could kiss all over his own body, then the guy would never move from in front of his mirror!
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It’s having fun. His personality, attracts, some pretty nice looking woman, it’s totally unfair, to blame him for something, a woman wants. What about her? Woman are not victims of anything, and NO! he’s not a fame whore either, that would apply, to anyone, without talent, that needs attention, desperately! The bottom line is, that Mayer is a kick- ass musician/songwriter. In the tradition of Hendrix, & Clapton (but not a legend) just worthy of his talents.
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Ha, The Mayer never ceases to amuse me.
You just know that when he’s gone home and signed off Twitter, he’s taken that shirt off and sat looking at it solemnly before crying, curling up in the foetal position and sucking his thumb.
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In the tradition of Hendrix and Clapton???
MON DIUE!
in your dreams…
is that you John?
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I am still not up or down with this twitter thing!!! But it must be cool if Ashton Kutcher tweets.
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What a pathetic d-bag jerk. It stop being about music long time ago. He is a big famewh0re now. Music was the tool he used to get in Hollywood.
Funny how this is the t#rd that will claim Jennifer Aniston. If I was her I would be embarrassed.
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Even if it was about the music, his SUCKS anyway.
“Your body is a wonderland.” Really?
Just. Plain. Awful. I’m going with d-baggery at its finest, because when has it not been for Mayer?
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Well I am starting to see the only reaosn he writes music or pretends to do the whole woman-worship or romancing thing is in orer to GET from women, what he so badly needs.
Its like he has a full-blown existential crisis and were it not for females recognizing his existence, he’d die from a panic attack or sublimate into non-existence.
So I dont even like to hear his music anymore, knowing it its all like a giant manipulative ploy. Gross.
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He look like a nasty crackhead.
His grade school antics are so lame. This d-bag will do anything to get attention.
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NO! he’s not a fame whore either, that would apply, to anyone, without talent, that needs attention, desperately! The bottom line is, that Mayer is a kick- ass musician/songwriter. In the tradition of Hendrix, & Clapton (but not a legend) just worthy of his talents.
WTF?!?! Are you high? Can I have some of whatever it is you’re smoking?
First, Mayer is the DEFINITION of a famewhore. Every single thing he does is calculated for maximum media exposure.
Second, comparing Mayer to the likes of Clapton & Hendrix is akin to pissing all over Clapton & Hendrix’s legacies. There is no way in any manner of hell that Mayer is remotely as talented as either Clapton or Hendrix’s little toe.
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I was listening to ‘Daughters’ today, and I felt completely perplexed as to how a big douche like him could write such a lovely song.
As for his Tweets, I have nothing to say.
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I don’t believe this douche bag wrote his songs like everything else he just copies from someone else. I believe Clay Cook wrote a lot his songs. This idiot knows his 15 mins is almost up so he is trying to extend it.
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Go away John you big creep. He can’t even grow good facial hair and he always looks so grubby.
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