Angelina Jolie was seen “driving” a red Dodge Viper while on the set of her thriller Wanted in Chicago yesterday. She was also photographed speaking with a producer and hopefully she was emoting a scene as she made a few silly faces.

She looks pretty fierce in the car. I like when she makes that determined face and that look is partially how she become the poster girl for femme fatales. That dark eye makeup is making her face look even more skeletal though. I won’t get into her weight, but she’s more kick ass with a little muscle on her frame like in the Tomb Raider days.

Angelina does seem to have gained some essential weight, maybe just a little, so the rags are quick to call her pregnant again. I sincerely doubt this is true, as there are Angelina pregnancy rumors about every 6 weeks:

Jolie had family, friends and fans alarmed when in the recent months she started looking extremely thin and frail.

But now, she’s put on some weight again and an insider said that it might be due to her pregnancy.

She also reportedly gave a sign at eldest son Maddox’s sixth birthday party over the Aug 4 weekend, when she kept touching her stomach “absent-mindedly”.

“Angie touched her belly absent-mindedly throughout the weekend. There was a definite protrusion from her belly,” Life and Style quoted the source, as saying.

A friend of partner Brad Pitt also revealed that the actress has started taking care of herself.

“She finally got the message that people were worried and is taking care to eat well,” the pal said.

If the news is true, then the impending arrival will be the fifth child for Brangelina, and their second biological child.

[From Life & Style as covered in Times of India]

You know there are rarely, if ever, “friends” or “insiders” that dish on the celebrities like this. I mean there inevitably are some people selling out their employers and famous acquaintances, but the vast majority of these quotes are made up by the journalist based on paparazzi pictures. Maybe we should do this at Celebitchy, and act like we have insider connections with the major celebrities. You guys would buy that, right?

My cousin’s best friend works at a Whole Foods in LA, and one of her coworkers is married to one of Angelina’s nannies. She says that Angelina is nice some of the time, but can get upset if you don’t follow directions and is very particular about how she wants her kids handled. She also specifically forbids television. They are allowed to have McDonalds and some junk food, as Angelina is not that strict about what they eat. It is hard working for the Jolie-Pitts, though, as my cousin’s best friend’s coworker doesn’t get to see his wife that much because she’s constantly traveling. She also doesn’t get much advance notice where she’ll be.

The nanny says “Angelina really cares for her kids and she and Brad do want more someday. She is happy with the four she has at this point, and is too busy focusing on her career to have another baby right now.”

Those last two paragraphs are completely made up, but even with this disclaimer I still felt guilty writing it.