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		<title>By: Pufft</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 May 2009 10:51:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Do you at all read the actual blogs or just the comments? I would have taken your it-suck-a-Chinese-bucket-full-of-decomposed-human-genitals-to-be-me witty come-back (if I can call it one) had you not made it your life’s calling to give your opinions (albeit unwanted) on what posters said. I guarantee you’ll sound smarter if you take the time to comment on the content of the thread instead.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Do you at all read the actual blogs or just the comments? I would have taken your it-suck-a-Chinese-bucket-full-of-decomposed-human-genitals-to-be-me witty come-back (if I can call it one) had you not made it your life’s calling to give your opinions (albeit unwanted) on what posters said. I guarantee you’ll sound smarter if you take the time to comment on the content of the thread instead.
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		<title>By: laura terry</title>
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		<dc:creator>laura terry</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 24 May 2009 19:16:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>oh god almighty naomi watt&#039;s better watch her back, this woman is a serial husband-stealer.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>oh god almighty naomi watt&#8217;s better watch her back, this woman is a serial husband-stealer.
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		<title>By: whatever</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 24 May 2009 01:50:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Yeah right, HashBrowns. Nothing says crazy like spending endless hours on the internet writing long-winded manifestos about how poor celebs like Jen Aniston are being bullied by no-name fools on the internet. How are they bullying the poor, fame-shy Ms. Aniston? By saying she&#039;s duller than a piece of toast? How very tragic. Maybe, we should start a charity on her behalf. Come out of the closet, you groupie.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yeah right, HashBrowns. Nothing says crazy like spending endless hours on the internet writing long-winded manifestos about how poor celebs like Jen Aniston are being bullied by no-name fools on the internet. How are they bullying the poor, fame-shy Ms. Aniston? By saying she&#8217;s duller than a piece of toast? How very tragic. Maybe, we should start a charity on her behalf. Come out of the closet, you groupie.
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		<title>By: HashBrowns</title>
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		<dc:creator>HashBrowns</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 23 May 2009 22:25:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@u crazy girl: I also defended the fat kid/nerdy kid in class, but I wasn&#039;t really friends with or fans of them. 

Sorry, but pointing out when someone is just being a horrible person to someone who doesn&#039;t deserve it doesn&#039;t mean that I&#039;m a fangirl. It just means that I see bullying behavior among a group of people against one person. That&#039;s just how it is. 

I don&#039;t go and see her movies just because she&#039;s in them (I didn&#039;t see Marley and Me or Management and I&#039;m probably not going to see The Baster) and I don&#039;t watch late night shows just because she&#039;s on them (like I do with Ewan McGregor). 

I just don&#039;t like unfair coverage and Jennifer Aniston not only gets unfair coverage but there is a complete imbalance of the &quot;fans&quot; on this site where her comment sections are always full of adulterated negativity. 

How pointing that out makes me a crazy fangirl is a mystery to me.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@u crazy girl: I also defended the fat kid/nerdy kid in class, but I wasn&#8217;t really friends with or fans of them. </p>
<p>Sorry, but pointing out when someone is just being a horrible person to someone who doesn&#8217;t deserve it doesn&#8217;t mean that I&#8217;m a fangirl. It just means that I see bullying behavior among a group of people against one person. That&#8217;s just how it is. </p>
<p>I don&#8217;t go and see her movies just because she&#8217;s in them (I didn&#8217;t see Marley and Me or Management and I&#8217;m probably not going to see The Baster) and I don&#8217;t watch late night shows just because she&#8217;s on them (like I do with Ewan McGregor). </p>
<p>I just don&#8217;t like unfair coverage and Jennifer Aniston not only gets unfair coverage but there is a complete imbalance of the &#8220;fans&#8221; on this site where her comment sections are always full of adulterated negativity. </p>
<p>How pointing that out makes me a crazy fangirl is a mystery to me.
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		<title>By: u crazy girl</title>
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		<dc:creator>u crazy girl</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 May 2009 03:42:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hashbrowns, not a fan of either? That&#039;s SO laughable. You are the one who accused the people of talking bad about Jen as being bullies! You are the one who say the same nasty things about Brad/Ang. over and over and over. Stop lyin&#039;, hash o&#039; shite. You don&#039;t have a respectable bone in your body anymore.
You are just like all the other crazy fangirls on the internet.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hashbrowns, not a fan of either? That&#8217;s SO laughable. You are the one who accused the people of talking bad about Jen as being bullies! You are the one who say the same nasty things about Brad/Ang. over and over and over. Stop lyin&#8217;, hash o&#8217; shite. You don&#8217;t have a respectable bone in your body anymore.<br />
You are just like all the other crazy fangirls on the internet.
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		<title>By: Codzilla</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 May 2009 18:03:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Pufft: You claiming neutrality on this subject is like a crazy person assuring us he&#039;s perfectly sane in between lengthy conversations with his imaginary friend. It&#039;s laughable and kind of sad at the same time.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Pufft: You claiming neutrality on this subject is like a crazy person assuring us he&#8217;s perfectly sane in between lengthy conversations with his imaginary friend. It&#8217;s laughable and kind of sad at the same time.
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		<title>By: DD</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 May 2009 22:22:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@Pufft - dude you need to calm down, you sound way too invested.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@Pufft &#8211; dude you need to calm down, you sound way too invested.
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		<title>By: HashBrowns</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 May 2009 21:35:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@diego: If you&#039;d actually read my comment, you&#039;d see what I had written my &quot;book&quot; (aka a paragraph and then a joke) about these two crazies.

I&#039;m not a fan of either, to be honest. I think they are both fame whores like all actors are. 

I just think it&#039;s hilarious how superficial the Brangeloonies are being by staking the success of Brad and Angelina&#039;s relationship on whether or not they walked a red carpet together. 

But of course, you didn&#039;t actually read my comment. </description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@diego: If you&#8217;d actually read my comment, you&#8217;d see what I had written my &#8220;book&#8221; (aka a paragraph and then a joke) about these two crazies.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m not a fan of either, to be honest. I think they are both fame whores like all actors are. </p>
<p>I just think it&#8217;s hilarious how superficial the Brangeloonies are being by staking the success of Brad and Angelina&#8217;s relationship on whether or not they walked a red carpet together. </p>
<p>But of course, you didn&#8217;t actually read my comment.
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		<title>By: Pufft</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 May 2009 21:24:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@Hashbrowns: I call out haters in both camps - SO YES, that DOES make me neutral. Are we back in high school? Spare me the lecture.

@DD: And you would know because you follow my every comment on every post about Jen/Angie? Yeah, I didn&#039;t think so (and if you do, that makes you a stalker. Scary).</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@Hashbrowns: I call out haters in both camps &#8211; SO YES, that DOES make me neutral. Are we back in high school? Spare me the lecture.</p>
<p>@DD: And you would know because you follow my every comment on every post about Jen/Angie? Yeah, I didn&#8217;t think so (and if you do, that makes you a stalker. Scary).
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		<title>By: diego</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 May 2009 21:08:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>HashBrowns asks &quot;Why does anyone care again?&quot; then goes on to write a book about the topic. Why don&#039;t you answer your own question? Why do YOU CARE? Why do you spend so much time writing about them? You Jen/Ang. fangirls are all nuttier than a squirrel&#039;s turd. I wish we can beam you guys back to 2004 so you can relive your glory days.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>HashBrowns asks &#8220;Why does anyone care again?&#8221; then goes on to write a book about the topic. Why don&#8217;t you answer your own question? Why do YOU CARE? Why do you spend so much time writing about them? You Jen/Ang. fangirls are all nuttier than a squirrel&#8217;s turd. I wish we can beam you guys back to 2004 so you can relive your glory days.
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