Well, this explains why Beyonce has been suspiciously quiet for months. I mean, she’s always quiet when she wants to be quiet, but most of us thought she was plotting another surprise album or something like that. But no! BEYONCE IS KNOCKED UP.
WITH TWINS!!!!!!!!!!!!
And that Instagram is how she announced it. CB and I were just debating what it all meant. I think it’s very obvious that her vagine is a floral bouquet of wonder and all the peasants must get in formation and pray on these BEYSUS TWINS. Amen.
But seriously, Beyonce will one-up your band-aid baby any day of the week. It wasn’t that long ago when we were convinced that Bey and Jay wouldn’t go the distance. But they were plotting the whole time. Twins: the biggest wig snatch of all.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
I JUST REALIZED SHE WAITED UNTIL BLACK HISTORY MONTH
LMAO!!
OMG, I thought I was the only one who thought that wasn’t a coincidence.
Everything Bey does is deliberate. This is why I am in awe of Virgos.
Queen Bey knows how to make the most out of every statement. The timing is too good to be coincidence.
And if you notice…purple bra, blue knickers..A girl AND a boy? Too much of a mis-match to be random! (please, don’t want to get into the gender colour situation, there’s still people who does stuff like that)
Francesca, it’s because she’s secretly an Aston Villa fan.*
*obscure British joke alert
Embertine, you’re lucky I’m based in the UK!!! lol
😉
That pic is sump’n else, but congrats to the Carters!
That pic Is people of wal mart chic!
Any one else getting a “Glamour shot” “pic you get at the mall” vibe?? But anyway, happy for them. I think she has had a miscarriage before, so its understandable that they would wait, too.
I think that pic is just dreadful!! Beyond tacky. Ugly underwear, too. But I am happy for them – may they be blessed with much love and happiness!
Hahahahha! “Walmart chic”! Hilarious. Still, happy for her (and her weird mismatched undies).
Aaaaah, all the better for the timing! Lemonade was a beautiful example of concept art, I thought — now Bey has gone herself one better…with CONCEPTION art! Thumbs up amd big congrats to the Carters!
You said conception art 😂🙌🏼😂
Yep. Only Beyonce could segue from conceptual art to conception art!
That pics is also to stop the rumors of another pillow pregnancy. See, look at my stomach. I’m actually pregnant, no surrogate
I was thinking the same thing
Because there’s no way to photoshop that in…. right?
She showed her stomach in a bikini pic with the first one, and she did look pregnant (it was before the infamous collapsing belly). Maybe she eats a big pasta meal before taking those pictures.
That is awesome!
That she did. Last year was Lemonade this year is twins. Hashtag blessed
Weird pic. She looks like she stripped, then hopped on top of someone’s casket at a funeral. And damn this time, she made sure to show that belly! But here’s hoping she has a smooth pregnancy and all goes well.
Ha def looks like a casket with those funeral wreaths 😳
Yes it does! Can’t unsee it.
So not a Kimye “wall of flowers” production. I applaud her and her restraint. 🙂
Flowers arches are the new thing. Pretty much all the brides for summer 2017 have been asking me for them, as a florist in London. I personally love the flowers (those Icelandic poppies are just too gorgeous) but its a different style to how the US usually goes, so I understand why people might not be getting them.
Has it been confirmed it’s twins?
Just because I initially read it as meaning they’ve been blessed in having two pregnancies – Blue being one, this one being the other.
I think family “growing by two” does mean twins.
“…our family will be growing by TWO”
That means two more are coming! Good for them 🙂
Oops! Completely skimmed that bit 😅
My bad. Guess that’s confirmed then.
Her mother also confirmed its twins on her IG.
I’m shocked ! I thought Blue would be an only child . Congrats to the Carters .
I bet there’s a part of Blue that is right there with you!
Congrats to Bey!
Another two kids with whom North West won’t be playing with.
Hahahahahahahahaha
I bet the resident Pumpkin will get all up in a twitter rage if this eclipses any of his executive order BS.
So good for them! If anyone else tried to announce a pregnancy this way there would be a whole lot of side-eye for such a gratuitous post. I do wonder how much time and effort they spent on this shoot, she does look like a (beautiful) mannequin.
He will probably be angry that this upstaged his acknowledgment that there is a Black History Month – he sat with Ben Carson and everything! – but he has bigger problems with Susan Collins and Lisa Murkowski turning on DeVoes. Pence will have to leave his side for a few minutes to go vote and who’ll help him with the binders and pens while he’s gone?
Don’t worry, he’ll have Sean Spicer and together they totally know who Fredrick Douglass is, okay?
I agree with the upthread posters that this is an unseemly pic – Beyoncé or not. You BET they had Some fertilization help — or there’s a shocking, not-so-coincidental number of twins born to celebs.
Cat food j lo Mariah Julia Roberts , Angelina are some celeb twin moms and they were all over 30 when they got pregnant. As was I When I got pregnant with my twins. Had 3 singletons already. The older you are the more and faster your body spits out the eggs (getting rid of them for menopause) tmi? Anyways in beys case likely there was help just because it seems they have had miscarriages or maybe just one and maybe trouble conceiving
OMG!!!! I am beyond snatched. This queen just snatched my wig from my skill and left me edgeless and bald. How dare you Beyoncé?! How dare you just drop that photo from nowhere?! Bitch what about my Coachella tickets?!. Slayyyyyyyyy
OH God you guys I think I’m gonna die from happiness. This bitch just kicked off the black history month with this. It’s like she smelled the gloom and decided to bless my ugly cold heart. Bitch just kdbxkjjxnnjjxndgjdndvdjd I’m really gonna die you guys. Beyoncé just blessed my month. oh God.
on a more serious note, this is how to do it, you work on your marriage before having another baby. band-aid babies do more harm than good. I bet Blue is elated
any takes on the names. I’m thinking Brooklyn and Houston. or
This is my favorite response.
Agree! Scar, your happiness just leaps off the screen and is wonderful to see:)
Congrats to the expecting family-good health and best wishes to all!
I’m thinking Green and Yellow.
I here for Scar!!!
@Scar
I am in love with your post right now. This is so nice to see after such a hard, HARD past couple of weeks. I wish Bey and her family nothing, but love, love, love.
Scar, you nailed it!
Scar go and look at the under water pics on her website. I CANNOT handle it
I’m so happy for them
However, if it wasn’t Beyoncé in the photo this would be in a “bad maternity pictures” click bait article
That’s exactly what I thought! It looks incredibly tacky.
That’s my impression. This looks tacky- these flowers and colors and that veil the color of vomit. I thought she had style
Like ‘People of Walmart’ levels of tackiness…
Yeah, if this showed up in my Facebook feed from one of my friends, I would roll my eyes so hard! Plus have major second-hand embarrassment.
I think this is to shut down all the “fake” pregnancy stuff.
Oh it so would.
Ha ha one of my girlfriends describes this as ‘peak ratchet’.
It’s like they bought the deluxe package at sears photo studio.
The other ones on her website where she is underwater are so much nicer
It was worth it just to see JCPenny defending that pic with her lyrics, haha.
So Orange Cheeto is president and Beyonce is pregnant with twins? The day after the election, she knew what she needed to do. . BEYONCE’S TWINS WILL SAVE US!
Congratulations!
Why blue panties and pink-ish bra? Boy and girl?????
Oooh maybe! I was theorising this morning it would be boy/girl twins (as we know all these celebrities aren’t having twins naturally so why not choose?) and now you’ve made me wonder even more….
Maybe. I didn’t think of that.
Good call, I didn’t think about that! Now I’m scared the weird funeral arrangements might be in honor of one she lost and I feel like a jerk for my earlier comments!
All I can think of when I see that picture is “couldn’t she find a matching set?”
Hopefully things will go well and it’s nice to get good news. But does anyone think that the reveal timing has anything to do with the upcoming grammys?
Yes I think it has EVERYTHING to do with the upcoming Grammy’s and her rumoured performance with Adele…
Congrats! And a lovely pic.
Do you think this is the reason why Kim K is posting messages about trying to get pregnant?
Wait, what? Not that I want to think about Ms Kardashian West’s womb but… didn’t she hate being pregnant? Twice?
@ BAHARE The voting period for the Grammys has already ended weeks ago which means the winners are already decided and I don’t think she will purposely get pregnant just because of an award she’s won twenty times.
I don’t think she’ll get pregnant again. She spent SOOO much money on plastic surgery after Saint…..
Greatest Instagram EVER? Really? It’s awkward and tacky to me.
You know, I’m actually related to Mata Hari. She would have been all over this instagram, what you call tacky was totally her thing.
omg that is a hell of a relation, @Wilma!!!!!wow
Matahari
+1
I don’t even follow Beyonce but I love this pic. I think it is glorious and beautiful and looks like a dream!!
Cue pillow baby theorists. If the Clooney’s have twins too, this will be a celebrity baby twin off.
Ugh, I want nothing more than a twin off to distract me from politics
Ugh. How cruelly stupid that crap is–denying the parentage of someone’s child FOR SPORT. Let’s hope those people went back under their f*cking bridges.
I don’t get it. Why is she so special?
Good for her, I guess, but that instagram pic is all shades of tacky, and if anyone else had announced a pregnancy with the same pic, they’d have been roundly and quite rightly eye-rolled on here.
Uhmmmm she’s special cos she’s Beyoncé: a hardworking and talented woman who minds her business and is always nice. Damn girl let her leave. any other pic but that one and you’d be accusing her of faking her pregnancy and trying to be too perfect. Chica posted the most relatable photo and you still find a problem with it.
Where’s your “congratulations ” at least have the grace to offer von grays before asking why she’s special and well liked.
I know this is celebitchy but it’s comments like this and those other ones on the Jennifer Aniston, Duchess Kate, Gwyneth paltrow and K-Stew’s threads that make me stay the hell away
I’m with you Scar +1,000
If the celeb isn’t President Cheeto, Woody Allen, Casey Affleck, Roman Polanski, Mel Gibson or Nate Parker, etc. (you get the picture) I say no need to be negative and rip them apart.
Not everybody is a Stan and they are just as entitled to express their opinion as those who are, nobody is being ‘ripped to pieces’ her, just expressing confusion at the blind adoration they do not share.
@Scar, THIS. Glad you wrote this, there always has to be one Debbie Downer on a Hive post. So happy for her <3
@scar
“Chica posted the most relatable photo” Seriously? This 1987 glamour shot from hell is a relatable photo? Huh. To each their own because I think it’s ridiculous. Like something Courtney Stodden would post.
I so agree with you. I don’t get why she is special. She sounds like a caterwaller hitting high notes, and the melody never seems to go with the words to her songs. Her dancing and choreography aren’t usually special, not knocking her, I just don’t get it. I hope she has a healthy preganancy. I just don’t understand this being the end all-be all for some people. To each their own, I suppose.
Thank you, we don’t ALL have to like her.
The only thing I like about her is that she gets under the trumpeters skin. Not a fan either.
Guesto
+1
Another Debbie Downer. I don’t get the adulation for her either. Too much narcissism for me. But these are some SERIOUSLY TACKY photos lollll. She should be embarrassed really.
That pic is straight outta some crazy 1990’s shot done in a suburban photo studio. WTAF? Plus since nobody believed she was preggers last time, she’s gone all out to show that belly (which actually looks preggers for reals IMHO).
There were pics of her belly last time, though. People chose to ignore them. Like the one at the beach where she was wearing a bikini.
She ARCHED her back at the beach and was on steroids. And it was the ONLY photo.
IF Beyonce managed to grow her babies in her belly this time, that is fantastic for her. But IF she is LYING to us again…..that’s a horse of a different color.
She LOOKS pregnant, so for now, I am going to believe her words. Congrats Bey!!
Pleased for Beyonce and her family. Can’t believe there are people still running around with that crazy fake pregnancy theory when there are pictures and footage of pregnant Beyonce. People like @artistsnow say she was on steroids to look pregnant. I’ve had courses of oral steroids as a last resort and steroid bloat does not make you look like this: https://goo.gl/PQaaY. You get moon face and an unhealthy puffiness. It’s also very risky to be on this medication with its myriad side-effects. It does not make sense that Beyonce would take serious medical risks to avoid pregnancy for vanity’s sake, and go on to take medication that…distorts her body. The woman carried her first baby to full term while you were busy with your bizarre fanfic. She’s having two more. Good for her!
@peeking in i know right? People will scream PHOTOSHOP bc beyonce is the devil.
@Artistsnow FYI in her lemonade mini movie in the “all night long” bit there is a home video footage fully frontal big ass 9 month pregnant belly Beyonce Knowles-Carter. And before you ask I know editing and photoshop when i see it.
And it was a freaking DRESS that folded weirdly.
She might be annoying with the media control thing she does but… faking 2 pregnancies?😵
It always amazes me how people will really give in to this Beyonce-is-a-fake-pregnancy-master conspiracy. You are allowed not to like her but just think about this for two seconds:DOES IT MAKE SENSE TO YOU?
Smh
Arched her back and was on steroids? 🤣🤣🤣 STAHP! Actually there was more than one photo from that day.
Congrats to any woman who is expecting but I agree, that photo is so embarrassing. And I DO believe she faked her last pregnancy. If it was for fertility reasons, which I am inclined to believe now that she is having twins, then I feel sorry for her but the whole facade was almost as embarrassing as this photo. I could eat a cheeseburger and puff out my stomach and look more “pregnant” than her on that beach shoot hah.
Good for them. Great pic.
Bul Pharrell and his wife Helen triple-upped everybody. Helen had triplets a few days ago. Now, that’s a big deal. I can’t even imagine having triplets.
The thought of giving birth to triplets- especially as a first pregnancy- that’s something I’d hope to not go through.
That picture is so awful that it’s amazing! I can’t make sense of it, the mismatched lingerie, the green veil, and just throw some funeral arrangements in there, yeah! Good for them though, twins! Crazy.
Thank you! I was beginning to think I was the only one that the pix screamed funeral arrangements there.
My thoughts exactly. It’s insane and I’m HERE FOR ALL OF IT. Congrats, Carters!
Yes. And not even a fresh or well-designed funeral arrangement at that. Just a hodgepodge of leftover flowers and greenery.
Its so eyeopening to read the average Americans take on flowers. These flowers are beautiful, the arch is so on trend too. Yet people still seems to just want tightly packed roses, no foliage, looking totally unnatural because thats what they see at Walmart and think is floristry. Gross.
Cemetery glam
Lol😂😂😂😂
Happy for them. I saw her last tour and really seems very sweet. Blue and my daughter are 2 months apart and now my future daughter and twinsies will be months apart!
I assume the whole “the world is ending, Emperor Cheeto is Satan incarnate” thing influences this being the greatest Instagram ever.
Red Wine and Green Hornet
This might just go down as the tackiest Instagram ever. Congrats and all, but sheesh, the visuals are just so…..ugh. I’m enjoying the fact that clearly so much effort went into the creation of this “masterpiece”. It’ll be remembered, I’ll give them that!
They pulled the frozen sperm from freezer and found another surrogate…
Personally, I am more than 100% okay with Beyoncé reproducing. And that picture is absolutely wonderful, in all its…eccentricity, let’s say. Congrats to her and Jay!!!
She looks content
Happy for them, but can’t help but think that that is truly the ugliest pregnancy announcement photo ever. Why would you do that to not only yourself but your poor unborn kid/s/? Maybe it’s just my haughty European sensibilities who are offended at all the funeral-like flowers surrounding her growing womb? 😉
Y’all know that Wendy Williams gif where she pulls off her wig in an excessively dramatic fashion? That was me. I was so snatched. I honestly did not expect it, let alone TWINS.
Virgin Mary on acid. This is the ugliest thing I have ever seen to announce babies.
I love it.
The lingerie is a bit strange choice since the babies will see this one day presumably. And the flowers look a little funeral type like some have said. But I still like the photo and expecially the veil.
I don’t think that would be any type of problem for those babies, since they’ll see her and millions of other women in bikinis at beaches throughout their childhoods and adulthoods too.
Weyyuuuulll….
I’m glad they got their shit together, I guess. Good for them. That photo is ridiculous, like… I am the Virgin Mother levels of ridiculousness… but it’s Beyoncé, so whatever.
Wow that is a hilarious picture….the styling was so dollarstore i love it…we’ve all had to make a dollar store gift bag look like a million bucks . . Bey is no different…she even has our stretch mark thighs ladies! =]
You do you,Bey cause NO ONE else can. All blessings to you and yr family. SHE MADE LEMONADE,PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Also that pic,color scheme,flowers and outfit colors are in the vid for Formation…
I am so very happy and excited! Can’t think of any better news than this, and to have twins! I’ll be looking every day for updates. The pic she posted is so beautiful. It’s the prettiest picture I have ever seen of a celebrity. She is just the most perfect person I can think of. Wonder what beautiful names they will call their children. Congrats!!
Sorrynotsorry, but I always find it selfish when people bring babies into already-unstable relationships. It’s not fair to the children.
I don’t disagree with you
Congratulations to them. She is off her game with that photo, though. It’s ridiculous.
Well, she managed to be even tackier with this announcement than her first, so that’s something.
Isn’t this where y’all come in and say it’s a fake belly?
They already started, just read above. 😏
oh no stop stop stop!!!! Like Beyonce, be happy that she’s having a baby, thrilled that she is having twins! But no one with eyeballs can defend that horrid photo! It’s like a funeral from the 70s and what on earth is that veil??? oh no no no no.
Butt ugly photo but happy for them. Hoping for a happy, healthy baby.
Congratulations to Beyonce, Jay Z, and little Blue!
This is great.
And double kudos to her for lining the announcement up with Black History Month!
Reminds me of the Empress in some very colorful versions of the tarot cards. I also think she ‘s trying to resemble Boticelli’s art (unsuccessfully). I agree that is kinda Walmart chic though.
Every time a celeb has “twins” I’m like oh, they bought a special designer baby set.
Every single celeb with twins went to a special doctor. Duh they did some in vitro bullshit so they could pick and choose.
Just no. Not a fan.
Congratulations Beyonce and family. The photo may be tacky at first but I’m very sure she purposely shot it this way and there’s gonna be some ahhhhhh moment after you figure it out ahhah. Suspect it’s full of symbolism for her and her fans like to decipher them. I’ll join in. There’s blue and the flowers for Blue Ivy. There’s a green veil. Maybe next kid’s name is Jade Carter? Brown bra hmmm…the other kid’s name is Wonder Brown Carter? Or she just likes to mess with us.
The first thing I saw was funeral flowers…geez that’s not good.
That photo is full on crazy, but congrats to them!
Mondo bizarro. But we’re obviously in the End Times, so why the hell not……
What amuses me most about this is, if that rumour about Amal Clooney being pregnant with twins is actually true, she just stole all the thunder. I bet Amal is FUMING right now.
What’s with the green veil I don’t get it?
I really don’t get this whole photo.
Kinda reminds me of a Frida Kahlo piece.
I don’t get the hype.
twins get more common as the parents get older Bey is 35 and Jay Z is in his late 40’s. using assistance to conceive if necessary doesn’t diminish the blessing. the photo looks like an Olin Mills photo that would be done at a department store. my family has one of me as a toddler in a green velvet holiday dress with red holly berries at the neckline
Congrats Bey!!!
Also, did anyone see the twitter reaction of someone hoping it’s not a coincidence and Beyoncé is carrying the last Jedi twins?! Happy for their family and for getting some good news!!!
Haha love the Star Wars reference!
My first, cynical, thought was: She chose to announce her pregnancy this way so that we can all see that it isn’t a pillow-baby…this time!
Oh me too! Exactly that
RIGHT … THIS
like so she’s taking this micromanagement of image into 2017 yal…. no direct interviews, post-lemonade world, cryptic pics—- sooo mysterious soooo intriguing… Congratz nonetheless
The picture is ridiculous – it looks like it could be a parody. And twins? Girl and Boy? Test tube designer babies for sure.
That picture amuses my soul. Awright Beyonce, you may just make a full convert out of me yet. Stay extra you fabulous queen you.
I opened ig last night moments after she posted and i had to do a double take! So happy for her. Personally i never doubted her first pregnancy and besides, theres full frontal of footage in her lemonade video with her in the latest stages of pregnancy with blue. And im not a stan. I admire her and she also annoys me at times. But i will never knock down a woman that works as hard as she does and yes, makes millions. She can be extra all she wants. She can do this kitsch nonsense in her photoshoots. I’ve never heard anyone say shes a horrible human being or whatever. Let her be.
I didnt like the photo that much at first but now i appreciate the whole concept (see full photoshoot) and video.
Regarding her exploitation of her personal life for PR reasons… newsflash… most people in that business does it.. she just happens to do it better than most.
And here i was wondering why she was MIA during the march and the past few months. Anyway. Congrates Bey Giselle !!
Great news for her and her family, but that pic is absurd.