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		<title>By: Blah blah blah</title>
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		<dc:creator>Blah blah blah</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 27 May 2009 06:14:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Eh, he looks like he&#039;s kind of getting a very late-onset version of bloated face that Leonardo DiCaprio and Marlon Brando got (although Marlon just got fat anyway).</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Eh, he looks like he&#8217;s kind of getting a very late-onset version of bloated face that Leonardo DiCaprio and Marlon Brando got (although Marlon just got fat anyway).
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		<title>By: Candi</title>
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		<dc:creator>Candi</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 27 May 2009 03:55:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Gia,you are right,Johnny Depp is still a pot smoker.

Am good friends with Tim Burtons step daughter,and she has told me some juicy deets on Johnny Depp.

Cool dude who likes his wine,and his pot.

He&#039;s just a little bit more discreet about his actions than other celebs,that is all.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Gia,you are right,Johnny Depp is still a pot smoker.</p>
<p>Am good friends with Tim Burtons step daughter,and she has told me some juicy deets on Johnny Depp.</p>
<p>Cool dude who likes his wine,and his pot.</p>
<p>He&#8217;s just a little bit more discreet about his actions than other celebs,that is all.
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		<title>By: orion70</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 May 2009 01:37:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>love him !  he does look younger when he&#039;s not so thin though.  

lol @ le sigh.  

JD comes across as down to earth, Chris Martin just comes across as a shallow twat, whether it was intended that way or not.  I&#039;ll have to forgive him, as he is after all a friend of the Pegg ;)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>love him !  he does look younger when he&#8217;s not so thin though.  </p>
<p>lol @ le sigh.  </p>
<p>JD comes across as down to earth, Chris Martin just comes across as a shallow twat, whether it was intended that way or not.  I&#8217;ll have to forgive him, as he is after all a friend of the Pegg <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' />
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		<title>By: tizzle</title>
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		<dc:creator>tizzle</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 26 May 2009 22:41:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Love him, but he has had work done, though its VERY VERY good. Facelift type of thing. You shouldn&#039;t look like you&#039;ve had plastic surgery, and thankfully Johnny has not gone overboard like many!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Love him, but he has had work done, though its VERY VERY good. Facelift type of thing. You shouldn&#8217;t look like you&#8217;ve had plastic surgery, and thankfully Johnny has not gone overboard like many!
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		<title>By: Magsy</title>
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		<dc:creator>Magsy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 26 May 2009 20:37:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Good for him, he&#039;s earned it. I love me some Johnny Depp!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Good for him, he&#8217;s earned it. I love me some Johnny Depp!
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		<title>By: Sheldon</title>
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		<dc:creator>Sheldon</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 26 May 2009 20:12:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Johnny is known for making off-the-wall quotes when he&#039;s doing interviews.  This particular quote first appeared (in somewhat different phrasing) about 10 years ago.  Reporters are so lazy.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Johnny is known for making off-the-wall quotes when he&#8217;s doing interviews.  This particular quote first appeared (in somewhat different phrasing) about 10 years ago.  Reporters are so lazy.
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		<title>By: czarina</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 May 2009 18:43:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Why shouldn&#039;t he look his age? While he might have his hair coloured for a movie role (or, heck, even himself!), he has never struck me as the Hollywood-vain type who so desperately needs to look and feel younger than his years that he&#039;s rushing out for botox shots, a plastic surgeon and a twenty-year-younger girlfriend. 
I admire JD not simply because of his talent (and he has serious talent, unlike a lot of one-note actors out there), but because after a somewhat wild youth he seems to be exceedingly in touch with who he is and what is important to him--his family, a life he enjoys and a level of fame he can live with. 
Beer gut (and I take this story with a grain of irony) or no beer gut, I&#039;d see his movies anytime!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Why shouldn&#8217;t he look his age? While he might have his hair coloured for a movie role (or, heck, even himself!), he has never struck me as the Hollywood-vain type who so desperately needs to look and feel younger than his years that he&#8217;s rushing out for botox shots, a plastic surgeon and a twenty-year-younger girlfriend.<br />
I admire JD not simply because of his talent (and he has serious talent, unlike a lot of one-note actors out there), but because after a somewhat wild youth he seems to be exceedingly in touch with who he is and what is important to him&#8211;his family, a life he enjoys and a level of fame he can live with.<br />
Beer gut (and I take this story with a grain of irony) or no beer gut, I&#8217;d see his movies anytime!
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		<title>By: madam ex</title>
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		<dc:creator>madam ex</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 26 May 2009 18:02:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;d do him even if I had to lift his FUPA to get to the goods.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;d do him even if I had to lift his FUPA to get to the goods.
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		<title>By: Geebz</title>
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		<dc:creator>Geebz</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 26 May 2009 16:29:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Fine piece of man there. Oh yeah! I have to find a way to get rid of Ms. Paradis.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Fine piece of man there. Oh yeah! I have to find a way to get rid of Ms. Paradis.
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		<title>By: lkjglkj</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 May 2009 16:01:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>NOOOOOOOO</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>NOOOOOOOO
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