May 26
'09
“Jessica Biel sings!” morning links

- Jessica Biel Sings! It’s sorta dull, but definitely not the worst thing ever [Evil Beet]
- ‘Rescue Me’ star Callie Thorne dishes about on-set pranks [Television.AOL.com]
- Top 25 Animated Movies Ever [Moviefone]
- Model Danielle Lloyd Beaten, Bloodied In London Nightclub [Radar Online]
- Katie Holmes Got Old Fast [Cityrag]
- Salma Hayek Takes Valentina To Work [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
- Ashley Greene: Bikini Pics From Italy [Bastardly]
- Paris Hilton Slams Fake Tabloid Report, claims she wasn’t thrown off a yacht in Cannes [Hollywood Rag]
- Avril Lavigne is in a bikini [The Blemish]
- Fake Babyshambles team wins Celebrity Soccer Six [Agent Bedhead]
- Pixar, Search No Further For Your Next Adorable Character. This is a bird rodent or something. Or just a rodent head with legs. I can’t tell [Defamer]
- A real, life-sized Hello Kitty house. I used to have a miniature version of this. It tasted awesome [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
- Cocaine Found in Red Bull Energy Drink in Germany [Bitten and Bound]
- Mr. T Pities The Fool Who Don’t Love His “Take Me Out To The Ballgame” rendition [Best Week Ever]
- Yeah Yeah Yeahs – “Heads will Roll” video [PopBytes]

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11 Responses to ““Jessica Biel sings!” morning links”

  1. Codzilla says:

    I’m afraid to listen to Jessica sing. My ears were already violated this morning while watching a clip of one of the Jonas Brothers drop a bra that was thrown from the audience like it was a piece of dog shit, so I don’t know if I can handle any more.

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  2. Carrie says:

    Her voice is ok. I’ve heard better sing Karaoke at my local bar. Her signing won’t cause ears to bleed if she is singing happy birthday. But she really should not try the music route. Her voice isn’t that special.

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  3. Wench. says:

    ‘Model’ Danielle Lloyd?

    Serial-Footballer-Shagger-And-Reality-Television-Moron Danielle Lloyd.

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  4. Leslie Sargent says:

    “Her voice is OK”? Are you kidding me? She has far more depth and talent than celebutards Paris Hilton or Speidi,all of whom think they can sing!

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  5. Cinderella says:

    There were some impressive parts, but she had a few weak ones that need coaching.

    It was better than I expected, but she’s certainly not ready to duet with JT, that’s for sure.

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  6. paranel says:

    She sucks and she stinks. Self proclaimed beauty !!!! Do something about that bad nose job, will you?

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  7. BlueSkies says:

    She fell for that whole nosejob/fishlip thing. Horseface-ish

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  8. teleskier says:

    wow, awesome talent and a gorgeous girl!

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  9. K McFarlane says:

    I think she has a lovely voice.

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  10. FF says:

    Her voice is wonderful. To each their own.

    Ben Barnes’ singing was a lovely surprise too. I love that film!

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