Jennifer Lopez is in love with love. Jennifer Lopez cannot be alone. Jennifer Lopez is incapable of being single for more than a month. Jennifer loves love so much that she often overlaps lovers and relationships just to ensure that she will never be alone. If Jennifer isn’t overlapping relationships, she’s simply moving on from one breakup to a new relationship in a matter of days. So tell me what you think happened between Drake, J-Lo and Alex Rodriguez? While some of you never believed that Drizzy and J-Lo were the real deal, she changed her New Year’s plans to be with him. I think they were legit dating for a few months, but it fizzled out in January. WHY it fizzled out is up for debate – did Drake leave Jennifer to try his luck with a newly-single Nicki Minaj? Or was Drake simply a placeholder for Jennifer until she found her Forever Douchebag? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Whatever happened, I think we can safely say that there was a lot of overlap. Jennifer started this thing with Alex Rodriguez when she was still technically dating Drake, and A-Rod was seemingly in a relationship too. Still, the overlaps are like the least offensive part of this. The most offensive part? The fact that Jennifer seems all-in with such a noted jackass within a matter of a few months. They’re currently on vacation together.
They’re on J-Cation. New couple Jennifer Lopez and Alex Rodriguez are enjoying a romantic getaway at Bakers Bay Golf & Ocean Club, an exclusive, owners-only destination in the Bahamas, The Post has learned. The couple flew by private jet from Miami to Marsh Harbour on Friday night. At 9:30 p.m., they arrived at Harbour View Marina, where they were caught getting cozy on a power boat en route to their sequestered love nest. J-Rod are spending the weekend alone at a friend’s home, according to a source familiar with their tropical canoodling.
“It’s early days, but Jennifer and Alex are really into each other,” the source said.
The luxurious club, which sits on a seven-mile stretch of Great Guana Cay in the Abaco islands 150 miles off the Florida coast, is a favorite destination of the rich and famous. Celebrities known to vacation there include Reese Witherspoon, Michael Jordan, Tom Brady and wife Gisele Bündchen.
Lopez, 47, and Rodriguez, 41, have been quietly dating for months, Page Six recently confirmed.
I wonder how Marc Anthony feels right about now? I’ve always believed he wanted her back, and I also believe he probably made a play for her, again, recently. And now he’s got the kids for a weekend so J-Lo can canoodle with A-Rod in the Bahamas. Hm. As for how quickly this is all happening… is A-Rod “the One”? By that I mean, it’s been a while since Jennifer married a douchebag. Is Alex Rodriguez the new douchebag? Is he the long-awaited next husband? I have to give J-Lo some credit… at least she didn’t marry Casper Smart. That’s the only good thing I can say about that relationship. And she didn’t marry Drake. So… she’s due to make some terrible marriage mistake. And I think Alex Rodriguez is The One. It’s either going to be the messiest thing ever or the cheesiest thing ever (or both).
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
He’s so gross.
This is the grossest person JLo has ever dated. Other than Casper. Casper doesn’t have centaur paintings, but that’s just cuz he isn’t as wealthy.
That girl has no boundaries and no sense when it comes to men.
She has the woooooooooooooorst taste in men. cringe cringe cringe. She is also peak cheesy .
I think they are perfect for each other!
She has no idea who she is…her whole sense of self is defined entirely by her relationships. Those kids are going to have a revolving door of men in their lives. It’s said $$$ can’t buy everything but it can definitely get her much needed therapy cause this is just sad
The thing that really made me sad for her kids was when she told that story of her son asking her if he could make an appointment to have a picnic with her. I don’t believe she understood how really sad that was. Her child is asking for her to be with him. And she told it like it was nothing of importance. Every single mother deserves a private life. They should. I think she is doing too much and it looks to be affecting her children.
She is not the only parent to those children.
I dislike when women start the bad mommy b.s. she has told many stories about her son max being manager material. He likes to judge, grade and keep track of her.
Please spend time looking at how unavailable marc anthony is to his 5 or 6 children with 3 or 4 different mothers
@Denisemich
Or maybe we can look at BOTH parents. Jlo is not off the hook. A child thinking they need to book an appointment to get alone time with their own mother is awful. A mother telling that story like its a fun interview anecdote and not a red flag is beyond clueless.
I didn’t call her a “bad mother”..and I get tired of that BS. I said I thought her son saying he needed to make and appointment to see her sad. If Marc had told that story I would have said the same and felt it was sad too. and again if this story was ABOUT MARC then I would go there too. And if he is unavailable to his children then shame on him and he will live to regret it. and should be there more for his kids.
So don’t take my comment as calling her a bad mother.
I agree with you. That story was the first thing that popped up in my mind when reading this. How can you be a workaholic that sacrifices time with your children but you find time to spend with a man you just started dating? I don’t care who you are or what you do but when you admit that your child is asking for your time whereas your BF has no issues vacationing with you not even 4 months into a relationship, you just showed me where your priorities are. Add to the fact that most of her boyfriends/future husband are the absolute worst of the worst and you ain’t sh*t to me tbh. And wasn’t the break-up between her and Drake also explained as being too much for their busy schedules? Ugh, I can’t.
She is incredibly successful and seems to be immature which no doubt makes it difficult for her to find and sustain a meaningful relationship not built on her fame and bank account. This is really pathetic though. I cannot help but think it’s based on a physical relationship and little else.
I think these two are perfect for each other. Equally ridiculous
YES!!! My thoughts exactly. I hope they stay together for at least a couple of years, doing the world the public service of keeping a lot of other people from having to be involved with either one of them.
Lol. ITA!
I couldnt agree more.
You said it!!!amen
Jennifer Lopez is just pathetic. She better be not the next Zsa Zsa Gabor because that’s where she is heading.
She comes off as immature to me. Even young women in their 20’s don’t run up to post their boyfriends of a few so quickly on social media like she does. Especially after that very public social media oriented farce she had with drake.
This looks to me like Jennifer is trying to show off to someone. Is it Marc, Drake, or someone else – I have no idea.
She must know he is a douchebag? Right? Please?
Oh, geez, KLO, Im Australian, and the ONLY thing I know about this bloke is that he’s a douchebag.
If only her children got the time, attention, and devotion she gives to the losers she takes up with.
Erm… After she said her son wanted to ‘book’ time with her, she finds the time to go on holiday with her latest fling?
didn’t see your comment before making mine above. I said the same. It was just sad to hear that comment from her son.
JLO and her son had a picnic after that comment so they did hang out. People forget she’s a millionaire. She has 300 of those. She can jet back tomorrow and be with her kids! She’s not gone for months on end.
Steroids cause shrinkage. Just saying.
Hehehe
i think this is a better fit than the Casper Smart one. At least he is on her level financially
I don’t know why, but I kinda think this is a good match.
It’s like she has a list on men to date and a deadline to meet. What’s up with that? Just chill and be single for a min Jen. I hope those poor babies aren’t introduced every time she changes guy.
Also am I the only one that thinks a vacay with a man/woman you just started dating is a bit…soon? Or is it because I’m not rich?
I get the desire to get away and sequester yourselves (especially when you have children) but I agree it’s a bit much. What about when you have to poop? 🙂
The only thing I got is at least he has $ and looks. Casper and Marc were not attractive.
She is nuts in the love department, that’s all I got!
I disagree about ARod having looks. He makes my skin crawl. I find this is a really disappointing move from JLo.
I get A-Rod & Derek Jeter mixed up a lot.
I actually thought A-Rod’s the one married to a SI swimsuit model & expectin a baby, but now reading this I know that must be Derek Jeter.
So has A-Rod ever been married? I know he dated Minka Kelley many years.
And whenever people from very different professional arenas hook up, I always wonder at the process through which they got together. Like, is it Jennifer asking Benny Medina to get ahold of A-Rod’s manager?
It was Jeter that dated Minka Kelly too. A-Rod was married and has a couple of kids with his ex-wife; they have been divorced for several years. A-Rod dated Kate Hudson and Cameron Diaz.
Also Madonna, Bethany Frankel, Julianne Hough, Demi Moore. This guy will never settle down.
So funny I follow baseball and I thought the exact same thing – wait what about Hannah!!
EWWWWW he dated Frankel? Never go where the Frankel has been. So gross.
My impression of the marriage to Marc Anthony is that he was a control freak who pushed her around. My guess was after that she wanted control so thus Casper.
@svea— I agree with you totally on Marc Anthony. I think they were better suited but both Type A personality. He is a complete control freak, but Jenn no better. Difference is Jenn expects loyalty from the father of her children, and MA cannot keep it in his pants.
Skeletor is a total Womanizer. Amazing voice and talent he has though.
Wow I didn’t think it was possible for her to find anyone cheesier than Drake.
I dont think she loves love. She just hates not getting attention.
This is a pairing I could get behind. Jennifer is a self-centered workaholic, and A-Rod is all about his now tarnished brand.
A Rod is a known Douche Canoe though, Jenn better have him get tested before she hits that.
IMOO, no one could have been a bigger Tool than the boy toy Casper. A Rod doesnt need Jenn’s money but he does need her fame- so this is a win win for the both of them.
OR OR…. maybe she is hitting it hard in the dating field and enjoying an active and healthy sex life…. im assuming
what’s deplorable is not her rate of dating or how many relationships or situation-ships per se (every woman should be able to do what she wants—come on feminists!) its the LEVEL OF THIRST (LOT) in the reporting of these dets and being on the scene and in all the magazines for a hookup, like damn girl stop dropping dets that everyone is the one, looks sad and desperate.
I personally like how rihanna has dated recently (notice i say how not who) as in she dates, it may get heavy, she offers no words or explanations for our consumption and judgement, at one point she was getting called this and that (deragatory ish), still never said a word and just lived her life…. to date shes only claimed like 2 men…which is hilariously snark
Good for her.Life is short.Be Happy
Is it just me, or does this ‘new’ relationship seem super FAKE? Would it kill her to occasionally be single?
The Dailymail has a picture of her and ARod in what they call an intimate moment. That she then deleted. Why is she so in your face when we just found out about this. It would have to be very new so why so all in.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-4309286/Jennifer-Lopez-posts-intimate-selfie-Rod.html
Years ago I said here that she needed to become the trophy wife of some wealthy stable/dull billionaire type and settle into a comfortable Vegas residency.
I had that sweater in high-school. I wondered where it went.
Drake hits on all the popstars. It came out he and Madonna were hooking up for a little while before the sloppy kiss fiasco. JLo was just another fling for him.
A-Rod will be a relationship. He usually lasts at least a year. He hooked up with Madonna also under the radar during her separation from Guy.
Who next? Sean Penn.
Posting a selfie with Drake and now A-Rod is so thirsty.
I side eye this part so hard! “they’ve been quietly dating for months”. Impossible because literally 2 months ago she was doing “prom” pics with Drake. At most they have been seeing each other a little over a month.
Get yours girl but eh the eau de douche is so strong with this one I could never.
Drake definitely dropped Jennifer Lopez she just kept bringing him up when they were already done at least in Drake’s mind. I do believe Jennifer was crazy about him for the time being. Funny thing is my Puerto Rican friend has the same philosophy with relationship like Jennifer.