“Katy Perry wants to shag John Mayer” morning links

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Katy Perry wants to shag John Mayer. Gross [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
– 5 Questions With Sarah Chalke [Television.AOL.com]
Will Ferrell, Anna Friel & Danny R. McBride of ‘Land of the Lost’ host a wild question and answer party [Moviefone]
– Happy 3rd Birthday To Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt! [Radar Online]
– Few things are as unappealing as a Madonna nip slip [Cityrag]
Giada De Laurentiis Talks Food & Family [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
– Men Want This Job: “Megan Fox Bra Adjuster” [Bastardly]
O.J Simpson Claims Racism in Armed Robbery Conviction [Hollywood Rag]
– The beach is Charlotte Gainsbourg’s changing room (nsfw) [The Blemish]
Brooke Hogan redefines elegance [Agent Bedhead]
Tori Spelling Terrified Of Beautiful Daughter [Evil Beet]
Jennie Garth has a Heart Defect [Bitten and Bound]
– My love of animals doing stupid things is a genetic humor defect I get from my father. I can’t help it. Thus: “The Mexican Cat Dance” Starring Keyboard Gato [Best Week Ever]

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  1. sarcra says:

    Oh, OJ…

  2. Lem says:

    power texts. new to me.
    Maybe at&t figured folks in Arkansas didn’t know how to text. lol. I don’t know how to power text.
    I also don’t know what my ‘prepend’ button does??

    I can’t believe Shiloh’s bday is all but burried. Must mean we’re making strides.

  3. Melanie says:

    At first glance, I thought Katy Perry was a drag queen.

  4. SolitaryAngel says:

    Katy Perry once again confirms my suspicion that she’s stupid as well as talentless, classless, and ugly.

  5. KateNonymous says:

    But Katy thinks casual sex is disgusting! Oh, wait. She’d probably shag him formally.

  6. Magsy says:

    Ew….she’s welcome to him. She needs to get in line though behind the other guys.

  7. Cinderella says:

    Have at ’em Katy, you dumbass. Let us know how it works out.

  8. Hieronymus Grexx says:

    that’s a guy in drag, right?

  9. Sadi says:

    Mayer is disgusting.

  10. someone says:

    She could become a notch on his bedpost. Goodluck honey, your gonna need it!