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Britney Spears smiling beside a picture of Kevin's phallic ice cream treat. The caption reads You people will look at anything.
Paying attention to Britney Spears is like rubbernecking. You have to try really, really hard not to do it, and everyone does it even though it slows us all down.

Britney is supposedly three months pregnant and is planning to leave Kevin to raise the baby “alone.” Here is a thrilling video of the family walking down the street. According to Marie, who puts up all of the best paparazzi photos on the JJB board, the two are staying in separate hotels on the island of Maui.

In these latest photos, Britney sucks in her stomach while shopping and Kevin sucks on a phallic ice cream treat while “filming a video.”

Pictures [via]

Five more after the jump.

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Posted in Babies, Breakups, Britney Spears, Kevin Federline

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