Emperor Bigly invited Sarah Palin, Ted Nugent & Kid Rock to the White House

New York premiere of 'Chi-Raq'

Emperor Bigly doesn’t NEED YOU, Tom Brady. He was not crying bigly tears about your absence. Bigly promised he would never shed another tear over you and he meant it! Which is why on the same day that Tom Brady snubbed his Bigly BFF, Trump invited Sarah Palin, Ted Nugent and Kid Rock to the White House for a photo-op.

I mean… the photos are awful. Most (sane) politicians would pay to never be photographed with Kid Rock, Sarah Palin and Ted Nugent. Nugent especially, since he wins the trophy for literal pants-sh-tting mess. He also has trophies for racism, nativism, insanity, sexism and misogyny. So, yeah, obviously Nugent and Trump are tight. I’m actually surprised that Palin’s malfunctioning-fembot act is still appealing to Emperor Bigly. Maybe he just wanted to be around another reality star though.

Also, these three a–holes decided to take a photo with Hillary Clinton’s First Lady portrait. I can’t even tell you how crass this is. This is the First Lady’s portrait in the motherf–king White House and these jackasses and going to stand there and make fun of it, and make fun of Hillary?

New York premiere of 'Chi-Raq'

New York premiere of 'Chi-Raq'

New York premiere of 'Chi-Raq'

Photos courtesy of Palin’s Facebook, Getty.

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139 Responses to “Emperor Bigly invited Sarah Palin, Ted Nugent & Kid Rock to the White House”

  1. Tate says:

    OMG!!! Those pictures!!! I don’t know if I should laugh or cry. So confused….

  2. Aims says:

    I would expect nothing less . Satan and his minions .

  3. Chaine says:

    Is this like a competition to come up with the world’s least sexually appealing threesome?

  4. PunkyMomma says:

    I’m ashamed that the two dil*oheads come from my home state, Michigan. What an embarrassment.

  5. MissMerry says:

    and people who are upset that trump is president are the ones who are unpatriotic?

  6. Kali says:

    You’d weep, if you were able to shut your mouth long enough.

  7. grabbyhands says:

    Crass indeed. Like, the gold standard for it.

    And that sh*t eating grin as he sits there with all these redneck yahoos behind him. That is all he’s got. it’s literally the best he can do and he is still under the impression that this makes him look good. All he’s missing in an in office concert by the Insane Clown Posse.

    Christ, what a frigging embarrassment.

  8. Christin says:

    Such a shame they left out Chachi.

  9. Sixer says:

    Oh my giddy aunt. It’s a presidential office, not a Vegas photo booth. Just as you think Agent Orange couldn’t get any more crass, he steps over yet another line.

  10. Abbess Tansy says:

    This has a petty, im-the-new-class president high school feel to it.

  11. robyn says:

    This motley crew posing like fools in front of Hillary’s portrait seems like a sly bit of revenge from Trump who can’t resist sticking it to people. This antic makes me think that the crazy story out of Russia about Donald Trump hiring prostitutes for a pee party at a hotel where the Obamas once stayed is actually true!

    • SusanneToo says:

      I never doubted it. He’s the kid who wasn’t smart, wasn’t athletic, wasn’t good looking, had no friends, and wants revenge.

    • Megan2 says:

      I don’t have words for the feeling I have when I look at that picture of them in front of Hillary’s portrait. Kid Rock and Ted Nugent… whatever. I care about them so little it’s just two more misogynistic white dudes disrespecting a woman for daring to be better and smarter than them. I’ve become used to those types of images.

      Sarah though… Sarah I sincerely hope gets some kind of horrific karmic retribution in this lifetime, hopefully before nuclear war starts so I can take some time to enjoy it. That smirk on her face… Sarah, you tw*t, how are you standing there making that face in front of the portrait of a woman who is every single thing you wish you could be? Intelligent, relevant, capable of giving fantastic and quotable and meaningful speeches. Someone respected by millions of women, someone who hasn’t ridden on lesser men’s coattails to get where she is. Someone who has achieved so much and broken so many glass ceilings, while you run around in your unflattering outfits spouting ignorance and basically giving the GOP exactly what they expect; a caricature of a woman playing at being an adult. Because, you know… women are so cute when they pretend to play politics. Sarah should be so ashamed… SO ashamed. It breaks my heart.

      Hillary, can you and Michelle O please come back? Please? I miss you both so very much.
      SAD!

    • ScrewStewRat19 says:

      I can’t stand that picture. Could you imagine the republican outrage if Obama had let people pose like that in front of a republican first lady portrait, like Nancy Reagan or someone?? Holy s***, we’d never of heard the end of it. It’s just soooooo disrespectful and nasty. I don’t usually wish death upon people, but I’m to the point where I really hope someone takes Trump out. I can’t deal with this bs anymore.

  12. greenmonster says:

    Trump just looks so so dumb. He reminds me of Homer Simpson in the episode where Bart is trying to explain Sideshow Bob’s plan to kill Selma to him: words, demonstration, drawing and finally puppets. I imagine Trump sitting in his office and his people walk in with a puppet theatre wanting to explain problems in the middle east and Trumps gets all excited and is clapping his hands like a seal.

  13. Chelly says:

    I hope someone opened a window to let out all the flies this group of sh*t attracted

  14. Catherine says:

    A bunch of Death Eaters have taken over Hogwarts. This will not end well for them.

  15. Stacy Dresden says:

    I see it’s not too early to feel murderous rage.

  16. Olenna says:

    Nothing but a crew of miscreants, and the picture with HC is just foul. Really, they can all just kiss my a**.

  17. Bahumb says:

    I want to start petion that our tax dollars should no longer pay for Trump’s $3m weekend trips to Marilago which someone astutely classified as free advertising for that stupid place. Melania too needs to move her special snowflake person to Washington. As a gesture of goodwill I will setup a go fund her account for eye opening (or un-smell that fart) surgery but the rest is up to her and should not be America’s problem. We don’t like him either but are forced to marinate in his nonsense every freaking minute of the day. I’m done. Impeach now b4 world war. Dumbasses are poking at Iran now…

  18. Dragonlady Sakura says:

    Racist douchebags gather in one spot…news at 11!

  19. mee says:

    Those pictures sum up what we’re dealing with. D-listers in DC.

  20. Jenns says:

    It’s like someone walked into The White House with sh*t on their shoes, wiped their feet and these a**holes materialized from that mess.

  21. Kitten says:

    White Trash House.

    God I hate every one of those people. Gross, vile human beings.

  22. adastraperaspera says:

    Somebody call Keenan Wayans and tell him the Scary Movie 6 script is ready and the cast has already done the promo stills!

  23. SusanneToo says:

    ” I’m actually surprised that Palin’s malfunctioning-fembot act is still appealing to Emperor Bigly.”
    I seriously doubt sarah would object to a *****grab, if only to say f**k you to sane people.

  24. AnotherDirtyMartini says:

    How in the world is it even possible that his hair has gotten worse?!

    Great. An office full of lunatics. Just another day in D.C.

  25. TyrantDestroyed says:

    So much class in a single set of photos! I am appalled by this.

  26. Louisa says:

    The rage I am feeling over this isn’t healthy. What the hell has happened to this country?

  27. tw says:

    We have a president who dyes his hair yellow. that’s all.

  28. HappyMom says:

    I read a comment somewhere that this just needs the banjo music playing.

  29. HappyMom says:

    These pictures make me furious. I don’t even like HRC-but how dare they basically desecrate the White House by mocking the picture of the First Lady? What the hell?

  30. EscapedConvent says:

    Oh, Jesus, Mary and Joseph—Ted Nugent in the White House? They’ll have to get the Biohazard Team in there now to un-poison and sterilize it. They don’t make them any more vile and repulsive than Ted Nugent. And look at him—he’s so pleased with himself.

    If there was a shred of doubt that Trump is a sick twist, this should take care of it.

  31. Beezwax says:

    Don’t forget Sarah Evans in this sh*t show. Is that her it looks like her next to Kid meth.

  32. Beezwax says:

    Don’t forget Sarah Evans in this sh*t show.

  33. Ariella says:

    Because great minds listen to great music.

    Now find me a place to puke.

  34. Joannie says:

    He has reached the height of tackiness. It’s so bad I have to laugh.

  35. Tiffany says:

    He has no friends. More importantly, he has no A list friends.

    HA…..HAHAHA…….HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!

  36. swak says:

    Did they sign the White House visitors log?

  37. PaulY says:

    Like the old saying goes, “Birds of a feather…” Gross.

  38. Jennifer says:

    I wonder who is minding the stills while they are away.

  39. Syko says:

    Doesn’t matter, we’re no longer allowed to see it.

    I just want to know why the males (maybe) in these pictures are wearing their hats inside the house? Do any of them have the slightest grasp of etiquette?

  40. Bijou says:

    Sad! That’s the level “celebrity” Trump attracts. I’m so embarrassed for America.

  41. Lisa says:

    What a pathetic, racist lineup.

  42. Diane says:

    No wonder he doesn’t want the White House Visitors Log released. I’d be embarrassed to but I guess these are the only “celebs” who would agree to show up.

  43. RussianBlueCat says:

    As much as they are hated for their vapid, plastic surgery obsessed, over the top lifestyle. At least the Kardashians would have shown more class than this bunch( yes that is not setting the bar high)

  44. Nina says:

    It’s a weird dystopian version of “Marry, F*ck, Kill”, where you kill yourself.

  45. Chetta B. says:

    Three of the biggest a$$holes in the public eye, hands-down.

  46. Veronica says:

    I didn’t expect that shot of them in front of the Hillary painting to anger me as much as I did, but here we are. Maybe we really did get the president we deserve.

  47. Mary says:

    where they had raccoon pie………

  48. Eric says:

    It’s EZ-D and the D-Listers!

  49. Ginger Gal says:

    Palin has a lot of nerve making fun of Clinton. At least she has a portrait painting in the WH. Palin never will. It’s Jealously. Got it. and KId Rock? Shouldn’t he be called Grampa Rock by now. Does Nugent have anything that isn’t camouflage?

  50. Giddy says:

    So…what do we think they ate? Upthread people suggested raccoon or squirrel. But I do think DT would touch either one. So I think it was meatloaf with a side of mac and cheese and banana pudding for dessert. Of course there was a green salad with gallons of ranch dressing. The White House chef must be dying!

  51. Norma Warner says:

    Fumigate the place immediately!

  52. MaybeTomorrow says:

    Is it tacky and disrespectful ? Of course it is,

    But so is referring to POTUS as Emporer BIgly (among other things).

    This whole country is ate up with hypocrisy. I’m justified in my poor behavior but I’ll call out and judge yours.

    Be the change you wish to see. Think PALin et al are tacky and disrespectful against a former First Lady they didn’t support ? Check yourself and make sure you aren’t against a politician you don’t.

  53. Deeanna says:

    This whole country is “ate up”, huh? Well, I’s done checked myself and I’s sure I’m not against “a politician I don’t”.

    That being made clear, I continue to be absolutely amazed at exactly how cretinous Trump is. This idiot indeed needs someone with an ounce of sense to monitor his actions 24/7. Trump has low class and no class. It’s astounding how classless he is.

    Sarah Palin, Ted Nugent and Kid Rock. Sounds like a set up for a joke. A bad joke.

  54. The Other Katherine says:

    Someone call the garbage man, the Oval Office is full of trash.

  55. Achoo! says:

    Why is there a large sheet of Perspex/glass on the floor blow trumps chair.

    Incontinence?

  56. Shannon says:

    She’s at the White House and yet dressed like a hillbilly cougar trolling the local bars. And that picture with Hillary Clinton’s portrait? Really disrespectful. They are men who hate smart, accomplished women, and she’s a woman who is jealous of smart, accomplished women. Pretty pathetic really. I’m sure Hillary has zero f***s to give.

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