Tom Brady had too many family commitments to visit Donald Trump’s White House two weeks ago. But wouldn’t you know? His family stuff cleared up in time for the Met Gala! How shocking. Granted, Tom and Gisele were named the Met Gala co-chairs months ago, so it was something he could build his schedule around. Plus, Tom and Gisele love to perform their love at the Met Gala. It is their thing. And they were in rare form last night. They were some of the first people to arrive, and they literally stood there and made out, all alone in front of the bank of photographers on either side of the carpet.
As for Gisele’s dress… she wore Stella McCartney. If this was what she wore to the Oscars or to Cannes, I would express some joy that Stella fell backwards into a design that sort of works. But since this is the Met Gala… Jesus, how boring. You’re going to show up to this year’s Met Gala in this boring-ass silver dress which looks like every other dress you’ve ever worn? And my God, I really HOPE and PRAY that Gisele talks more about how natural she is again. I want to see her try to form those words through a face full of Botox. As for Lurch Brady, that haircut is awful.
Speaking of boring, Anna Wintour rarely applies the Met Gala theme to her own style. I guess she figures… hey, she’s organizing the event, she should get to wear whatever she wants. If I was in her position, I think I would at least attempt to wear the theme-designer though. Anna wore Chanel, like every other year.
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It may be a boring dress for the Met Gala but it’s still a stunning one.
Nah, the colour washes her out and the cut does nothing for her figure.
But at least she has attitude, he is so boring.
I think her figure looks GREAT. What doesnt work for her?
Het body looks amazing in it.
He has the sex appeal of an overgrown child. What the hell is up with that hair?
Yup. She phoned it in. As host, she could have at least tried to stay with the theme.
Gisele has never been an interesting RC dresser.👎 Fellow models like Kate Moss, Coco Rocha, Karolina Kurkova always leave her in the dust at the MET.
Sigh, I wish La Moss did more MET appearances.
She’s had only 2 or 3 I think; whereas fellow South-London-super Naomi C, is a staple at this event.
Yeah between her hair and her makeup looks like she took about 15mins to get ready for the event!
Predictable but very well-constructed. The dress and the woman.
I would have liked Anna’s dress if it would have been without that awful fur piece.
+1
I think that’s most of her styles.
I always look and think, this would be absolutely stunning with one less detail.
they are always beautifully worked and cut though.
Agree. The fur is extra. I like Gisele’s make up. I’d say it makes her eyes pop but I think that’s a bit of surgery magic? I’ve seen that same back on a different dress on her before so, shrug. And Lurch – ugh.
And Anna needs to friggin’ learn to stand up straight. My God her posture is awful – particularly for her age – she stands like a 5yr old posing for a pic at Disneyland.
Sooo boring. It’s the Met Gala people! Take some risks! Do it big like RhiRhi!
Also, Tom has wayyy too much foundation on. He looks like a GHOST FACE KILLA in that fourth pic. And he always has grade school haircuts, how is that possible?
Lmao. Not ghost face killa!
Yeah but that’s Gisele’s aesthetic – she may be an iconic fashion model, but she isn’t particularly known for cutting-edge personal style (unlike, say, Stella Tennant). Which is a shame because I think she’d look AMAZING in one of Rei Kawakubo’s more out-there styles.
Her ‘thing’ for the Met Gala has always been something that shows off her figure+ her husband’s hands all over her. It’s been consistent for over a decade.
Attractive couple….
IMO, he’s quite unattractive.
Incredible physiques on both of them.
I agree with the above nice dress but boring for this venue. They seem so in love. I love to see their pics and then think it’s a mutual admiration couple and they strike one another’s egos. But hey, what ever works.
Ugh. They are way too “try hard.” Any couple trying to show how much in love they are in public like that – I give them the serious side-eye and don’t believe it at all. There’s trouble in “paradise.” And his hand on her a$$ – that is pretty disrespectful, in my old fart 55 year old view. Not necessary. Like he owns her.
And Lurch looks like the lead singer of a very bad wedding band circa the 1970s. Shiny tux, shiny face. Sad!
Anna’s daughter wore a great dress. Not sure if she’s already featured in another post, but I’d like to see some pics of her dress.
Yeah, I love Bee’s style at the Met Gala. Every year she always wears something interesting that suits her well.
You nail it everytime – boring, Botox and……fillers. Any other event and I would say, good, she and Anna know what works for them, but this is a gala with a theme and they are hosting.
Definitely a bit boring, but there were worse. That’s how I wore my hair yesterday while cleaning the kitchen and doing laundry
Im heartened the scales are Falling of ya’lls collective eyes re: Lurch’s attractiveness on his pre historic human looks
Ice age forehead and tiny teeth. They look like tic tacs shoved into his gums.
I just laughed SO UGLY ABOUT THIS IMAGE God bless you for being in my head like this
“his pre historic human looks”
Between this and referring to him as “Lurch Brady” I’m cracking up!
“prehistoric human looks”–bwahahaha
He’s like a libertarians wet dream, so personality wise he’s a big no.
The body is fine, but the face reminds to strongly of Geico commercials.
I wonder if Giselle ever finds herself wondering how much money she’d save in 15 minutes.
Oh QQ!
Never change.
Boring as expected. But the plastic surgery did her justice. Her eyes and boobs look great.
Her boobs do. I mean, I know they are fake, but they are done so well that they do not at all look fake. But face looks too tweaked.
His Mom has late-stage cancer and is undergoing treatment; he was there with her instead of going to the White House. What a horrible person, eh?
Who called him horrible?
somebody might’ve mentioned this already, but I’ve always felt Gisele is rather homely at certain angles, and her husband is the same way. Looks wise, they are both pretty average to me.
The plastic surgery helped her.
If this is homely, please God I’ll take it! What have I ever done to deserve not being as homely as Gisele?
Gisele is very masculine looking. I don’t find her beautiful, or pretty. She is attractive, maybe “handsome.” Very strong bones and features. I think her body is what made her. Her face – not very classically beautiful, not Rihanna, Diana Kruger or Beyonce level beautiful.
@Sarah
I agree that Gisele has really strong masculine features but the freaky thing is that Tom Brady has some really strong feminine features. Weird!
IMO, they are both “two-faced”, a la Seinfeld terminology.
sometimes (like in the above pics) I think Giz is beautiful, and other times she looks not-so-great…I think it’s because she has strong features and, therefore, good angles and bad angles.
and him, same thing, sometimes he looks good, other times (like in the above pics), he looks like…well, Lurch. I’ve been calling him Lurch for years. that and “cro-mag”. and, in fact, he’s been kind of sticking to the “Lurch” look these days.
She is very striking and can carry clothes beautifully. I wouldn’t call her pretty.
I like the dress but agree it is too boring for this event.
Brady’s barber must hate him, or he went in asking for the full Lurch.
Anna looks like she tried to pull a child’s tutu on over a normal dress and it got stuck.
Anna needs a new ‘do.
Wintour is British, so maybe she’s going for that Queen Elizabeth/Margaret Thatcher, aristo aesthetic, in that it’s a no-no to change your hair.
You people are some shallow ass nasty bitches. Jealousy does not look good on you.
The title of the site is “Celebitchy”. This is a fashion post. What did you expect?
I’m totally jealous that all these people got invited to an exclusive gala and sponsored by designers to wear couture and almost all of them squandered the fun, interesting part of the night. Do some research! Get into it! Dress to theme! Especially Giselle who was a co-chair! It is borderline disrespectful to Rei Kawakubo who probably would have made sure she had something spectacular with which to honor her art. So yes, I’m jealous!
I agree. This is a “feminist” site. But I see nothing about feminism. It’s all about hypocrisy.
Courtney: It’s not because it’s a fashion post. It’s because celebitches don’t like this couple. Articles about this couple are always like this. They don’t write these things about Angelina.
What’s up with Tom’s face ?!?!?! BOTOX??? He looks so weird!!
Yeah I was also wondering if they got couples botox. I sometimes find Tom Brady attractive and sometimes not; I almost always find him annoying. He looks better in uniform, sans makeup…and maybe pre botox. I’m pretty much done with these two in general though. There was a time I found them fascinating, now I just find them irritating, with all their natural lifestyle and diet evangelizing while they hit up the plastic surgeons on the DL.
Tom and Gisele were co-chairs. Of course they went. I don’t really get the shade.
I also don’t understand why none of the co-chairs wore Commes des Garcons
She looks like she’s trying to hide her stomach, not sure why. And I think he had an eye job, something looks off.
Dunno about him, but she did have her eyes done.
It was during the Paris Burka wearing trip.
There is a world of difference to how open her eyes are and how they looked 2 – 3 years ago.
No matter, it suits her.
Pretty but boring dress. I do not understand Brady’s appeal, like at all. Maybe I should start watching some football? Maybe he looks better when moving. Gisele looks waxy as hell.
If you don’t understand his appeal, you need to watch a game. He was only a 6th round draft pick, but ended up breaking and setting records and is now the greatest qb in history. To be able to accomplish that is very appealing. Not even the most beautiful person can look great in every picture taken. In person, on the field, while moving, on TV, and even in most pictures, he really is handsome.
Um, did Tom Brady have an eyebrow accident? I don’t see any unless the angle of the photos is off?
Brady looks like he is botoxed. I don’t recognize him.
Anna always wears the same kind of dress, with that drop waist thing. It’s so ugly
Anna picks a silhouette and sticks with it for-EVAH!
“Anna Wintour” debriefs re last night.
https://www.facebook.com/Cut/videos/1497763310257034/?hc_ref=NEWSFEED
Gisele looks beautiful but also unrecognizable – good (or not so good?) plastic surgery!
His looks and suede jacket make me laugh. 🙂
Why did giselle steal jlos favorite dress?
I see Gisele bought herself some bolt-ons and a new ass.
Vanna White called and she wants her dress back.
Tom looks like a walking Lazyboy chair.
She is about the only woman on the red carpet wear her dress, everyone else has the dress wearing them.
The bodice of that dress emphasizes her new boob job.
I think Gisele looks super sexy, which is her thing. So kudos to her.