The source for this quote is some Russian magazine, so maybe they made it up, or maybe Maroon 5 singer Adam Levine couldn’t keep up with the locals in vodka consumption and got a loose tongue, but he supposedly dissed tennis great Maria Sharapova’s performance in the bedroom. This guy should be lucky he ever banged Sharapova, and I hope that if he really said this his loose lips will spoil his changes of getting with famous women in the future. He’s probably not short of groupies in a pinch, and doesn’t care:

The singer – who dated Sharapova briefly – told a Russian publication that he was less than impressed with her playing technique.

“She wouldn’t make any noise during sex,” Levine said. “I can’t tell you how disappointed I was. I really thought, like a lot of guys, that she’d be the loud screaming type.

”But instead, she just lay there like a dead frog. She even got angry if I started to moan, said it ‘ruined her concentration.’

”It was so disillusioning that I went on Paxil for a month afterwards.

”Really, it was much more of a shock than when I found out there’s no such thing as the Easter Bunny.”

[Entertainment Wise]

The Paxil and Easter Bunny bit at the end means that he is either is making a joke or that this originated on one of those parody sites and someone picked it up as real news. If someone made this up they did a good job at being convincing by picking two people that aren’t gossiped about much.

Maria Sharapova makes more noise on the tennis court than any other female tennis great in grunt-measuring history. While hitting the ball she grunts at up to 101.2 decibels, which is almost as loud as a police siren. I find it hard to believe that if she is enjoying sex she doesn’t make a lot of noise.

This is the guy who broke up with Jessica Simpson by text message, so he seems like one of those douches who can dish out rejection but can’t handle it. If he did say this I would bet it’s because Sharapova broke his widdle heart. Maybe he couldn’t perform in the bedroom and he’s overcompensating by saying she’s a wet blanket. Usually when women don’t make a lot of noise or move around it means the guy is doing something wrong. There are also cases where the woman isn’t into it and still goes through with it. I’ve been in that missionary position back in my single days. You just kind of stare at the ceiling hoping they’ll get it over with. Adam, she just wasn’t into you, or your ears would have been ringing.

Update: Levine did not say this. This is indeed a parody from a Russian magazine. Thanks to Fabiola Thing for the tip.